Lord Fellatio Nelson

As a young boy, I had an old LP of "Peter and the Wolf", narrated by Dickie. That man, with the Orchestra, made the story come alive. Everytime I here Peter and the Wolf ( sad git that I am, Ive got it at home) it takes me back to a warm, comforting childhood. Dickie, I salute you.

MPFC, your excitement in seeing them at the top of the table, so early in the season, reminds me of the Spitting Image, David Coleman sketch, where in a frenzy of excitement he finds that the Athletes still have one more lap to go. His head explodes. Will your head explode before the end of the season MPFC?

I wouldnt bother, the post would probably get pulled anyway.

That's the spirit. Why not make some money on the side too? You could store asbestos sheets, nuclear waste, mercury and lead in your attic and gardens -- They'll be someone else's problem after you move. Maybe you could go back to using leaded petrol, because it's only other people's kids that'll get brain damage. Fair point. I'm just being honest in what I think. I'm not going to pretend to be worried about it when I'm not. Got to say, im with you on this one Lardy. We are all being sold a Pup by the Government and Lentil eating courdroy wearers. Im not suggesting that we are not making our own contribution the the Natural cycle of the Planet, we are not helping. Unless the Worlds Governments tackle the population explosion we are all done for anyway. PS: Honez, did you type that withering put down on your solar powered, natural fibre composite, ethically made ( by one legged African hermaphrodite lesbians) Computer or did you type it onto your $1500, made in China, powered by Electricity, generated by a filthy Coal Fired Power Station one?

Probably, she never went back, mind you nor did several thousand others

Madame, I just had a play with that, I actually created my interpretation of you. You saucy little minx you!!

The great 'Is it better to be cold and warm up, or is it better to be hot and cool down?' debate rears it's ugly head again eh?. I'm on the 'cold and warm up' side of the fence. I do envy you working outdoors LFN, flourescent lighting and air conditioning ain't right I tells ya! Well, my friend, if are up the top of a Pole in a flat, barren Fenland with a wind chill factor of minus 20 and you are trying to keep some blood and life in your fingers to make them work, you would pray for flourescent lighting and air con!! Having said that, Id agree with you, be cold then warm up, its the only way.

It's what Labour have been trying to do to some northern landmarks - Manchester, Blackpool, Sheffield - for a few years. Yep MPFC, I can see the connection, Decadent, Art Deco Havana and, er Sheffield, yes Sheffield the Havana of the the North, Eeh Bah Gum!!

All he has to do is shove people downfield and run them over. Anything else, even the ability to feed himself, is a bonus. Many moons ago we used to mock the Americans for being, well, thick. Im sorry to say that our wonderful Education system is turning out Kids that can barely Read or Write and would be hard pressed to find their own Country on a map. We laugh no more.

I have the opposite problem. 90% of my work is outdoors in all weathers. In the depths of winter Im out in Thermals, tights and three jumpers, ready to take whatever the Fens throw at me. The problem occours when I have to go indoors to work and find the heating up on full. Not pleasant at all.

Nothing wrong with tattoos CA, its the type and location that is sometimes very wrong. Ive actually seen a man walking around my town with a Swastika on his forehead, resplendent in Indian Ink. WTF is that all about? What are the chances of him getting a job? f**k all chance, so I am left to work my arse off to support my family and a moron.

Monkey, we already have the split taking place. Go to any housing estate and you will find the REAL Wayne and Waynetta slobs, festooned in tattoos and piercings with kids called Rocky and Chantelle. Scum families with no social skills, no care and no hope. I have seen these families at close hand because, in spite of the fact that they have no jobs and their homes are like Toilets, they do like to have the latest Flat screen TVs, Mobiles and, of course, Broadband. I used to say that it was a lack of Education, social skills and help which made these people, I was so wrong. Its in the Genes. PS: Did anybody see that Frankenstein TV Film last night? The bit where he was on the Beach with the woman who created him, looking round in wonderment and awe, I felt so sad.

Ive read the article and it would seem that the word "Had" as opposed to "Has" is the most relevant. Cancer doesnt automatically mean death, disability or incapability. Sure, he could be lying about the severity, what Poltician doesnt lie? Cancer, in itself, wouldnt be much of a reason not to vote for somebody, better to have somebody who can do the job for two years than a knob who couldnt do it over ten.

Based on the facts of this matter I'm inclined to think a society who would elect a man who rambles the capacity of his illness is unrealistic. I feel at the height on an election the most effective and popular mindset should be a neutral one, which neutral is rational. I'm inclined to think if Slovenia was to promote an individual who conceals his limitations, isn't it on some extreme practical to say he might also intervene as a obvious prize rambler and liar? I'm inclined to think that if he is granted presidency under these circumstances the only realistic response I can come up with is the nation has a serious gambling addiction. Could you be so kind as to rewrite the above text into plain English? With respect, Im sure im not the only one who doesnt understand WTF you are on about. However, IF you are talking about hiding truths then , surely, a man with a huge sexual appetite, a man who has numerous affairs, a man from a family who always got what they wanted, no matter how, would, under your belief, be a gamble to elect. JFK.

