Lord Fellatio Nelson

They're nasty little shits to each other though. Thats now shattered my image of them, thanks Handy!!

A bird sat on your tool, eh? I should be so lucky!

Robins. There was I, out in the snow and pissing cold, working in this box when a lickle Robin decided to join me. He ate half my crisps ( Smokey Bacon) had great fun eating the insects that were living in the frame of the box and he sat on my tools ( TOOLS) watching me. He was no more than an arms length for quite some time He was fabulous and made me think that, at that moment, God had been pretty good at encapsulating beauty. Awwwwwww!!!

If I get you the weapon and point you in the right direction?

ARSE woman ARSE!!!!!! What do you define as cold? Here its -1 and we have about 5 inches of snow on the ground.

That must mean he will be gone by the end of the week, then.

Just noticed that the above extract from the bonus system is a bit unclear, since multiplying by 3 twice would give six anyway and it isn't clear if the six bonus for both is meant as additional. Since a bonus multiplied by 36 could give an enormous score I suggest changing the "Both of the above" bonus to x8 and awarding it instead of the two above thus still leaving everyone who hasn't picked George H W Bush in with a chance. Assuming Notapotato considers Bush to be a "recent" US president and to be guilty of crimes against humanity. I fully appreciate that you are well above average in intelligence ( and a very nice fella too) but I am now massively confused. Will this actually affect any points that i havent got yet?

These people are massive tools. They are not rich enough to live in Notting Hill/Muswell Hill but see themselves as some sort of middle class fuggin elite. If they move more than ten miles from "London" its tantamount to emigrating to Australia. They give their children the most ridiculous names ( not as bad as Chav offspring, admittedly) in the hope that it mirrors just how fucking vain and self absorbed they are, or summat. Hux and Elfie? Poor little fuckers.

(OK, I added the last two but they go without saying really.) You could pick almost anything from this site and need to reach for a sick-bag. 1. Tesco Express is definitely a supermarket in my world. 2. I doubt that anywhere with a Tesco Express and a Co-op is actually a village. It should be safe to browse for recipes without having all this crap inflicted. Anybody that names their child "Hux" is a mahoosive w***er, period.

I had all four of mine out under general in May 11 - it was fucking horrendous. You have all of my sympathy. Well that explains everything, I wondered why you had no wisdom.............. No wisdom, but fucking awesome blow jobs. Nope, there really is no answer to that!!! I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed when I was 15. I ate a regular dinner that night and went on a date. Didn't give a blowjob, though. Had to draw the line somewhere. True but you still let him shag seven bags of shit outta ya, eh CA!!

I had all four of mine out under general in May 11 - it was fucking horrendous. You have all of my sympathy. Well that explains everything, I wondered why you had no wisdom.............. No wisdom, but fucking awesome blow jobs. Nope, there really is no answer to that!!!

I had all four of mine out under general in May 11 - it was fucking horrendous. You have all of my sympathy. Thanks LB. Would not like to have this upset times four fold, so you get all my belated sympathies. Thanks going to Time (I'll mind the rosemary) and LG (grim story to recount) too. 24 hours ago now so allready making a fair recovery after a poor nights sleep. Mrs Rotten is very unsympathetic though. She's had me doing the vacuuming and dishwasher chores. JOY. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You seriously are a soft shite ( in the nicest possible way fella) and you need to put your foot down!!!

I had all four of mine out under general in May 11 - it was fucking horrendous. You have all of my sympathy. Well that explains everything, I wondered why you had no wisdom..............

'arry, Ive been told you really need to be well lubricated to watch American football anyway!

Im pretty sure that Frankie wasnt the first person seen wearing one of those heads but I cant think of where I first saw it. Im think it was a film ( probably an early 70s jobbie) anybody got any ideas?

I googled some pics of him and realised that he has been in Horror films too. Was he one of the regulars on those Hammer horror films? Yeah, was a good looking fella.

Ooops! Happy Birthday! 21? Blimey, no sarcasm!!!! You feeling ok Lardy? 48..... Mind you the brain says nenenenenenenineteen. 48? That can't be right, as I'm sure you're old enough to be my dad....... You are an absolute fucker but i do love you!!! Actually, no, 48 must be about right as I am 22. Again?

Stanley Baxter looked very well on the programme about him last night. Wise to leave him off I think. How could you be sure Handy? He has spent the bulk of his career dressing up as other people. Are you sure he wasnt made up to look like somebody who was old but well?

Ooops! Happy Birthday! 21? Blimey, no sarcasm!!!! You feeling ok Lardy? 48..... Mind you the brain says nenenenenenenineteen. 48? That can't be right, as I'm sure you're old enough to be my dad....... You are an absolute fucker but i do love you!!!

Ooops! Happy Birthday! 21? Blimey, no sarcasm!!!! You feeling ok Lardy? 48..... Mind you the brain says nenenenenenenineteen.

Rudolph Nureyev and Louis Braille died this day, me birffffdae.

You would think, judging by some of the comments, that this is some sort of deep thinkers private club created to look at the serious and solemn art of dead pooling or summat. Its just a bit of fun FFS, ok some posts dont always go into the right threads and guests can get on peoples tits with their inane comments BUT its not the real World is it! Nobody will go hungry or get made redundant and no harm will come of a guest post or, God forbid, a post going into the wrong thread/ somebody posting a death thats already been posted 20 times already. Those that whinge the most wouldnt touch forum moderating with a barge pole let alone create their own private club to keep the riff raff out. Chill out people, chill out!

............and I thought you was a friend! You git!!!!

Fuck, thats me found out then. Leave the guests to be guests. If you dont like their posts? Dont respond! I dont see the problem TBH, enough shite is posted by existing members ( in particular... me ) to fill a small town sewage treatment works. Hey, im sure ive posted this before, perhaps im having a case of DJ view?

I love Viz, and it is thanks to them that I recently found out that the young actor Tyger Drew-Honey's dad is none other than massive w***er and porn-merchant Ben Dover! However I was less than impressed to discover that Tyger's real first name is Lindzi - a combination of his dad's first name Lindsay and his mum's first name, erm, Linzi. They both deserve a severe kicking for that. I always preferred Pascal in those films anyhow..... Ive seen his parents acting skills, not too shabby. Oh come on (again)! I can't take him seriously, he puts me right off my stroke! Aye, thats how it all began for Savile!!!