Lord Fellatio Nelson

I can only imagine the sheer terror on the young Miss Faithfulls face as she saw Mick Jaggers face looming up to her love tunnel. Fuck, that man had lips that could suck the bumper off of a Land Rover! If this story is true then, well, Miss Faithfull can only praise the Lord that Jagger didn't carry out an oral Hysterectomy on that fateful day...or summat.

Indian born and bred, if the Punjab was in India then? Nae luck Dr Born, but not bred, I'm sure. Lot of British people lived and worked in India when it was a British dominion, with the result that a lot of them had children born there. Yes like Joanna Lumley,Cliff Richard, Spike Milligan etc etc. Clearly just a bunch of foreign c***s masquerading as British citizens, aye.

I'm calling bollocks on that report. No self-respecting Kate fan would want her to mess about with her albums, unless in a separate Director's Cut style. Agreed, this rewriting of history can go too far. Apart from anything else they're Kate Bush albums and the final mixes and sounds were her call. Seriously, I'm still partial to a blast of Gary Glitter and still convinced the axing of his records from every public place in this country is a travesty. Glitter was just the hired showman, deleting him from history is a disservive to Mike Leander, production bloody genius, who invented that sound and deserves at least as much credit for glam rock as Chinn and Chapman (who currently have a musical showcasing their work). Cheers for the likes on the above (seriously!), so, I'm not the only one still furtively slammin' to Glitter in the privacy of my own home, then? Well history will show that Glitter was seminal to the Glam rock music scene in the 70s Pity he was also seminal into young girls knickers too or summat ...........

The man was a sexual athlete, apparently, I remember by dad saying his chopper broke both of Sarah Greene's legs. I thought that one had been buried back in, oh, 1991 Mary!!!

A female presence might moderate such behaviour just not this female's presence. You do know I am a Glaswegian? We don't do anything in moderation . Well I know for a fact that you don't moderate your wine intake LG, last time we were at a convention together I could have sworn that your wine glass was the size of a small Country in Africa......

To be honest this whole cultural of destruction of art because it was produce by insincere individuals is annoying. What these guys have produced is outstanding and should be regarded as such, having said that as a former massive fan of Lostprophets who listened to their album Liberation Transmission at least one a fortnight, I've been unable to listen to it (and eventually chucked it away) because of Ian Watkins actions. So maybe it is truly impossible to seperate act from artists. The difference probably lies somewhere around the fact Bill Wyman had sex seemingly consensually on both ends with Mandy Smith - the fact she lives to think she wasn't ready is a life learning lesson rather than Bill's fault - whereas Ian Watkins and Rolf Harris were depraved predators of extremely young victims. By contrast - friend of a friend stuff etc. etc. - I heard a rumour about another major entertainment figure, still breathing but conspiciously old, probably notorious for the lack of emotional content or much in the way of musical merit in his work being next on the "shit list." I need more clues Mary!!!!!

Have a read of the link I posted up the page a bit, and then tell me you feel sorry for the bearded Stylophone-fiddling cunt - I really didn't want to believe it was true of wholesome Rolf, but it is, so I hope he gets bummed to death by Big Ron on A Wing. Big Ron was paroled last week; he's at home on a tag now. Who the fuck is Big Ron? I never thought Id really laugh again till I saw this. Beautifully innocent.

Well, unless he has given up his Australian citizenship,I doubt very much whether the Aussies would be able to turn away their bastard son. It COULD be a case of us revoking his citizenship and deporting the c**t, however,Im pretty sure that there will a shit load of human rights laws which would prevent us from sending him back.

Its Waltzinblack.

