Lord Fellatio Nelson

I tend to agree somewhat, however, when some dense bitch of an untaxed driver knocked half my garden wall down, the PCSO did follow it up, and tried her best to get something done about it, however the perpetrator done a bunk from her flat across the road, and hadn't registered her car since buying it, so we couldn't track her down. But the PCSO phoned me several times and visited me three times to keep me updated as to what they were doing. The male PCSO on my estate, however, insists on scaring my 11 year old daughter by threatening her with prosecution if she keeps riding her bike on the path. I have told him in no uncertain terms that when he stops boy racers whizzing past my house at stupid miles an hour, that's when I'll stop my kid riding on the path. Until then, I will happily pay his 80 quid f*****g fine, a small price to pay for my child's head being intact. And there, Lardy, is the point. One PCSO doing what the police used to do anyway ( bear in mind she is geting around £16,000 a year to make a few calls and knock on your door) when they worked the beat and the other one, again on £16000 a year, threatening to prosecute an 11 year old child because he hasnt got the balls to go for the big fish, which he has very little power to do anyway. w**nkers, the lot of em!

All the arguments as to whether Biggs should remain in or be set free from Prison have been rendered a bit bollocks. NOBODY has actually put a request into the Home Secretary for his early release. Well thats according to Jack Straw, who is quite possibly a lying twat.... in the very best traditions of Modern Labour. I mean SURELY his son would have asked, wouldnt he?

Smacks of John Martyn's plans, just before he died. Let's remember, they treated Gerry for liver FAILURE, which is never good and - so far as I can see - that failed liver is still in his body and he's not stopped drinking. Mary, just admit it. Him being found alive has really pissed on your chips!

PCSOs, you know those flange ends who were not good enough to become proper Police Officers or Security Staff so became chocolate f*****g teapots with blue bands around their hats. What kind of a waste are they? They are either young girls who have all the authority of a wet fart or fat men, too spotty and unfit to be taken seriously by the community scrotes. They really do put the "Great" into Britain, the cock knockers.

Go and have a ciggy and calm yourself down.

Now maybe something's been lost in translation but it sounds more like he met Mr Han out of Enter the Dragon then Kim Jong-il. Rasky, I dont care who you are, old member or new. That was as funny as f**k. A stonking post Sir.

Good God!! She is dying. She wont last much longer Get over it for gawds sake!

Dont worry Rasky, he is the biggest W**ker on here, it doesnt get any worse..

I like this chap. A lot. A true showman. Nice post LG

Now you're going to try and pass that one off as intentional, aren't you? Of course I am..........er no Im not. Sorry, I havent got passed the look down and type and only look at the screen when you have finished phase. I cant be arsed to check my spellings either, unless it hits me between the eyes when I look at it. We all have our crosses to bear.

As cynical as I am, your argument fell on its arse at the first hurdle. Got wireless Broadband? Mobile phone? Wouldnt of happened if man hadnt first looked up to the stars and wondered. Rocket technology created out of Military budgets and utilized post WW2 to send Dogs, Chimps, Humans and Sputnik into the Heavens. Going to the Moon was a given, more about National acheivement than trying to live there. It defined Mankinds critical stage in our evolution. Was it not the greatest thing you ever saw? Until they did land on the Moon, it was still assumed, in some quarters, to be made of Cheese. Was it worth Sir Edmund Hilary REALLY going up Everest? Why bother? Whats the point of Sir Ranlph Fiennes? Science has as much to do with pushing boundaries and learning as it is about providing answers to questions. The LHC has been 25 ( IIRC ) years in the making, many nations have drip fed finance into its construction, the cost to the Taxpayer has been considerably less than keeping the citizens of Merthyr Tydfil on Benefits. Im no Scientist but Im assuming that these experiments are all leading to one ultimate discovery. Free inexhaustible energy. A Conservationists dream and a Gas/Oil producers worst nightmare. I personally dont believe that the Scientists involved truly understand what they are dealing with. I think they are playing with fire BUT so have Scientists before them. Thanks to them, we have come a long, long way in a short time span. If the Human race doesnt bother, thinks its not worth it, isnt bovvered, cant be arsed then Monos suggestion is probably a sensible one, we should all f**k off and buy a Cave to live in.

Hey, you have fitted in very well. You havent pissed on anybodys chips, like I did when I first came on, and you are most welcome. Just make sure that you pepper your posts with the odd inane one, you know, post a bit of shite here and there. Oh, plenty of spelling mistakes and poor usage of the English vocaulary would be nice to. Just to show a bit of solidarity with me, you understand. You know it makes sense!

I reckon you know as much about writing Films as I know about sexing Siberian Hamsters. You old fraud.

