Lord Fellatio Nelson

Somewhere, in some strange place ( probably opp North) there is a middle aged fella, all alone, with just a cat for company, sobbing into a kleenex while cracking one off to celebrate the life (and obvious impact it had on him) of dear Patrick. Never mind Star Crossed, he had to go eventually.

The rest is history or summat. Jammy cunt. How did you manage that, surely you weren't doing manly activities on a Sunday? My betrothed is a metalworker and so I am more than familiar with your predicament, Steel-Eye Spam. Nope, did it Thursday but thought I had just scratched it. nobody, me included, could see fook all in it. I went down to Es...SEX on Saturday to see my parents. My sister turns up ( she works in Opthalmology at Sarfend 'ospital) who sees it straight away and tells me to get up to Casualty ASAP. So I went this morning..... My eye is now worse, as im putting this gel cream in, than it was when I walked out of Casualty.

Mick McManus who is nearly 92!!!!!!!!!! My next vote, as an outsider bet, is John Travolta who now looks like a hybrid of Desperate Dan and Mick McManus ( see the sickening video release with ONJ) and, IMHO, is "The man most likely to, even tho there is no sign that he will, in 2013..." Mark my words, mark my words.

Just spent an hour and a bit in Casualty having some metal removed from my eye. I have to return on Tuesday for a check up/further fucking about with said eye. My eye is blurred. Blurred vision means that, technically, I cannot drive which means I cannot work which means, oh, about a week off work. Happy days!!!!

Its all going Pete Tong. The police are now duty bound to take the word of a woman who, say, at the age of 12 in 1973, met some celebs at the BBC studios, got taken by one into a dressing room and was given a going over. 40 years later, on the back of the Savile scandal, she goes to the Old Bill and makes a statement that Colt Barris had done rudies with her back in 73. Thing is, it could have been that singer who whistled a lot or a props man who looked a lot like Colt Barris and told this naive school girl that he was, indeed Colt Barris. There is a growing stench of bollocks to all this. Out of the HUNDREDS who have now made statements to the Police alledging sexual abuse/rape, how many are utterly bogus and how many will name a celebrity that is 1000000000000% innocent? Collateral damage? All worth it in the end? Tell you what, the swathes of traumatised victims of Savile and the like will suddenly start feeling so much better when they have a mill or two in the bank. Its incredible what compo does to ones soul, right? Maybe, just maybe, its time to pull the shutters down. No more allegations required, if you aint reported it yet, tough shit etc, etc. It might, just might, stop any more fruit cakes from jumping on the band wagon.

Thats the problem with forums run by men. When they were boys they would constantly play with themselves to a satisfactory conclusion. When those same boys get old, they dont play with themselves so much so end up finding other things to play with. Some end up owning/running forums and cannot resist playing with them. Well fellas, you can play with this one as much as you like but it wont make you cum. Leave the fuggin place alone!

Fook, fair play to you!!! Ive now found far more rot than i had hoped so Im having a cup of tea and contemplating................ Mebbee I should pop into room 101. PS: Still better than being at work.

Well Ive got a WHOLE day off today WITHOUT having to lie through my fucking teeth!!!!!!! Im also pencilled in for a long weekend to HHHHHHHHHamsterdam next March..... Finally, today, i will mostly be having the angle grinder out chopping grot outta da floors of me ole classic car and i shall be doing it finking that im grinding through the neck of my manager. BEAT THAT,FUCKERS!

Agreed!! I fucking LOVE Rolf!!!!

Actually you can blame the bleak days of the 70s for her 2nd term. No fucker wanted to go back to Power cuts, the three day week or mountains of fucking rubbish piled up to the skies because of yet another strike. At that time it was a choice of a Labour Government run by the Unions or Thatcher. It was a no brainer.

EFA.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Your a fuckin comedy genius.... IDIOT ! So am I a "fuckin comedy genius" or an idiot? You didnt make that overly clear. Now that is poor use of the language and typical of the low standards this forum has endeavoured to sink to. Maybe this one needs moving over to that grammar thread or summat. As for altering the forum,well it has been changed already ( IMHO the old forum style and set up was more user friendly) and the notion that tinkering makes things better is horseshit. As it stands, people are able to post, navigate and use the forum as it was intended. More faffing about with its structure will do bugger all to enhance the quality of posting let alone the subject matter. Guests are no worse and no better posters than anybody else. Most are probably existing forum members, some are not and will eventually join and some are no more than trolls who get sexual pleasure posting contentious crap. Why bother banning a problem that isnt a problem and accounts for fook all on the overall post count? Basically, stop bloody tinkering with the place. Let it be, man.

And if you want to post you have to sign up. This whole guests can post is a stupid idea. They just post shite the whole time. Well you signed up and post shite, why deny guests that opportunity? Manuel, maybe you want to get a few more posts under your belt before your opinions count? Thats unless you are one of those irritating c***s who think its brill and right on to have more than one account on here ( no offence 'H' i love ya really you know) Anyway, IMHO, there is enough posts from registered users that are utter w**k ( yeah mine included) to outweigh shit coming from "guests" so we all just need to chill man, chill. Except for Lardy who can do whatever she likes coz her ranting gives me the fuckin 'orn. In your dreams, Gramps Thats made me larf!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks Lardy, I needed that.

Im sure they would but, really, should the English taxpayer hand over yet more fucking money to Scotland? Fuck off and find your own £3 million.

Im guessing you are also in absolute awe in his ability to get away with fucking corpses and the underaged, right?

