Lord Fellatio Nelson

What a pile of bollocks!!! Do you truly think that the Scottish Premiership is going to thrive without them? Have you actually bothered to look up the attendances of the other clubs in the Premiership? Absolutely, gut wrenchingly piss poor. You take Rangers out of the equation and the attendances will take a big downward turn which means less money pouring in to the very clubs that dont want them back. So, well done, you now have a One team League ( which was bad enough) where you had two and you have now royally fucked up the arse any chance that the revenue you get for televising that joke of a league will keep pouring in, helping to perpetrate the myth that Scottish football is actually woth a wank. Rangers? They would be better off applying to the English Football league and working their way up, that way, they dont need Scottish Football but, by christ , Scottish football would need them. On a social point, exactly what will tens of, if not hundreds of thousands of hardened Rangers supporters do if their club actually ceases to exist? Thought of that one? Social unrest perhaps? This is all far far bigger than football. Think about it.

Demand your money back, he was utter shite.

Oh FFS!!!!! It's only a fucking bladder infection. I'm also crying, (with laughter at your pathetic post) a bladder infection can be fatal in elderly people.it killed pope john paul 2 ! He was outside in the cold and in the pissing rain for a few hours. I'd have a bladder infection if I done that. ......................... frequent sexual activity can cause bladder infections. Thank fuck for that Lardy, I shall not be getting a bladder infection anytime soon!! I cant think of many infections that can be caught AND take hold well within 24 hours, necessitating a fast ambulance ride to hospital ( yeah, even if he is nearly 91) fuck, I dont even think Ebola works that quick. Its his kidneys starting to fail, I tell ya.

You might want to rephrase that.

Anything else you want to have a shout about? You want a cat to kick the shit out of?

If that list has really come "off the top of your head" then your head must make that Tefal Egg heads bonce look like a pimple on an elephants arsehole. For reference purposes: Now stop fuggin lying and admit that Google was yer best friend.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Thats made me laugh me tits off!!!! An excellent start to annuver shit day. Thank you Lardy!!!!

Thats SO harsh!! Probably true tho!!

Out of a sense of curiosity and a need to know whether "Yes I would" or "No, I fuggin would'nt with your one" I sought to find out who exactly that nice lady was. First, I found this "Dear God!!!" I thought Then I searched again and......... bingo!!! Siobhan Benita. Quality totty or summat.

Aye, as Lardy says, its a fair point. I would love to choke to death on a fuggin great big tit. So Jerker, are you available next Tuesday?

Thanks for the sentiment, but I'm far from humiliated. I couldn't give a rat's ass, just as he couldn't care less that I think he's a colossal twat. Who am I to judge if it gives him a mini hard on to laugh at me having a dead sister? I laugh at him for having no grasp of the English language. As I said, it's just dull now, we need some hard-core ranters, this one has gone past his shelf life. I fink Dirk and all de uvvers are one in the same fanny, Lardy. Now who has a vagina wiv a superiority complex? Mebee its a dude who IS a vagina wiv a superiority complex! My vagina definitely has a superiority complex, it's fucking fabulous! (I haven't seen it except in a mirror for a while though.....) As Eric Morecambe used to say " There is no answer to that!"

Thanks for the sentiment, but I'm far from humiliated. I couldn't give a rat's ass, just as he couldn't care less that I think he's a colossal twat. Who am I to judge if it gives him a mini hard on to laugh at me having a dead sister? I laugh at him for having no grasp of the English language. As I said, it's just dull now, we need some hard-core ranters, this one has gone past his shelf life. I fink Dirk and all de uvvers are one in the same fanny, Lardy. Now who has a vagina wiv a superiority complex? Mebee its a dude who IS a vagina wiv a superiority complex!

Thats just piss poor, you are not smart enough ( though you think you are) to masquerade as me. You are gonna get fahnd ahert.

"hun?" Well, well, well, the troll has tits and a flange!!! Thats narrowed the suspects field down considerably.........

Aye, no problems fella. My eyesight is going to shit too. See? Our mums were right, it DOES make you go blind!!!

Ok, ok, I can!!! He isnt dead, the person we all see is just a doppelganger, one of several who are rolled out at certain times of the year. The REAL Castro secretly escaped, in a submarine, to Antartica to live out the rest of his days with a 123 yr old, albeit very youthful 123 yr old, Adolf Hitler who attributes his longevity to all that fresh air. Am I warm?

Is he dead yet?

A Jackbooted Vagina? Genius! Isn't 'jackbooted vagina' just an anatomically correct way of describing Nick Griffin'? It sure is, hence I ended the post with "Actually...."

Nope, I dont give a fuck how much you spent on the publicity shots or the hair and make up. You still have a face like a Blacksmith's anvil and you are a fucking Nazi...........just like ton papa, or summat. You have to love the French. They get a Jackbooted vagina, we get Nick Griffin. Actually...............

Believe me, if you have got the flu, you shouldn't be at work. Half the porters on our ward have got it because one of us - (no, not me) came to work when she had the flu. It shot round the ward. Wise words Dave. ...even if 5 months too late! Lady Grendel, you sound like just the type I'd have as a girlfriend - if I didn't already have one. I'm sorry if my quote about avoiding the flu was a bit late - my comp had bust. If you feel at all ill, you should immediately stay off work. Pardon me, but are you a lawyer or a solicitor? At the hospital I work at the bosses are very understanding if we get sick - if one of us so much as sneezes the Sister lets us stay off. Unfortunately that hasn't always been heeded - one of the nurses had the norovirus and she came to work - but we were lucky - none of the patients got it. Is your boss compassionate when one of you gets sick? A cough, a sniffle, a sneeze or even a blow of the nose gets us sent home on suspicion of a cold. Responding to two year old posts makes you a Grade A Bell End. Congratulations.

Hmmmm. Could it be an imposter? Someone imitating our very own Guest Dirk Diggler? But no, that would be silly - nobody around here posts with two names.....do they? Oh yeah, course they do!!! Remember when it used to be REALLY busy in here? Those days with umpteen people posting one after the other? It was actually only four people, all talking to themselves.. Tell you what, things are so bad now on the troll front the trolls are theiving the guest names of other trolls and replying to their own posts. Brilliant stuff.

Why log in twice with different guest names?

Try Clifton James, 91 this year. Not that they will listen.

Holy shit!!!!!!! It must be true. It's been posted on the dead pop stars thread and the second time you've posted it on this site. 15 posts in 3 years - she's obviously making up for lost time. Well, like that midget fella said to the old slag Jenny Thompson ( prostitute to the stars...and Wayne Rooney) after he banged her " Its the quality and not the quantity that counts". Or summat.

Just go round there and cut her head off and shit in her neck. See how she likes that!!! Fuck me, judging by your picture, you've grown some hair since you last posted on here One word Lardy: Regaine Brilliant stuff and, im sure, would work on balding minges too. Give it a go. Love to, but due to excess guntage, I haven't been able to tend my lady-garden for some years now. It's like the Amazon fucking Rainforest down there. Dark, damp and full of creepy crawlies Blimey!! You want to get yourself one of these, Lardy. It may not eat every creepy crawlie in your rainforest but, wiv a tongue like that, you wont give a shit anyway!! I would but she is 6 foot 5 and 18 stone . Er, I dont suppose you met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry cola, C-O-L-A COLA.......