Lord Fellatio Nelson

....but not as often as they turn to Alexander Armstrong, eh Handy!!! You lil devil, you! Just been watching Pointless actually and speculating on how well endowed our Xander might be. I really hope he doesn't turn out to be a nonce now. (For the record, i have never once thought about Mr Davro's cock) Oh come on! I've just had my tea for fuck's sake! Sausages, I take it? Fish, actually. (True fact!) Nope, you are not dragging me to the sewer with you.......

I love Viz, and it is thanks to them that I recently found out that the young actor Tyger Drew-Honey's dad is none other than massive w***er and porn-merchant Ben Dover! However I was less than impressed to discover that Tyger's real first name is Lindzi - a combination of his dad's first name Lindsay and his mum's first name, erm, Linzi. They both deserve a severe kicking for that. I always preferred Pascal in those films anyhow..... Ive seen his parents acting skills, not too shabby.

....but not as often as they turn to Alexander Armstrong, eh Handy!!! You lil devil, you! Just been watching Pointless actually and speculating on how well endowed our Xander might be. I really hope he doesn't turn out to be a nonce now. (For the record, i have never once thought about Mr Davro's cock) Oh come on! I've just had my tea for fuck's sake! Sausages, I take it?

Post of the year, whatever the medium.

....but not as often as they turn to Alexander Armstrong, eh Handy!!! You lil devil, you!

Robert Smith has been married to his wife for nearly 25 years. They met at school as teenagers and have been together ever since. And I think they live in Surrey. Or is it Sussex. Anyway. Is this person necessarily famous? The press are suggesting that they had worked with Davidson in the past and, IIRC, they were an Entertainer. Lets be fair about this, its highly improbable that someone who had been molested 25 years ago by, say, somebody working in the BBC canteen would actually remember what they looked like, let alone their name. Celebrities are far easier to remember. Its probable that 99.99% of the people that will be arrested/charged subsequent to this investigation will be known to the general public.

It might pay to type in those names with "lives in" to see if any of them reside in Hampshire.

Whatever happened to good old fashioned masturbation for ones enjoyment and pleasure? No wonder people are running around with guns killing each other......

Im concerned. Once upon a time you would have given us an incomprehensible monologue which just had to be read to confirms ones own normality, as it were. You are becoming "normal" and its just not right!

Well you have had the clues. Can you guess who it is yet? The latter line would suggest Rolf, but I find it hard to believe. I nevah said anyfink!!!!!!

Well you have had the clues. Can you guess who it is yet?

You can nominate whoever the fuck you like but "they" wont be listening. They never do and they never will.

IIRC, several members of her cabinet got wood at her very presence. I suppose it was her power and the idea she would beat them repeatedly over the buttocks with wooden spoons, if they didnt obey, that got em going. Are you sure that wasn't just you? How did you guess!!!!!

What are you trying to say? Is everybody on here dishonest?

IIRC, several members of her cabinet got wood at her very presence. I suppose it was her power and the idea she would beat them repeatedly over the buttocks with wooden spoons, if they didnt obey, that got em going.

Best of luck celebrating....I hope old age wont have caught up with you...cos we are talking about MANY years in the future The old bint will be dead with in a few years (at the most) and the queen won't be far behind. And good riddance to both of them Im getting massively fucked off with the Thatcher haters. Edit: You were TWO years old when she came to power and THIRTEEN when she left. You never went to work under her Government, claimed benefits under her Government, infact, unless you are some sort of beano historian you cannot, personally, give any kind of constructive opinion on how she ran this country anymore than i could about Harold Macmillan. Fuck me!!!

Hollywood possibilities Ok, ok so i didnt read everything!!!

Actor Charles Durning is dead.The name may not be familiar but the face will be.

Im sure I read that Co Stompe has lost most of his immediate family to, IIRC, cancer? I reckon that makes him as big a candidate as Fordham.

Its only coz I like you that im not going down the hackneyed " Typical!!" " Annuver yank that thinks they are Omnipotent and can destroy the planet at will, blah de blah de blah......" route.

Many thanks for that.

Why? Did you kill the dog?

The finishing date for 2012 is the 31st of December. The new game starts on the 1st of January and lasts until 31.12.2013. I think we decided in previous years to accept late entries as long as all the names on the list were alive at the time of submission. No more entries will be accepted after the first hit of the year. That seems to me to be nicely arbitrary and very much in the spirit of the game. Entries should be sent by PM to Rotten Ali. I'm confused how many people shall you pick 10 or 1 for each month ? LFN has 12 in his signature? Looks like ive fucked that up before we have started!!! I shall remove two candidates and the months etc so that i will just have 10 bloody candidates over a twelve month period or summat..

Well I never understood a word of all that. I shall give RA ten names in due course.

Hein, we will be going through all this shit again ( If Im alive then) in January 2017 and, If we survive that, somebody else has said, IIRC, 2023. Utter crap.