Lord Fellatio Nelson

caused a syphilis epidemic

As LG says Handy, I wasnt refering to you either. Those that were in my firing line have sodded off to wherever they came from. I was going to send you a PM about it but, strike a bloody light, your inbox is yet again full!!!

You are not missing the point Monkey. This thread, with all due respect, is a complete waste of f*****g time. All the names so far mentioned could have gone onto the Ideas and Possibilities thread where, again, they could be completely f*****g ignored. Its their ball and they will decide who they let play with it. And thats fair enough.

Lardy I do like you!!!

One of them? Yes I got that email, it's more like one every 20 minutes, lots of mods are doing what they can and have stopped most of the onslaught, some are slipping through while we go to the loo/actually do some work/eat something , I, personally, have the hangover from hell, so am going to drink some water and leave the f*ckers to the less hungover mods..... f*****g hell LG, are all these spammers driving you to the bottle or something? Having seen your alcohol consumption first hand, I assume that Glasgow has been drunk dry?

You always manage to weave a magical tale of fear, terror, disappointment and utter arse clenching tedium. A true Carlisle supporter methinks. You deseve a medal Sir!

He has always looked a prime Prick. Infact, there were enough rumours floating about to suggest that he also enjoyed a bit of prime Prick. Im sure there are some Journos on here that could pour cold water on such gossip, or not as the case may be.

Agreed, LFN put in a lot of his time to organise it, with good and bad results, for the 'Magnificent Seven' it was a great afternoon/evening, I certainly don't regret travelling 350 miles to attend, I'll make the effort to attend DL Con III, if there is one. Having met 9 DL'ers now, and I've liked every one of them, I'll be there. I for one, wouldn't want to organise it, I live in the middle of nowhere but I don't think LFN has had the credit he deserves for organising it, it was quite an achievement to get 7 people, who've never met each other in their lives, to travel such distances and get together, well all I can say is well done LFN, see you next April/May . Alphonsin, I wasnt refering to you, I knew you would either just appear or not at all. The thrust of my whinge was at people who said they would and didnt despite living within the same country border and having zillions of days notice. Logistically a more central venue would be better, however, those based London way wont turn up, those that have travelled from overseas find London more convienient ( Stansted and family around London) I find it a very straightforward train journey, as did LB and RA ( at least i think you did RA ) which leaves the hero of the day LG who, travelled down on our fantastic Rail network. I think, unless somebody else has a more concrete idea, London is probably the best of the bunch.

So you have two large vehicles, one Italian sports car ( Alfa Romeo Spyder by any chance? ) and a motorbike. I dont think the price of Fuel is really an issue for you, sonny Jim.

Can I just ask the pertinent question: " Who gives a f**k?" A man gets voted into power with huge swathes of an " Ethnic" group voting for him because "He is black" and thats not a race issue. Whites in the Southern States vote for McCain because he is white and that IS a race issue. Utter bollocks.

If you cant get more than half a dozen people turn up to a venue in London, whats the f*****g point in holding it outside of England? I was made aware of those that "might" those that would but were unable to and those ( the worst of the f*****g lot ) who "Really, really" wanted to come down and "really really" were coming down but failed to show and, suprise suprise have suddenly gone quiet on here. I know the people who were unable to make it ( The Graves) those that might turn up ( Godot ) and that was fine. The thing that twated me off was the fact that the meet had been known about MONTHS in advance. So why say that you are definately going to come when you f*****g arent? Thats just wank.

My God!!! You are a right load of bloodthirsty old Harpies. I'd give him 6 months.

Winny, Id expect that kind of horseshit from BS, not you. You should know by now that NO details are ever given in the thread. There was Bob Hope and no hopes chance of that request being answered. If you could be bothered to post you could have PMd me.

Do you mean Hillary Clinton? Only if the thread was about her and the fact that she was dead. ...and that entry clinches this year's utterly pointless and witless observation award. Well done. Sorry fella, the only thing thats utterly pointless and witless is you. Not quite as smart as you think you are, are you. Even better. Keep it up! Thank you. May I suggest that you take your finger out of your arse and start to up the ante. Playing you at insult Tennis is far to easy. Sucker!

Do you mean Hillary Clinton? Only if the thread was about her and the fact that she was dead. ...and that entry clinches this year's utterly pointless and witless observation award. Well done. Sorry fella, the only thing thats utterly pointless and witless is you. Not quite as smart as you think you are, are you.

Do you mean Hillary Clinton? Only if the thread was about her and the fact that she was dead.

Firstly, to those that went, thank you. I got utterly slaughtered. I was going to reply to the above post, however, I truly cannot be bothered to reply to a cretin. Lets just say that nobody was given a gold embossed invite, it was made absolutely clear (on this very thread) that if I had missed out anybody they were more than welcome to PM me and I would have furnished them with all the relevent details with the greatest of pleasure. Those that didnt bother to ask will have no reason to take offence. Banshees, you W**ker.

