Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im fairly sure that he was first convicted of sexual offences against boys way back in the 70s. Ive no doubt that King was also up to no good around that time but it would be speculation to say that they were "working together" at that time. EDIT: Wiki says that they ran a record label together in the 70s.......................

Maybe, just maybe It might be an idea to have threads that, maybe, half of us have actually heard of?

Im not really giving a fuck about it although i will be a little pissed off if it does happen coz i wont have crossed "Star in a Porno" off me list.

Opinions, opinions. Anyway, you cant compare the 60s TV series with the films AND if you didnt think she was as sexy as f**k as Catwoman you would have to have been Dale winton. So there. Oh, I happen to enjoy the 60s TV series more than nearly all the modern films. I just preferred Eartha Kitt. (Neither massively popular opinions, I admit.) Nowt wrong with enjoying Eartha Kitt. I've enjoyed two myself this morning, dodgy meatballs last night I think. Utter filth!!!!!!

Actually, I think he died 6 years ago and they have a lookie likey in place to ensure there is no revolution, no democracy and their bestest friend Russia still has an outpost nice and close to GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!! or summat.

Opinions, opinions. Anyway, you cant compare the 60s TV series with the films AND if you didnt think she was as sexy as f**k as Catwoman you would have to have been Dale winton. So there.

AAAARRRGHGHGHGHHHHH I FALL FOR THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME! Thats because, you too, are getting old and senile.

Anybody heard if he is dead yet?

You know that chap Mark Williams-Thomas who seems to love the sound of his own voice, but did the doc which started all this? He posts on Twitter. Is all I'm saying for safety. EDIT - Or you know, Sky... Producer Ted Beston arrested. BBC link, so I assume safe to talk about him behind his back? I believe that he was the producer when Jimmy Saville used to do "Pick of the pops" ( Now done by Tony Blackburn) on Radio 2. He always referred to him as "Uncle Ted."

It's not your memory that tells us your getting old, Gramps, it's the fact that you're the only old bugger on here that knows who the fuck Julie Newmar is! Ok, you got me on that, mind you, i know im not the only one who knows who she is ( fucking hope not anyway) and im sure you now know wot wiv da powers of Google.

Memory. Yes Lardy, I AM getting old. Went to a customer today and I knew she reminded me of an actress but, fuck me, I could not think of who. I spent all day going through every name, film, TV show i could think of and bugger all. 5 minutes ago............... JULIE NEWMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, she wasnt the spitting image of Ms Newmar, If she had been i would of had the kin 'orn but she looked very similar in a not unattractive and slightly weather beaten way. Dont get old folks, reject it, tell age to piss off!!

Why? An Albanian hit squad after you, are they?

In life, some of us get Razzle magazine and a box of kleenex However some get Cacky poo magazine and a pot of pile cream. Amen.

I swapped my girlfriends tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl......

Did you hear about the time when he was playing for Coventry against Wiltshite and got raped by a web fingered half Trow man half sheep? Luv you Lardy!!

Amazing, I fell asleep while watching Norfolk play Spurs and when I woke up my pet sheep had been raped. I dunno whats funnier, the joke or the fact that you think Norfolk is a football team, you dozy bint!!

These new 3D TVs are so realistic. I fell asleep whilst watching a Liverpool game and when I woke up my wallet was gone.

Are you serious?! Fuck, I didnt think anybody watched "The One Show".

Am I the only one who calls him Eli Bollock? Ok, I am.

My eye is sore, im bored, so today its these..... The Crystal Ship - The Doors Hold your head up - Argent Machine Gun - Commodores ( Shamone mutha f****r Yow!!!!!!!!!! )

Thank you RA. Im currently one eye down but shall resume normal service in due course. It naturally follows that I now have the rest of the week off. Every cloud, eh?

Yid Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "We sing what we want........................."

Im always a tad suprised at the fanfare for post counts here. Im sure im not the only person that frequents other forums where post counts are stratospheric. I mean, some I visit consider you to be a newbie If you havent got past 10,000 posts. Fuggin hell!!!

Jammy cunt. How did you manage that, surely you weren't doing manly activities on a Sunday? My betrothed is a metalworker and so I am more than familiar with your predicament, Steel-Eye Spam. Nope, did it Thursday but thought I had just scratched it. nobody, me included, could see fook all in it. I went down to Es...SEX on Saturday to see my parents. My sister turns up ( she works in Opthalmology at Sarfend 'ospital) who sees it straight away and tells me to get up to Casualty ASAP. So I went this morning..... My eye is now worse, as im putting this gel cream in, than it was when I walked out of Casualty. Pfffttt, cream in the eye, fnarr fnarr! Aye, pure porn!!!