Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im really surprised Handy, I really thought you were something like 5ft8 to 6ft tall!!!! Scientifically, which is probably bull shit, short people don't live as long as tall people. The fact that Ronnie Corbett and Willie Carson are still about when Richard Keil and A.N Other have carked it disproves that. Mind you, there still is Sir Christopher Lee...........

I saw Spades thread title which contained the words "short list" and it got me thinking about all those short arses ( under 5ft 5ins for arguments sake) that are getting to an age where they MAY be candidates for a list all of their own. Ronnie Corbett has had health issues of late and he is coming up to the age of 84 so, a possible candidate for my 2015 list. Any others?

Indeedy, I was honoured to meet Anubis at an early DLCon, wish he'd return. Alphonsin is also missed by me (at least). Ahh, Alphonsin!!!!!! What a lovely fella he is!!! I met him too, cultured fellow.

Did he die, or go to prison or something? Well, IIRC, his/her ( who really knows) persona did go to prison and he/she was out on licence..... They wrote one of the most brilliant posts on here ever, they were witty and very very clever. The Ying to my fuggin yang or summat. Er.. did you mean to imply what you just did? Well if you think I was implying that they would shit all over me in terms of post "quality" then, yes, you would be quite correct.

I cant just let this go without comment. I love you man, Ive finally realised that its YOU who is the normality on this fucked up planet. Bless you.

Its utter bollocks. EFA.

Did he die, or go to prison or something? Well, IIRC, his/her ( who really knows) persona did go to prison and he/she was out on licence..... They wrote one of the most brilliant posts on here ever, they were witty and very very clever. The Ying to my fuggin yang or summat.

Eh? Did they change the recipe or something or is u just havving a laff? Anyway.......yeah, Tizer, Twixes, Lion Bars, Yorkies, Toffee Crisps and most importantly That was a great childhood, praise be to whoever decided to put that Esso garage only about 180ft away from my house. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go inject my insulin.... They changed the recipe and fucked it all up.

I miss PROPER Tizer.

I miss The Pooka. Utter class.

Is he dead yet?

That's going to be a rarity, he will have to blow his own instead of getting a young girl to do it for him.

253 posts in nine years doesn't scream "regular poster" does it. 253 may not scream 'regular poster' but Saint Peter did start a certain thread which I think earns him a place in DL history http://www.deathlist...?showtopic=3831 Bloody hell, yes he did, didn't he!!! Was it really that long ago LG? I remember entering the Pub and looking around for "faces that might look like they are DL esque" before wandering over and , out of the side of my mouth, asking NAP ( as he was) Godot and RA if they were there for the "convention". It was, TBF, a superb afternoon where I got very pissed and watched in awe just how often STTG could manage to go a wee wee ( a lot)while I could hold down pints and have full control of my bladder...... Of course, I wasn't in your league for consuming alcohol, eh LG!!!!

253 posts in nine years doesn't scream "regular poster" does it. We can only hope that he hasn't gone back to one of those hell holes like Syria. Im not sure if I.S will allow him on here and if he is caught accessing the Worlds most famous dead pooling forum, well, heads may roll or summat....

You now need to change your DL name to "Sweepyface" RA. T'will be a fitting tribute to a Queen troll or summat.

........and that's another trait of todays Yoof , its everybody elses fault....

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up! Why, thanks for asking CoF. Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis). All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life? Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is. Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did. You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate. I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment. I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever. Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..." Thank you for addressing the points I raised regarding availability if music... not You know what? You truly are an absolute tool. Stick to spotty premature ejaculators of your own age and leave old fuckers like me thankful that we wont be around when people like you finally inherit what you already think is rightfully yours. Now fuck off and leave me be, I need to empty me commode...... Edit: ....and Lardy, don't, just fucking don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up! Why, thanks for asking CoF. Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis). All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life? Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is. Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did. You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate. I'm well aware that radio DJs are passionate people, and when I can't be arsed to think I'll shove on Planet Rock as I know I'll like most of their songs (even if they do sometimes play Bryan Adams). I just find the idea that people would regularly listen to it for music now weird, when the option to discover it through the means we have now through other people who love listening to it and sharing that with the world (forums, sites like last fm etc) and instantly enjoy it in legal form (I've never pirated music, there's no need) is radio surely not past it's sell by date? You can feel the raw power/touch of a song through discovering on it on-line, in fact pretty much the only reason I got into rock/metal music was the internet Giving the shit the radio plays I'm glad of the internet's service to me in ensuring I can listen to that not Kesha or whatever shit's out at the moment. I might even go so far as to suggest it was time you old biddies stopped mutually masturbating over the music you listened to under the bed on your wireless in the 60s and embraced the technology we have now to discover more and more and live in the most diverse range of music available for the cheapest cost ever. Well I can add to the "Don't let your pitbull babysit your 6 month old grand daughter...." "Dont try and reason with a massive twat..."

What's on MR SF tonight? Five pints of best Marston's Pedigree means I'm unable to look it up! Why, thanks for asking CoF. Big album is the newie by Soft Walls (sound a lot like Spiritualized - so we'll play some Spiritualised too), we're also playing a sizeable chunk of a new album by a bloke called Robert Reed that is an uncanny ringer for a 2014 remake of Tubular Bells. Other delights include a track from the new(ish) album by Spoon, a paint-peeler from Neil Sedaka's album for kids and a jaw dropper to start us off called "Rockin' with the Sikh" by Peter Singh (the Panjabi Elvis). All on from 10-midnight http://www.miskinradio.co.uk Given they invented Spotify several years ago now and youtube before that, why the fuck should I listen to your radio station when I can just plump on New Hopes, New Demonstrations for free and feel as good as I've ever felt in my life? Maybe because independent Radio ( REAL independent radio ) is where music was and still is. Long long before we all got wanked over by the Youtubes of this world, there was a more real and raw way of listening to music, introduced and played by people that loved what they did. You are of another generation, Im not knocking it, but don't be so dismissive of what you don't appreciate.