I do feel for you BHB. Why does it all seem to happen at once? Last year my fit strong, wonderful Dad had a heart attack. He was the one person that I thought was indestructible, which was bollocks really, nobody is. One quadruple heart bypass later and he looks like my Dad again. But he isnt really, he will never be the same Dad as before. The day that I got the news changed my life forever, live for today and sod tomorrow. Yes, this little corner of our lives really does have no bearing on reality at all. We laugh and joke about Death, some even get aroused by it here I reckon, BUT its about people that really are nothing to us, not loved, not held, not cherished, just people. I know where you are coming from regarding Pets, been there mate. All these feelings and emotions are supposed to make us special from all the other species. I wish to God that I didnt have those feelings, maybe then I would be able to bear the inevitable. I wish you strength and courage on your difficult journey. Take care.

I return in confidence and to be optimistic on this matter I think it's essential at this point to sterilize this issue because even 'I'm beginning to get bored' of hearing about it. I think Harry Mcnally should come back at his usual capacity 'and Harry I apologize to you' deeply. It's stupidity man and now everybody is even. If I were some big player like 50 cent or Jay Z I would send you a mature wine with a luxuriously comforting woman. Not to mention a gift card or something. You deserve it. Harry Mcnally is the victim, and since I feel at some level my behavior was wrong, I apologize. So you have it. But I wouldn't mind the extermination of 'Fellatio Nelson' who is exactly what he advertises myself to be. If you are paying close attention the guy has the logic of a f****n recovering alcoholic who is addicted to various medications. The guy is advertising myself to be something that I am not, and he is being what he insists my character is 'in the opposite sense'. The guys dialect is of a ® - rated fourteen year girl who just came out of health class. Anyway I've no doubt enjoyed some of the observations made 'even as they weren't close' and I recognize the rational posters who have made excellent contributions on this matter. I respect them for their keen outlook and individuality on the issue instead of blowing Fellatio Nelson. Now I realize some of my posts lack 'inspiration' or maybe they lack 'gratitude' or as some might say maybe they lack 'quality' and I plan to accommodate my posts at a higher standard then what 'some of them' have been at. I tried to let my count die down but 'I'm giving out' on that motive so I'll try and act in moderation for the future. If you want me to be perfectly honest 'my post count' gets a little embarrassing after a while but in reality I might have upped the number by about 200\250 'so I've actually posted less' so yes it has been fixed. So yes the great Maryportfuncity is at competition with himself! The last subject that needs to be discussed is the Live Chat which is something that I really don't care much about. I understand a lot of members are addicted to it 'blah blah blah' I won't be participating in any Live Chat activities often. I regret being it's motivator 'Only if 'I would have listened to Honez' but what's done is done and I'm no longer wasting any more time talking about this. Im so deeply hurt. Im going to go and throw myself onto a Plane and sod off to Amsterdam again for a weekends jolly.

Absolutely. I would support the Devil Himself, coached by Hitler and sponsored by Pol Pot if they were up against England. Thats what I love about the Aussies, totally unbiased and objective. Or even the Welsh . I thought Honez was half and half, which if true would truly be a terrible curse.

Is Charlie now clean or will they have to trawl the streets looking into cardboard boxes for him?

My mistake mpfc - must have got him mixed up with errr ................. Charlie Drake. Yeah that's right, Charlie Drake. Im getting worried about you Pooka. Now remember, BS is the fruitcake.

Absolutely. I would support the Devil Himself, coached by Hitler and sponsored by Pol Pot if they were up against England. Thats what I love about the Aussies, totally unbiased and objective.

Hello Godot's mum, how are you after that horrible experience? Never mind, there's only one more game to go. Would you like me to arrange a room in the Ronald Reagan rest home for the mentally bewildered for next Saturday night? She's back in the home. On the strength of tonight's performance by South Africa I think England are not going to be carrying the cup home this time. Bryan Habana looks unstoppable. Only if we make sh*t passes like the Argies did. We have nothing to fear but ourselves. Its there for the taking Godot. The Argies were great, but were boys against some very nasty looking, ugly men ( who could play a bit).

Are we talking about the Nurse in the bottle?

For somebody who is both respected and a long standing member here, im a little suprised at your naivety. Maybe you do find some of his critics much more tedious, some of his "victims" may question your priorities. Personal abuse and stalking are probably two of his best known attributes. Dealing with those matters seperately doesnt really cut the mustard. On any other forum the guy would have been out on hs arse, fortunately for him, this isnt like any other forum. All in all, he stays, not through his popularity but because people are loathed to ban anybody.

How did I miss this? Your skin glows like the tangerine, blossoms big as the daffodil in the purest hope of spring. My heart follows your trombone voice and leaps like a slug at the whisper of your name. The evening floats in on a great mynah wing. I am comforted by your sock that I carry into the twilight of dungeonbeams and hold next to my anus. I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of mercury. As my finger falls from my hat, it reminds me of your tricycle. In the quiet, I listen for the last meow of the day. My heated scrotum leaps to my tie. I wait in the moonlight for your secret kipper so that we may old as one, scrotum to scrotum, in search of the magnificient maroon and mystical elephant of love. Quality. Didnt know BS had his own site.

Probably, old chum. However, there is more than a grain of truth in what you say, and you say it very well indeed.