You ever thought about working for yourself ? You sound like what i had to put up with before i decided too . In many ways I do work for myself. Contracting for me is a better way to go about it. I don't provide the computer system so have less overheads. I'm open to work for an agent new to me who has work available. And I'm really not tied in to holding the job beyond a week's notice period. This current one is for an initial 6 month term and I'm happy with that because although the work is moderatly interesting it is not thrilling to the extent of wishing to take it beyond that. I've tried to break away from this compromise between fully paid employment and self employment before. Had a real job trying to raise investment funds to build a kit supercar (looking a bit like a Lamborghini) of my own design but never got beyond having £2k from the government in 1985/6. That was more a way to remove the unemployed from headline list. Still we live in hope... I live with mad ideas I could start a business in 70 or more areas and become another Richard Branson but I must recognise my (many) limits and build on my (few) strengths. I love you fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you want to post you have to sign up. This whole guests can post is a stupid idea. They just post shite the whole time. Well you signed up and post shite, why deny guests that opportunity? Manuel, maybe you want to get a few more posts under your belt before your opinions count? Thats unless you are one of those irritating c***s who think its brill and right on to have more than one account on here ( no offence 'H' i love ya really you know) Anyway, IMHO, there is enough posts from registered users that are utter w**k ( yeah mine included) to outweigh shit coming from "guests" so we all just need to chill man, chill. Except for Lardy who can do whatever she likes coz her ranting gives me the fuckin 'orn.

I want to shove all of lifes shit in here and urinate on it all from a tall building. I feel tired, tired of working outdoors in the fucking rain and cold, physically tired of hauling myself up poles, tired of being given targets, tired of getting older and tired of having a fooked back. So there.

Bloody hell, they are names from the past!! You should have thrown Chelsea Girl, the Cresta bear and Vauxhall Victors into the pot for the bullseye.

BBC4's 1977 TOTP reruns aren't working out too well - more drops than a Parkinson's Cricket XI . Brookes and Kershaw were 80s, thankfully Just as they were about to show the Bowie one... All over? For fucks sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here. They are showing programmes already made so the costs involved in producing each show has been paid for long long ago. Is it really beyond the Beebs capability to just edit out ALL the DJ presenters and just show the effing charts and episodes without a DJ to link them? TOTP2 is still doing the rounds and was just loads of acts linked in with Steve lardy arse Wright doing the voice over. As for ratings dropping like a stone, well its never worried those bastards when its been applied to digital radio, Stephen K Amos and bastard Countryfile has it!!! That fucking BBC needs a good shoeing. The BBC just had a good shoeing, where have you been? Was that wise? She's just got married. How long before you know what happens and it won't be on for months anyway... As for Mark Thompson and his cuts. It's funny how he fucked off before the Savile trouble, leaving Entwhistle to take the flack. Leads me to the conclusion that he was the most cuntish DG since Birt. Already had a good shoeing have they? Im not too sure about that TMIB.The way i see it, they are currently rearranging the furniture and paying compo with OUR money,the DG gets fired with a humungeous payout with OUR money, journos are "disciplined" and quietly moved elsewhere, most not fired and still on the payroll taking OUR money........................... Fuck, if they have really had a good shoeing, Id like some of that. Just my opinion, like. At the end of the day, everyone seems to take our money, from the BBC to your bank who have the potential to wipe out your savings with a click of a mouse... Quite agree fella, although I personally have fuck all in savings for them to take from me. Mind you i have fuck all of a pension either which will mean I will need to start learning how to cope wiv hypo whatsits and getting as much out of a baked bean as i humanly can. Hey, might win the lottery.

You pissed again Lardy?

Just my opinion, like. BBC4's 1977 TOTP reruns aren't working out too well - more drops than a Parkinson's Cricket XI . Brookes and Kershaw were 80s, thankfully Just as they were about to show the Bowie one... All over? For fucks sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here. They are showing programmes already made so the costs involved in producing each show has been paid for long long ago. Is it really beyond the Beebs capability to just edit out ALL the DJ presenters and just show the effing charts and episodes without a DJ to link them? TOTP2 is still doing the rounds and was just loads of acts linked in with Steve lardy arse Wright doing the voice over. As for ratings dropping like a stone, well its never worried those bastards when its been applied to digital radio, Stephen K Amos and bastard Countryfile has it!!! That fucking BBC needs a good shoeing. The BBC just had a good shoeing, where have you been? Was that wise? She's just got married. How long before you know what happens and it won't be on for months anyway... As for Mark Thompson and his cuts. It's funny how he fucked off before the Savile trouble, leaving Entwhistle to take the flack. Leads me to the conclusion that he was the most cuntish DG since Birt. Already had a good shoeing have they? Im not too sure about that TMIB.The way i see it, they are currently rearranging the furniture and paying compo with OUR money,the DG gets fired with a humungeous payout with OUR money, journos are "disciplined" and quietly moved elsewhere, most not fired and still on the payroll taking OUR money........................... Fuck, if they have really had a good shoeing, Id like some of that. Just my opinion, like.

Yes, it does. Topics merged. regards, Hein Yer juzt gonna confooose peeps wiv all dis chopin n changin, aye.

BBC4's 1977 TOTP reruns aren't working out too well - more drops than a Parkinson's Cricket XI . Brookes and Kershaw were 80s, thankfully Just as they were about to show the Bowie one... All over? For fucks sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me out here. They are showing programmes already made so the costs involved in producing each show has been paid for long long ago. Is it really beyond the Beebs capability to just edit out ALL the DJ presenters and just show the effing charts and episodes without a DJ to link them? TOTP2 is still doing the rounds and was just loads of acts linked in with Steve lardy arse Wright doing the voice over. As for ratings dropping like a stone, well its never worried those bastards when its been applied to digital radio, Stephen K Amos and bastard Countryfile has it!!! That fucking BBC needs a good shoeing.