The mind boggles as to whether or not they leave it in the boot while traveling or have it strapped in one of the passenger seats as they're driving along. Your answer is to be found in the report: They are from Norfolk. That's a bit fucking harsh Toastie!! Fair though... Im just curious as to whether the fella, when he created the body out of cushions and mdf, actually went for true accuracy. Did he fashion, from the said MDF, 6 fingers and 17 toes ( per foot of course) to ensure that Cliff was truly "A Norfolk Bouy" or did he not bother? We need to know the truth,

Good work, doubtless anyone educated at Charterhouse and Cambridge would appreciate such scholarship. Fucking hell Mary, I genuinely lolled at that!

Jonathan King is not a paedophile. Fact. Bit of a grey area all round, The Daily Mail seem content to use the words "child sex abuser" in the context of his conviction for abusing teenage boys: http://www.dailymail...ry-Genesis.html There's no grey area at all, Tempus is just being weird for the sake of being weird on this particular matter..... Paedophile has a very specific definition, as King's youngest victim was 14 he can't be classed as a paedophile. You don't think he would of abused children if given the chance ? I'm sure Johnathan king wouldn't of turned away at the chance to abuse a 10 year old, or younger and for all we know he may well of done given what happened at the BBC with Savile and co. He looks like one Creepy bas**rd even his wiki profile pic is creepy him in a dressing gown posing for a selfie . Whose wiki profile pic is a pic they took themselves in their dressing gown at home. The guy is a paedo end of story and he is one of the few celebs i genuinely hope dies as soon as possible, well maybe not until I have picked him in 2015. haha Im not comfortable making a blanket assumption that somebody who "is into" teenagers is automatically going to be into pre pubescent children. Its like suggesting that all homosexuals have an unhealthy interest in underage boys because, well, they are queer, right? There is a big difference between teenagers and young children, if there wasn't then scum like Robert Black whouldnt have targeted the victims he did, would he. Well if Johnathan king was simply into teenagers why didn't he just shag 16 to 18 year olds legally ? People change alot from 12 to 16 , when i was 14 i was still very much built and acted more childlike by the time i was 16 i had grew nine inches and was built more like an adult . It also said he abused the trust of the kids parents , so I'm guessing he groomed them . 5 of the boys he assaulted were 14 to 15 surely if he was into teens he would of at least had 1 or 2 victims aged 18 or 19 etc . The homosexuality analogy (no punt intended) is nothing like that . A man convicted of shagging young boys (not the swiss football team haha) is clearly in my eyes a paedo whereas two homosexual men have consensual sex has nothing to do with paedophilia at all . To be fair, your answer has not justified your argument that King WOULD have abused a young child had he got the chance. He may well have fucked a few 18 or 19 year olds but we wont know about those because, as adults, the sex was consensual, unless any start coming forwards with allegations of rape. Look, countless men have had their wives and girlfriends dress up like schoolgirls for sex, are you saying that they are paedos too? Like I said, there is a distinct difference between preteen children and 14/15 year old teens hurtling into adulthood. Sexual preferences can be and are distinct, the difference between an adult having a sexual attraction to a child or a "youth" is as distinct as you or me having a sexual interest in Kelly Brook or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Jonathan King is not a paedophile. Fact. Bit of a grey area all round, The Daily Mail seem content to use the words "child sex abuser" in the context of his conviction for abusing teenage boys: http://www.dailymail...ry-Genesis.html There's no grey area at all, Tempus is just being weird for the sake of being weird on this particular matter..... Paedophile has a very specific definition, as King's youngest victim was 14 he can't be classed as a paedophile. You don't think he would of abused children if given the chance ? I'm sure Johnathan king wouldn't of turned away at the chance to abuse a 10 year old, or younger and for all we know he may well of done given what happened at the BBC with Savile and co. He looks like one Creepy bas**rd even his wiki profile pic is creepy him in a dressing gown posing for a selfie . Whose wiki profile pic is a pic they took themselves in their dressing gown at home. The guy is a paedo end of story and he is one of the few celebs i genuinely hope dies as soon as possible, well maybe not until I have picked him in 2015. haha Im not comfortable making a blanket assumption that somebody who "is into" teenagers is automatically going to be into pre pubescent children. Its like suggesting that all homosexuals have an unhealthy interest in underage boys because, well, they are queer, right? There is a big difference between teenagers and young children, if there wasn't then scum like Robert Black whouldnt have targeted the victims he did, would he.

Im just wondering, what with the current conviction rate, would it be possible to create a theoretical radio station with a list of those convicted placed into a breakfast, mid morning, and so on, slot? How about a top ten of records made by convicted sex offenders or summat? Glitter would go in at one ( if he cant find a ten year old) but who would fill the other nine, umm, slots?

Not sure that's very fair. Wilko refused all chemo but then the opportunity arose to have a pioneering but extremely risky operation to remove the cancer. Though it's ultimately cancer that kills you, it's usually the chemotherapy that makes you feel ill. By not having chemo, Wilko was risking living a lot shorter BUT was able to continue working because he wasn't feeling ill. Sadly, Lynda Bellingham has done as much as she can with regards to chemo and it's now time to pack the treatment in so she can enjoy her last few months. But, yeah, no.1 pick for 2015. If it has spread as suggested, she probably wont see the end of the year. Its something Ive had experience of and I wish to god I hadn't.