Lord Fellatio Nelson

Rose are red Violets are glorious Just dont suprise Oscar Pistorius

Winner of the BAFTA award for the most pointless post goes to...... There would be no other contenders. In the sphere of pointless, asinine posts he is without equal Oh, he most definitely has his equals here. Just be grateful that this one isnt a member................. Edit: I know you have sneaked a look Lardy!!! See, I didnt even ask about him!

You have beaten me to it. So, why? This is gonna be interesting, I hope.

Thats fair enough. We will have to start additional threads should an Islamic religious leader pop their clogs. So long as we do it with reverence, we shouldnt have any Fatwas raised against us or summat.

You mean to say that I dont even get a warning on me status fingy? Oh well. Anyway, Gazza is on the road to recovery, well, sort of. All is good, right?

For a mo, I thought it said the Rabbit thread. That would have made sense as, im sure there are plenty of dead ones in bed side drawers up and down the country. Is there not a thread for dead religious leaders or summat?

You w***er! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Any news?

Well, for now, it will stop the growing unrest and call to arms from those Americans who feel that they need to take the Country back from the "elite" and have a civil war, if neccessary, to do so. I fuggin LOVE ATS, im so enjoying my "banter" with the pro gun "Its in the constitution!" lobby!

Oh you could, rather badly actually....................

Boredom cured.

Jimmy Greaves wrote an article on him in one of the tabloids. Interesting stuff, he makes some sound points. In effect, getting Gazza off of the Booze will be the easy bit!

Possibly true, not that I can remember any published studies on the subject. Its my age.

Has anybody else thought that Gillard sounds SERIOUSLY common? I mean, even in an Aussie accent, she sounds like she lives in a dustbin with Oscar Grouch. She would have made the late great Derek Jameson sound like Brian fuggin Sewell. I would tho.

You're so old there's not that much left to wish away What's up, old bean? Bastard!! Boredom is whats up, bone crunching boredom. Doesnt matter, im just an old fossil anyway, give it 10 mins and i will forget ive posted this and forget that im bored. The memory span of a goldfish isnt all bad.

I think im wishing my life away.

Well there is nothing like seizing an opportunity once it presents itself, eh Mary!! Are you saying me and Stuart Hall have summat in common? I'll spend the next hour pouring over my thesaurus before delivering my denial! Im sitting here laughing!! No, Mary I was just mentioning the fact Mr Hall has already made it known that he has health issues " ooooh me 'art, me 'art!!!" and that you were in there faster than a shithouse rat in getting him onto your 2014 file. Like I said, you really cannot pass up such an opportunity, right?

RA, that phase has already been passed through!! Im on to the next stage of old git ( even tho im only 48 ) because, obviously, when you get to our age we are no good for anything, allegedly.. Lardy, Id like to say that I feel your pain but my anal passage and stomach are fine, however, my knee got mashed yesterday by a car door and Im in a World of pain, if that helps. If you had bothered to stock your fridge with wine, you could have drank, got drunk and shoved the spare cork up yer 'arris. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Im so utterly, utterly fuggin BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? No idea about the main man, but his statue's bows keep being nicked. Can only be two types of mindless football clowns... sheep shaggers or fox fans. However our away lot, did burn down Southend's pier, so that puts a perspective on stuff like that. I now cannot get this image out of my head. There you are, running amok through Sarfend, running onto the pier and commandeering the choo choo train down to the end where you jump off and lob a molotov special at two geriatrics sitting on a bench eating a salmon paste sandwich. Its just wrong!!!

The contents of my underpants must remain a state secret Lardy.

Well there is nothing like seizing an opportunity once it presents itself, eh Mary!!

Which is probably why Lard and co don't give a shit. If it was down their neck of the woods then they would. A bit. Leicester should milk this for all it's worth. Message to Nottingham: how's finding Robin Hood getting on? Nah, I wouldn't. It would have to be someone pretty fucking special for me to be bovvered, like Dave Grohl* or summat - not somebody that you only speak of when you're going for a shit. *Yes, I know Dave Grohl's not dead and, if he were, nor are his bones likely to be found in a car park in Trowvegas. The only things you find in car parks here are used needles and discarded underpants. You mean to say that you actually have underwear down there in webbed finger land? My God, culture!!!! I don't - all mine are in the car park. You can fuck off anyway, Norfolk Boy, you six-toed cousin-fiddler Ok, you got me bang to rights Lardy. Fortunately, there are some good surgeons up here are they are doing their best for me. See? My hand is looking a lot better now they have removed two fingers and all the webbing.

Um, I think the reason your post was panned was not because you were a guest, but because it was saying there had been no mention of Cecil Womack's death on here, when in fact it had been posted 5 days earlier........ Yeah, there are some right picky gits on here. It weren't me! I know! You dont give a shit, do you!

Um, I think the reason your post was panned was not because you were a guest, but because it was saying there had been no mention of Cecil Womack's death on here, when in fact it had been posted 5 days earlier........ Yeah, there are some right picky gits on here.