I like "or summat" as it pays hommage, or summat, to a DL legend. It has been used by others, besides myself, for a period which considerably predates the time you first appeared on this forum like a boil would appear on ones arse without warning so you can fuck right off on that score. There is no crisis and no fight. You will have to try harder,nobody really gives a shit. Calm down for fucks sake. I was only teasing, I usually laugh when you say it. Just thought you'd been oversummating it lately or summat. This linguistic fad has reached its summit, or summat, and I didn't want to see its credibility plummat. Is there a real boil on your arse that's bothering you? Try changing your underwear every once in a while. Showers are also good. Also last time I checked this wasn't an invite-only forum and it wasn't when I signed up. But if you really think I'm a boil on the forum's arse then get the powers that be to end sign-ups and ban me and anyone else ya don't like. Go ahead make my day etc. I am, to be fair,amazingly calm. I am currently 105 miles from home,sitting in an armchair at my parents home. Two feet away from me is one of those Hospital beds where my Dad is laying. Ive been here since Tuesday doing my bit to care for him as the clock counts down to the moment I lose him. That's killing me. Now,to be fair,I tend not to let too much detail of my personal life enter the fantasy world of the WWW but,in this case, Ive considered it prudent to encapsulate my thoughts and feelings about all things and life in general. The bottom line is it doesn't matter a fuck does it, its why I cannot possibly be irate here, there or anywhere ( apart from being seriously pissed off with God,a massive cunt TBF) and, so, all things come to pass. By all means continue to be pivotal to the forum, by all means pick fights, rant and rave or do anything you wish to do here, as you say,its an open forum,nobody is going to ban you,why should they? This,nicely,brings me to the whole point of this post. Whoever you really are, wherever you maybe or whatever floats your boat matters not one single fuck to me and, as Im sure you will agree,matters not a jot to the vast majority who frequent this microcosm of cyberspace. So,to paraphrase you with something you tend to use (unless Im very much mistaken)calm down for fucksake, life really is too short. A fucking men.

I like "or summat" as it pays hommage, or summat, to a DL legend. It has been used by others, besides myself, for a period which considerably predates the time you first appeared on this forum like a boil would appear on ones arse without warning so you can fuck right off on that score. There is no crisis and no fight. You will have to try harder,nobody really gives a shit.

No,do it yourself you lazy fucker.

Aye, R.A, its all a bit of a conundrum, that....or summat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Shut the fuck up! I can understand your annoyance but don't be so overfuckingdramatic. Maybe GR should think about getting someone else in to fill in the obits/front page entries if/when he doesn't have time to do it. That would be a more sensible suggestion. I'm sure they will appear soon enough either way. You think that people are running this place? Its more like Lord of the fucking flies. Im not sure anybody is around anymore to give a fuck and give the ok to a mod/admin to update the pages. TF isn't massively wrong, you are for slapping down a valid opinion the way you have.

Speak for yourself. Oh, so you are walking around with a muff that looks like David Bellamy, eh? That's very 70s Lardy!!!

Dead yet?

You make BS seem like Stephen Hawking. Please leave Bruce Springsteen out of this. Fanx. Never crossed my mind, Toastie. It appears that I killed two birds with one stone, that could refer to Banshees or even bullshit. Depending on yer mood.

Nope, we are all clean living and clean shaven.

Fuck, Im sure Ive only accused you once!! If you want to get into bed with an "all round good guy" who is actually a massive cunt ( the words of another esteemed member, not mine) that's your lookout. It may pay you to to admit to being a one off orphan or summat. pmsl.....I don't know shit about him so why would I "get into bed with him"... and how am I doing that? I'm not George Michael you know. I think you're just angry that you think you're getting a "blast from the past" when you think I'm him....... and it turns out you're not. If you'd just give up the ghost and hire a hooker you could be having one though. Nope, not angry at all, got more important things in the real world to bother about. As for hiring a pro, well YOU may need to hire one, I don't, I aint dat ugly man!!

Fuck, Im sure Ive only accused you once!! If you want to get into bed with an "all round good guy" who is actually a massive cunt ( the words of another esteemed member, not mine) that's your lookout. It may pay you to to admit to being a one off orphan or summat.

Is this a 2nd account versus a 3rd account? Mebee 2nd account v 2nd? Come on mods, let the cat out of the bag, is one having a fight with ones self, is it a case of multiple account murder? Stay tuned!!!

You make BS seem like Stephen Hawking.

I would have been thinking "Why not me!!!!!!!

Don't confuse your naivety with your Grandfathers bravado.

One would have suspected, as one does, does one not and if one does not, why not....or summat, that you would be keeping yer 'ead dahn coz the thread would be distracting the rest of us from any of the shite threads that you have created, in the same way that Frankenstein fella created that monster that looked like Anne Widdecombe, possibly. While this thread still has legs, albeit the length of Ronnie Corbetts, keep outta the way, the heat is off you man, its off you. Chill, aye.