Lord Fellatio Nelson

Ahhhhhhhhhh. You are not the only one who has exchanged views with him, which is a pointless task to be fair. Charon is the North Korea of the forum. Just do what most of us do and dont engage him, simple really.

At one time getting a post deleted or a warning was considered a badge of honour, bit like having done yer bit in 'nam or summat. Might have been nice to see those deleted posts tho, however, moderating any forum is a pain in the arse so fair play to DDT for doing it. Like all of us, we have lives away from here and, Im sure, DDT would be on here more often if he wasnt so busy on his Farm, milking cows etc.

From elsewhere on't web regarding that missing plane.. America is withdrawing from Afghanistan, one of their command and control system (used for controlling the pilotless drones) was hijacked by Talibans when the American transport convoy was moving down from one of the hill top bases. The Talibans ambushed the convoy and killed 2 American Seal personnel, seized the equipment/weapons, including the command and control system which weighed about 20 tons and packed into 6 crates. This happened about a month ago in Feb 2014. The Talibans want money. They want to sell the system to Russia or China. The Russians are too busy in Ukraine. The Chinese are hungry for the system's technology. Just imagine if the Chinese master the technology behind the command and control system, all the American drones will become useless. So the Chinese sent 8 top defense scientists to check the system and agreed to pay millions for it. Sometime in early Mar 2014, the 8 scientists and the 6 crates made their way to Malaysia, thinking that it was the best covert way to avoid detection. The cargo was then kept in the Embassy under diplomatic protection. Meanwhile America has engaged assistance of Israeli intelligence, and together they are determined to intercept and recapture the cargo. Chinese calculated that it will be safe to transport it via civilian aircraft so as to avoid suspicion. After all the direct flight from KL to Beijing takes only 4 and half hours, and American will not hijack or harm civilians. So MH370 is the perfect carrier. There are 5 American and Israeli agents onboard who are familiar with Boeing operation. The 2 "Iranians" with stolen passports could be among them. When MH370 is about to leave Malaysian air space and reporting to Vietnamese air control, one American AWAC jammed their signal, disabled the pilot control system and switched over to remote control mode. That was when the plane suddenly lost altitude momentarily. How can AWAC can do it ? Remember 911 incident ? After the 911 incident, all Boeing aircraft (and possibly all Airbus) are installed with remote control system to counter terrorist hijacking. Since then all Boeing can be remote controlled by ground control tower. The same remote control system used to control the pilotless spy aircraft and drones. The 5 American/Israeli agents took over the plane, switched off the transponder and other communication system, changed course and flew westwards. They dare not fly east to Philippines or Guam because the whole South China Sea air space was covered by Chinese surveillance radar and satellite. The Malaysian, Thai and Indian military radars actually detected the unidentified aircraft but did not react professionally. The plane flew over North Sumatra, Anambas, South India and then landed at Maldives (some villagers saw the aircraft landing), refuelled and continued its flight to Diego Garcia the American Air Base in the middle of Indian Ocean. The cargo and the black box were removed. The passengers were silenced via natural means, lack of oxygen. They believe only dead people will not talk. The MH370 with dead passengers was air borne again via remote control and crashed into South Indian Ocean, making to believe that the plane eventually ran out of fuel and crashed, then blame the defiant captain and co-pilot. American has put on a good show. First diverting all the attention and search effort in the South China Sea while the plane made their way to Indian Ocean. Then they came out with conflicting statements and evidence to confuse the world. Australian is the co-actor. The amount of effort put up by China, in terms of the number of search aircraft, ships and satellites, searching first South China Sea, then Malacca Straits and Indian Ocean is unprecedented. This showed that China is very concerned, not so much about the many Chinese civilian passengers, but mainly the high value cargo and its 8 top defense scientists.

Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html LOL Mental! By the way, did they ever find that bloke's dick in Middlesbrough? I dont think so. Mind you the science is there to replace it.They have managed to grow an ear on the back of a mouse, im guessing they are trying to grow a cock on the back of a hamster as we speak...... Shame they can't replace your second arse with a face. It's a rather unendearing thing to have attached to your neck. I cant quite work out whether that was humour, an insult or a humerous insult. That one didnt work on any level. Stick to creating shit threads.

Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html LOL Mental! By the way, did they ever find that bloke's dick in Middlesbrough? I dont think so. Mind you the science is there to replace it.They have managed to grow an ear on the back of a mouse, im guessing they are trying to grow a cock on the back of a hamster as we speak......

Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html

C'mon then you fuggin old carrot cruncher!! Pud em up, pud em up.......

Those smart enough would have seen that the plan was to bump all the threads back to the top to make the million dead shit thread disappear off the face of the Earth. Unfortunately, you contributed to keeping the fucking thing near the top by entering into a discussion with that genius, fucking up my plan to save the World and all that. Never mind, eh.