Fatigued? He looks more of a fat ugly fook than fatigued.

...and who cares? Olivier blew them both out of the water. Considering that Larry was Bisexual, im sure, given the chance, he would have loved to have blown them both out of the water...

Make friends easily, do we?

That complaint would be better directed to the people on this site who take 'Dead Pools' seriously. I just dislike the celebrity culture, and in this case I can only side with a quiet 'celebrity' like Andrew Sachs against noisy vultures like these two publicly-funded buffoons. If you don't share my outlook, I really can't understand why you post on here. Ever heard of the phrase " If you lay with dogs you get fleas?" You are on the Death List site, dead pools or not, you have accepted that you are part of its aim, structure and content. Dont try and distance yourself from what this place was created for. We all accept what goes on here, why are you different? No, I dont neccessarily share your outlook, and so what? What has your outlook got to do with Death List? The outlook of DeathList has more in common with Celebrity Culture than the rejection of it!! Where exactly is it for you to try and understand why I post here? Whats it got to do with you? What I post, how I post is my business, not yours. You really began to lose the plot when you pulled that old Chestnut out.

I wish someone would see off Jonathan Ross and that other waste of the licence fee, Russell Grant. Prats. And has Andrew Sachs ever actually been in anything else apart from Fawlty Towers? Excellent. So, on the basis that Andrew Sachs hasn't done too much since Fawlty Towers, it's perfectly ok for a 99,000,000th rate 'comedian' and a parasitic side-kick to pull an unfunny, tasteless stunt on him. If Sachs hadn't been semi-famous for something, the pond-life Ross and Brand would never have done what they did. Equally, they wouldn't have done it if he'd been a Hollywood megastar. And this site is supposed to play host to people who are intelligent enough to resist the morality of the common herd. Oh, and I cordially loathe Tony Curtis. Im missing something here. I dont condone two talentless dicks for being, dicks,BUT...... Mr Sachs really ought to be saving his bile for his grandaughter. Isnt she the one who has humiliated him? Lets not forget where we are, one of the more tasteless websites in the WWW. We really ought not to be throwing stones....... ...we should be returning to a stone-age mentality in which everyone connected to a female of allegedly questionable virtue can be held up to public ridicule by a couple of leering men, in a broadcast paid for by the public. Since when was her virtue questionable? I thought it was accepted that she was trying to shag her way to stardom. I dont think anybody condones those two tossers, the issue of their conduct is not in question. I find your taking umbrage at their conduct a bit rich. You have registered on a site which discusses and plays games with the Death of human beings. Whats the difference between people here discussing and welcoming the death of the famous and well known and what the two cretins did to Andrew Sachs? Are the relatives, the sons, daughters, mothers, brothers and the like fair game for our japes? Is not what we do equally reprehensible? Andrew Sachs is a public figure, humiliated by his Grandaughter, compounded by two talentless dickwads. I would contend that Mitch and Janis Winehouse would be pretty distraught to know that people here have been discussing their daughters chances of dying and the distinct posssibility that people actually have been crass enough to put her on a list hoping she will die so that they accumilate points!!! f*****g charming!! Returning to a Stone age mentality? We never bloody left it!!

I wish someone would see off Jonathan Ross and that other waste of the licence fee, Russell Grant. Prats. And has Andrew Sachs ever actually been in anything else apart from Fawlty Towers? Excellent. So, on the basis that Andrew Sachs hasn't done too much since Fawlty Towers, it's perfectly ok for a 99,000,000th rate 'comedian' and a parasitic side-kick to pull an unfunny, tasteless stunt on him. If Sachs hadn't been semi-famous for something, the pond-life Ross and Brand would never have done what they did. Equally, they wouldn't have done it if he'd been a Hollywood megastar. And this site is supposed to play host to people who are intelligent enough to resist the morality of the common herd. Oh, and I cordially loathe Tony Curtis. Im missing something here. I dont condone two talentless dicks for being, dicks,BUT...... Mr Sachs really ought to be saving his bile for his grandaughter. Isnt she the one who has humiliated him? Lets not forget where we are, one of the more tasteless websites in the WWW. We really ought not to be throwing stones.......

Is he dead yet?

Update. It would appear that, unlike last year, the Pub no longer reserves tables. During my conversation with a very nice young lady, she did wonder whether we would be attending in Fancy Dress attire. I pointed out that it really wouldnt be a good idea...! Anyway, turn up when you can, just look around at the most likely candidates for being members of this forum ( or just members) and introduce yourself. If it helps, I will be mostly wearing a green T shirt with writing on ( I dont know what it says because i cant read yet) Come and find me, i will be there at around midday with Lardy.