Lord Fellatio Nelson

Some good points here. Would I be right in thinking that King did live in the States for a time? If this was the case, Id venture that there would be complaints in the offing from there too. Tip of the iceberg mebbee?

I don't but I started to act my age and not bother getting into spats with somebody that is passionate about fucking people off. Some people are like that, all part of the rich tapestry of life. The older I get the less tolerant I become, however, there are times when you have to let it go because, actually, it really is just an internet forum and some people get off by being pricks on it, such is life. Moderating is not something that a sane person would choose to do, Id never do it, I don't have the right temperament. In saying that, there will always be the odd moderator who doesnt either.

Fuck "bad ass" that's just another wank yank phrase that has camped on the English language like Pikeys have set up their nicked caravans on the local rec. We need to forcibly remove Americanisms or summat.

Such. A. Bad. Ass. One day you will realise that all this is just pixels and that online insults, perceived or otherwise, are like tears in rain. Until then, I wish you all the best. I will continue to 'like' your funny stuff and ignore the rest. its ARSE its "A" "R" "S" "E" ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always was a fan of the odd fella.

That will merely demonstrate that it really was better in the old days.

Will pointing up and shouting: "Look! A dragon!" do? regards, Hein Only if I take my "thick as shit" head off first Hein.

Well, was it you who made that post or not? I need to know because I need the distraction.

Those that post to criticize others while hiding under the guise of "guests" or "second accounts" are either utter fucking cowards or Harry Mac. Grow a pair,face the man head on or shut the fuck up.

I confess to not reading too much here nowdays, however, I did give this thread a bash. Im bound to ask the obvious question: "Just what the fuck are some of you on?" There are certain parallels between James and my life at the moment. My Dad was recently diagnosed with cancer. Now, he is undergoing treatment, fingers crossed and God willing ( If there really is one) he will beat it and be the wonderful Dad he was before he became ill. So what, might you ask, has this all got to do with Clive James? Well my Dad is 72 years old and, lets be honest here, has a considerably shorter natural life span than the average 30 or even 49 year old ( like wot I am) so, assuming he does recover, the odds of a recurrence, relapse or something else going wrong is considerably higher than the average fit and healthy adult half his age. Its fair to say that he is being utterly positive, as is his family, that he will still be able to soldier on for years to come. Ditto Clive James. Well he may be a self absorbed cunt, a raconteur that loves the sound of his own voice, infact he may be a multitude of things. What he certainly is though, is a man fighting tooth and nail to stay alive. Ditto my Dad. Some of you cunts are taking the attitude "Not dead yet?" "Hurry up and die for fuck sakes!!" The fact that a 74 year old man with a terminal illness is still alive two years after its first diagnosis says more about medical science and sheer will than anything else. The man is hanging on, don't knock it. One day it may be you. Yours Butt hurt

There's a coincidence. I just this minute booked to see Gary Numan. Fooking hell, Im guessing that you are "of my era" Toastie!!

If I were a betting man Id stick a few quid on him being as equally prolific as Savile. IIRC he already has convictions both here and the Czech republic and he has been notorious for decades.

EFA

Can somebody explain to me why its all over the news that Procul Harum have kidnapped all those Schoolgirls in Nigeria? One the one hand they have excellent racist credentials ( A whiter shade of Pale) but now they are kidnapping BLACK girls. It makes no sense. Anybody?

He died last year you massive twat.

This will explain everything..

How about imploring people NOT to use the search function thus allowing this c*****g thread to be closed somewhat quicker.

999,726 Dick Clark 999,727 Fanny Craddock 999,728 Christina Cock

999,724 Allen Funt 999,725 Gareth Hunt

999,722 Alistair Sim 999,723 Tiny Tim

999,720 Jim Morrison 999,721 Roy Obrison

999,718 Phyllis Diller 999,719 Arthur Miller

For someone who is so close to the Lord, he doesnt appear to want to meet him any time soon. Thinking about it, Im wondering just how many high profile preachers/people of the cloth have lived to an age beyond the human average. There must be something in prayer.....

Going by her tweets, pic of her and her mum, Id guess that its possible she committed suicide. An interview with her did suggest that she had not really got over her mums death and, of late ( allegedly) she had looked very thin. Possible depression culminating in suicide.

I'm sorry but how else are bald 30 something men meant to make themselves feel better? Would you rather see them rocking a trilby? Id rather see them bald!!!! Bald isnt a disease, its not done Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel or The Rock any harm, has it. Its not like women look at them and think "Arghhhhh, they are baldies!!!", Bald isnt ugly, people with hair can be fucking ugly. A baseball cap doesnt raise a persons self esteem, they just look wank. Baseball caps draw attention to baldness, they look fucking stupid and make the wearer look like the perfect tenant for Benefits St. What about when it's really hot and sunny and the cap-wearer is only trying to protect their dome from harmful UV rays? You're basically saying that bald men DESERVE TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH from skin cancer you HEARTLESS BASTARD What, in this country?!?!?