Lord Fellatio Nelson

Winny, Im putting ebay in here. I think it is the crappiest, shittiest place on the WWW. It is full of labotomised pricks who, when you are selling something, ask the most inane pathetic questions, expect you to to go and take yourself in hand through sheer excitement when they make an offer that any normal person would be embarrassed to make and its a site full to the brim of thieves, charlatans and knob jockeys. As for buying. NEVER go on there as an honest Joe, it will kick you squarely in the knackers. I, being honest and genuine, clicked a buy it now, for a "Classic" car, which had me going down to London one Saturday morning, to collect something that was not as described. Having shelled out a small fortune to get there, up at 5am etc, etc plus the fact that I, in my mind, had comitted myself to buying it, I bit the bullet and drove it away. 30 hours of welding it later, i had something that didnt quite resemble a collender but realising that i was going to have to spend a f*****g fortune on it, i cut my losses ( big losses) and flogged it, having told the new buyer EXACTLY what they were buying. Im f*****g angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riddle 1 Open the door then sod about with the switches?

Rotten split from the Pistols in 1978. Surely you mean 1977? And did the Pistols really play the Hammersmith Odeon? Or where you just making that bit up to make a point? Just making a point. If he had really vomited on me, I would have kicked his f*****g head in.

I really dont think that is anyway to to talk about your husband. He is a spiffing chap.

This claim to fame malarkey. What is the criteria? Are we talking about actually meeting and talking to said famous person/s or could it be as tenuous a link as being vomited on by Johnny Rotten at the Pistols gig, Hammersmith Odeon, October the 27th 1978? Just wondering.

People who actually use their cars and cant f*****g drive!! So many w**nkers!! I, of course, am f*****g brilliant behind the wheel.

In my youth, there was no greater pleasure than a spliff, some Pink Floyd, 11 bags of Salt and Vinegar, 48 Mars bars and a bottle of Coke. Them were the days!!

It would seem that DL, a nice glossy site, well drilled, well organized, Moderated efficiently and Administrated, may have forgotten how it all began. It was just a bit of fun. Perhaps picking the likes of Gazza, Winehouse and Higgins may not bring a hit in 2009 but it will be a damn sight more fun and will create debate and conjecture that no amount of 89 year old cancer/ dementia riddled fogeys could ever elicit. DL being a bit Retro for 2009? Just a thought.

Isn't it my turn to lead the parade? It would be my honor to present the awards but I won't get that privilege. They don't want my irony. They know im a complete berk...... Ah BS, my vulgarity is, once again, trumped by your sheer arrogance. The only irony you have is the one that straightens out the creases of your clotheys. Leave the awards to the grown ups, eh?

Thats very kind of you Mary but I cannot pretend that I was frantically ringing round to gather the full might of DLs membership to the piss up. I was actually contacting the "Therapists" of BS to make certain that he hadnt escaped. While Im here, I will use the DLconII meet up to award a few of my own prizes. NAP and LG for making the long tiresome journey from afar, in particular NAP who actually flew back in the early hours of the following morning. Well done Sir! LB for having the courage to come down.Thank you, you were lovely. RA for doing the train run, as I did, MPFC for turning up despite being in demand from all those Zoos.......... Harry for giving Bed and Board to LG, allowing her to come down, thanks Harry, you were a star. Me for being me The Bar staff The Furniture The Decor And all who sailed in her Gawd Bless ya!!

If you had helped set the tone BS, this forum would be full of bollocks.....which it isn't. Your avatar is merely a confusing mishmash of tripe, a bit like you, actually. Dont take it to heart fella, the forum needs its bollocks as much as it needs its brains.

Winny, sweetheart. Would this not have been better suited to Ask a Deathlister? I know you meant to post it there but the pull of Room 101 was, for you, like a Dog pissing up its favourite tree. Never admit to being a cheapskate!

There comes a point when continually asking for spammers to be removed becomes, er, well, Spam? Doesnt it?

The e-mail address is elivreni@pd-loan.com if you really want to get into any kind of relationship, but there have been another 4 spammers using that e-mail address, I've banned the IP address anyway and I'll keep this thread open (for your enjoyment) Are we now seeing a change of tactics by these scumbags? Post something utterly bizzare, reel us in and then hit us with " SPAM, 10 for a Fiver" Edit: If anybody out there knows of where they do the 10 for a fiver deal, let us know.......

Years ago on London Regional news they interviewed an American Military Commander called Edmund Looney. Another time they did an interview with a Dick Head. Quality.

If your avatar is anything to go by, I wouldn't be too concerned/anxious.... OK, that was completely uncalled for. I did think that it was being rude, then I thought that id got the wrong end of the stick so........... So it WAS a nasty post... Hmmm.

the clap clinic breaks

Was Jacko found guilty of being a kiddie fiddler? If he wasnt, he wasnt, even if he was.........

If your avatar is anything to go by, I wouldn't be too concerned/anxious.... That avatar is the legendary Shari Lewis. Handy may not have found the very best piccy of her but, trust me, in her heyday Ms Lewis was gorgeous!!! Dont dis Shari!!!

I love Mods, me. Salt of the earth, highly respectable, intelligent and above all that arse licking.

I think we have all had bosses like that, usually midgets with an inferiority complex. Try laxatives in their tea.

Im too ugly for people to see my real face. At least at DL meets im too pissed to care.........much like every other person attending. What, we were all ugly? Speak for yourself, gramps. As for the Facebook thing, it's all groovy and that, but what are we actually going to do on there that we don't already do on here? Lardy, i meant everyone else was too pissed to care that I was ugly.... Twit.

I assume the Stelling legend will continue on a Saturday? The man is Boss. Not being a football fan I can't really say much about him, although I used to work in a pub with a bunch of Bristol City fans as regulars, and so would be subjected to Sky Sports for the whole afternoon, and he was quite amusing as I recall. However, nobody can match up to Whiteley - I think they should have buried Countdown with him. I was on it, you know. Just in case I've never mentioned it before. Stop f*****g name dropping Lardy. You got thrashed. Get over it woman! Comparing Stelling to Whiteley is like comparing Roast beef to Cat sick. Stelling rules.

Im too ugly for people to see my real face. At least at DL meets im too pissed to care.........much like every other person attending.

I assume the Stelling legend will continue on a Saturday? The man is Boss.