I dunno LG, I think he is and think he isnt. His style of posting is rather similar to an existing members, who is, somewhat prolific in their quick change member posting. It may just be coincidence. It actually reminds me of when I first stared posting on here, I was accused of being an existing member, I think SC was considered to be the culprit. It was soon apparent that I was a dipstick in my very own right. It used to annoy the sh*t out of me, its quite funny now. We have even had the most surreal scenario of a member posting as member 'A' and replying to it as member 'B' You cant make that up. I always asssumed that SC was the said Mr Whore, LG. Was that right? I think you should get Yogi to put a few posts on here, at least that would satisfy the purists who whinge about "quality" posting.

As there have been some doubts as to whether our new recruit, Raskolnikov, is actually one of our regulars in disguise, Im sure some of our regulars will identify with this.....some more than others.

The only thing that pisses me off is when Scientists declare "its perfectly safe" and the risk is "minimal". Id much rather be told that they are pissing in the wind, its all theory and they havent a clue whether we will all die or not. I think its becoming more clear to scientists that the laws of Physics, as we understand them, are not neccessarily applicable to the rest of the Universe. The chances are bog all will happen when the old hardon gets switched on, however, who the f**k knows? Who cares? Not me.

Then there are two boxes to enter username and password, but the window goes away if you press cancel. Seeing as I have nothing to do with tripod, lycos etc. I'll go with the curse. Perhaps we have a haunted thread and HCW has awoken the beast. Edit - Definitely this thread. The box appeared again to post. It hasn't happened on any other page nor site. Yep, Ive had the same thing and its now pissing me off.

If only they would! Come on all you nutcases out there come on in and curse us, give us your bile and all that hell and damnation bollocks Whats the matter ranters? Scared???? They're probably as bored as we are. It's pretty quiet at the moment Quiet? Its like a morgue I suppose when you change the name of a young cancer riddled thicky into something that no search engine on Gods Earth will be able to figure out and direct said ranters to, you have a problem. There are also members on here who, once upon a time, would have guest posted a rant or three just to keep the juices flowing. Now? Guest post? Good grief no, thats sooo yesterday. No its far better to have multiple membership and have at least, oh two to three different aliases. Why the f**k they cant say what they need to with the log in name and avatar that they originally signed on with is something only they can answer. I reckon if it wasnt for our multiple ID friends we would probably have fewer regular posters than Jane Goosey Goldiewoldy...y cancer woman has brain cells. There, Ive had a little rant.

...........but apart from that, have you had a good day?

This song was written about Anton from "The Brian Jonestown Massacre". He wrote a reply called "Not if you were the last Dandy on earth". I couldn't find the video, but thought you might find it interesting, if you don't know it already, of course. I had no idea! Thanks for that DDLM, I shall look into it.

Man oh man!! And to think that I only ever wanted to live in a Teepee, wear an Afghan coat, not work, smoke blow and have multiple sexual partners......... Bottom line is that opinions will be divided. As Mono said all Politicians are a crock of sh*t. The Monarchy is also a crock of sh*t. DDLM, If you live within a Dictatorship it will not be the same as living within a Monarchy unless it is an absolute Monarchy like the Saudi one. To me, that is one and the same. As our Monarchy has no power and are there to look pretty the argument falls on its face. Tourism IS a factor in maintaining the Royal Family. Its why why have Plane loads of Fat Americans wearing Rupert the Bear trousers decending on London every year. Its why we still have The Trooping of The Colour etc, etc. French tourism is simply not comparable, as beautiful a Country as it is. Im sure there is data regarding tourism figures and I would imagine many a survey has been done to quantify who comes from where and why. As Im now losing the will to live ( Im not used to posting seriously and with a degree of thought) I shall bow out. As there have, in the past, been some compaints by some regarding "Quality" posting, they should now be satisfied!!!!!!! If not, they can f**k off.

Its not the first time that Kinnear has been taken ill, dodgy ticker and all that. Dave, how could you dis our Lord and Master Redknapp?

The Serpent tangled around the rod is my current avatar because "my real last name" is said to be sacred to Asclepius, the Greek god of medicine. I'm not a doctor but I happen to be very knowledgeable on the subject of human health. If anyone needs direction on that subject I would feel driven to enlighten them. Oh, and the agitated mood will soon pass, CarolAnn. In my experience, bi - polar women do not make any sense. No offence. I don't know you personally but I very much doubt you would be in that category. Well sh*t on a stick!! Ive never heard of anybody with a surname of Colonic Irrigation before.

Whats the difference between Boy George and a Scouse Car Thief? A Scouse Car Thief wouldnt have been caught illegally entering the back of an Escort.

Well that f*****g told me, didnt it. Right, what are the odds that she doesnt see out February "Calling Armitage Shanks!!"