You cannot possibly be any worse than old Thread Killington, the more threads you start the more they will overwhelm his, thats gotta be a good thing!! Did somebody poison your cheerios or are you generally this much of a windbag? No, you just irritate the shit out of me.

You cannot possibly be any worse than old Thread Killington, the more threads you start the more they will overwhelm his, thats gotta be a good thing!!

It's been a bit quiet round here recently.. As Prince Charles once stated , not necessarily verbatim, "You are a monsterous carbuncle on the face of a dear friend." This thread is massively shit and Im perplexed as to why its been left to fester by a Mod. I realise that the good old days were not always the good old days but, fuck me, it was never as bad as this. I think the 11 entries speak for themselves, some people are happy with this game let them play it. At least we know we'll last the full year out and are prepared unlike that Deathrace crap. I was actually refering to the million dead thread. Obviously, I stuck the fucking post onto the wrong thread, never mind, I could have posted in on anything you "created" because, undoubtedly, it would be shit. Unfortunately I'm not a mind reader so there was nothing "obviously" about your post being in the wrong thread, and your entitled to your opinion on threads I start - using the word "create" to refer to internet threads demeans the very word, "create" is about the bringing into existence of something either a work of art, a cure for cancer or a deadly virus we shouldn't demean that. Obvious to me. If you were a mind reader, you would have got the message that your threads are shit. I apologise for using the word "create" when referring to your threads, how I managed to type create instead of vomited up, I shall never know!!!!

It's been a bit quiet round here recently.. As Prince Charles once stated , not necessarily verbatim, "You are a monsterous carbuncle on the face of a dear friend." This thread is massively shit and Im perplexed as to why its been left to fester by a Mod. I realise that the good old days were not always the good old days but, fuck me, it was never as bad as this. I think the 11 entries speak for themselves, some people are happy with this game let them play it. At least we know we'll last the full year out and are prepared unlike that Deathrace crap. I was actually refering to the million dead thread. Obviously, I stuck the fucking post onto the wrong thread, never mind, I could have posted in on anything you "created" because, undoubtedly, it would be shit.

It's been a bit quiet round here recently.. As Prince Charles once stated , not necessarily verbatim, "You are a monsterous carbuncle on the face of a dear friend." This thread is massively shit and Im perplexed as to why its been left to fester by a Mod. I realise that the good old days were not always the good old days but, fuck me, it was never as bad as this.

.............a thread so utterly shite.................

....and slowly but surely..............

bump...............everybody bump...

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fidel+castro+dead FYI he's not. That wasn't aimed at you. There are times, dear Toastie, when you know that, even though you are pissing into a strong headwind, you still see a small victory in not getting yer shoes wet, or summat...

You could have just asked for the word "Prick" That would have covered all bases. And I'm assuming you'll be getting yours changed to "Massive Cunt" then? No, massive cock. No, I'm sure you wouldn't want a trade description filing! No chance of that happening..........................none at all.

You could have just asked for the word "Prick" That would have covered all bases. And I'm assuming you'll be getting yours changed to "Massive Cunt" then? No, massive cock.

I give it 5 minutes before LFN is 'relaxing in a gentleman's way'..... Julie Newmar is one of the sexiest females walking Planet Earth, shit, she is almost 80 and is STILL sexy as... Any young male who first saw her as Catwoman would have got wood, even Pinocchios knob would have grown instead of his nose. I admit it, I LOVE Julie Newmar!!

Is he dead yet?

You could have just asked for the word "Prick" That would have covered all bases.

Could somebody explain how it's possible to hang yourself from a doorknob? (Especially if you're very tall.) Shouldn't you have to jump off something, or summat. Open the door, tie a rope or summat around the knob that is on the other side of the door you are standing against, drape the rope over the top of the door, make a noose, stand on a chair, put the noose around yer neck, kick the chair away and yer dead, or summat. Ah, the other side of the door, I see. That's still quite tricky for someone who's 6' 3", surely. Not a nice way to go, I'd imagine. Erm, actually in the one film I saw it happen in, it was just a really, really short noose/piece of rope that you tie to the doorknob on the same side you're on........ no slinging a rope over the door or anything like that. Pretty simple really. I also saw it used in an episode of The Wire as a murder method, when some character was killed for being a prison snitch (I think, can't be bothered to double check). The auto-erotic accidents (like Hutchence) were short ropes on the same side. Choking and wanking isn't the same with an open door and passers by getting a look in! Oh I dunno. Some people would get off on that. Yes..............................me!!!!!

Could somebody explain how it's possible to hang yourself from a doorknob? (Especially if you're very tall.) Shouldn't you have to jump off something, or summat. Open the door, tie a rope or summat around the knob that is on the other side of the door you are standing against, drape the rope over the top of the door, make a noose, stand on a chair, put the noose around yer neck, kick the chair away and yer dead, or summat.

To be fair to guest-guest, there's one or two members seem to have the same problem... Only one or two? You are being generous to a fault.