Lord Fellatio Nelson

I tell you what i think. Everytime I read one of your posts I can see this fella on the other end, typing away. I saw this fella a good few years back live and uncut, fucking brilliant!

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all .

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times!

5 points?!?!?! I demand a fuggin recount!!!! Lets have a look... Opens book... Finds the page... Looks at your entry... Now you sent me twelve names then chose to leave out Rolf Harris and Billy Graham (5th and 6th names on your list...) Lucky you sent me that email to confirm your list in time... If you hadn't then Patty Andrews would have been a narrow miss! Lucky to have those 5 points... You are all heart, arent you!

You are a fuggin hero! See, all you women out there? The man is dying but its only a "touch" of flu. Women, see the truth, men are NOT hopeless and weak at being ill!!!

To celebrate my whole FIVE fucking points, Id like to take you back to those more gentle times of TB, Hitler and Halitosis ( Toothpaste wasnt as good then) and leave you with this lil ditty. Harmonies are just not as good nowdays, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafnJ6mRbgk

I cannot see the term Bipolar without thinking of bisexual polar bears. Oversexed? Isnt that just a carry over from Overpaid, oversexed and over here?

5 points?!?!?! I demand a fuggin recount!!!!

Well for some reason I cant see the pic. If you are not ou fait with current UK news then, Im guessing, its not a picture of a horse shoved between a Burger bap. I can't see it either,[#10171] You do not have permission to view this attachment.,perhaps it's a horse burger in a pretty winter wonderland setting. Apparently, us Brits could have been eating Horsemeat laced burgers for at least a year. That is assuming that you bought Tescos "value" burgers and the like. There you go, if you are rich you eat REAL beef burgers while the poor and downtrodden have had to eat a Neddy or ten. Thats a bit unfair, how else could they afford to get wankered everyday on Litre bottles of cider let alone find the money for their Moroccan gold?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is THE hairy legend, even more famous than a horny Yeti. Get well soon hedgehog.

Im now waiting patiently for BS to post up his mental ailments.

Possibly because its massively hung and has promised to lend you its knob for the night.

Then again bugger all could happen for the next six months.

I think i now have some points as Patti Andrews has carked it.

AGAINNNN! I FELL FOR IT AGAIN! I'M A TWAT. Well............................nah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, DO NOT stand in front of him when he sneezes, he will blow yer 'ead orf!

Hmmmm. 1. My back is fooked ( spondyoloisthesis) which wouldnt be too disasterous If I was an office jockey but its not too good when you have a physical job like mine. 1A. Sciatica ( see above) 2. Arthritis in my right hand ( its ok, I dont do that no more anyway) 3. Eyesight is finally going shit. I need reading glasses but cant be arsed. 4. I dont sleep well 5. Im prone to headaches 6. Knees are shagged. Actually had an old lady help my up when i couldnt get up because of the pain in them ( job related, Im not a beggar) 7. Hair loss. Im more Jason Statham than, erm Hair Bear 8.T.B.A Im hurtling towards 50, somethings bound to come up. Family history: High blood pressure, premature death and my Dad had a quadruple bypass in 2006, he is only 70 now so that was a mega shock. Live your life.

Hmmm. Kohl by name...........

Me too LG. x

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast. Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat. Post fades out. Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard. Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW! He is coherent from time to time .......but i dont want him to be!! I want him to be that incoherent rambling Yankee doodle Stanley Unwin.

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast. Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat. Post fades out. Reading your post made me wonder about the word fucktard. Not the whether its one or two words, just fucktard............. Anyway, whoever you are, stop using the log in for BS, stop impersonating him and untie him and bring him up from the basement, NOW!

I want to put my fucking wife in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Single is the way forwards.

Anybody know if he is dead yet?

Would it be ok to start a thread about dirty arsed Halibuts and thick as shit Wogs? Know where im going with this one?

....and a backed up arsehole that cant go till the plumber has been. Well at least there is enough scrub land out their to dig a latrine, just in case you really cant hang on. Turned out that the main drain line to the sewer was completely blocked with no good, fucking lousy tree roots and I had a bathroom full of sewage. After the plumber climbed on the roof and industrial snaked out the main line from the vent I spent the day up to my eyeteeth in bleach. FML. It sounds a bit like that very old joke. "What mammal can hold its breath the longest?" " A toilet cleaner..."