Lord Fellatio Nelson

She has to be the Worlds richest hippy. Imagine making a fortune out of selling Pigs snot and ground Beetle dung to the gullible public as health and beauty aids. Well it aint done her any good, shes ill and bloody ugly.

I once put all my worldly goods in the back of a tranny, but I went to Thailand to do so, not France... Happy hols, Cap'n! BHB BHB, I do hope your "wordly goods" had nothing to do with what hung between your thighs and as for putting said goods into the back of a tranny.......

Ah, Lady G, life begins today!! It utter cobblers actually. Have a wonderful birthday, whats left of it!!

I share your pain, OoO. I gave Pavarotti to my wife as a good pick for this year but didn't pick him myself. I guess I felt charitable as she hadn't had a hit since Fay Wray died on Aug 8 2004 Sounds like a bundle of fun in the Phantom house

When he goes Hair dye sales will plummet.

How about " Banshees Scream thinks he talks sense, but actually talks Bollocks." It would be a nice short and concise book, about two lines on a bit of bog paper.

Christ almighty, not only cant we light up in Pubs, at work, in our works vans and everywhere else, we cant even have a very old comedian talk about em!! What is the world coming to? I blame the queers.......

....conversely this one was dragged out of the bottom draw. How ya keeping BS?

...so you didnt like it then? Actually, that was a post out of the very top draw.

You are delightfully optimistic BHB. Realistically, however, you have two hopes of getting into the Champions League, Bob and No. I must congratulate the Villans on pissing off dear old Roman Abramovich, who left the ground faster than a Shithouse Rat when goal number 2 went in.

Its beyond a f*****g joke. The womans been dead for ten years FFS!!! All this memorial bollocks. Total Horseshit.

Yes. I remember it very well. Anyone know why he topped himself though? Was it Ted Moult who used to do the Everest double glazing adverts with a feather that showed how draft proof their windows were? No wonder he killed himself. Imagine being remembered for your exploits on Everest (adverts). That's him. Not long after I posted that I found this article which talks about his suicide (scroll down to the bottom). Not sure why his death interests me so much or why a thread for newbies has turned into a discussion of his death. Oh well http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/eastmidland...s10/week3.shtml What exactly did Ted Moult do?

I think its unlikely that Amy is going to murder her less famous husband then top herself. I dont see the Sex Pistols connection

Now thats a blinding story. Funniest thing was his solicitor stating : "He is at a loss to explain why he took the photographs." Well I know why he took them. He has a leg fetish and he enjoyed "strangling the python" why he looked at the pics. After being caught redhanded ( bet his hand was raw after all that knuckle shuffling) he should have had the decency to admit that he knew EXACTLY why he took the sodding Photos.

Id agree with 90% of what you have said CR except for lumping Charlize Theron in with the likes of Angelina Jolie regarding looks over talent. Owen Wilson will make a comeback and reinvent himself as a serious actor.

If by delightful you mean watching palm trees uproot and waves 20 feet high crash on the shore while you're stuck in the airport with 5000 other unwashed tourists who couldn't get a plane out I guess it is. 93 days left of hurricane season in the Atlantic. If that is the kind of Holiday D O G could expect than WTF are we waiting for? Lets get that Whip round going for his ticket.

I too would rather you were on a beach in the Caribbean with a beer in your hand, with absolutely no inclination to go anywhere near a computer.

Drat and double drat!! I would have got away with it if it wasnt for you pesky Mods!!

I have the utmost respect for anybody who can throw a load of crap into a pan, throw some wine onto it, throw copious amounts of wine down their neck, get pissed, and turn out a gastronomic delight at the end. Keith Floyd, you are a star.

This image seems almost too apposite. Now, I'm not a physicist, but... it's almost as if, refracted in some quantum way through the lens of the eternity of a warpable space-time continuum, BS's entire existence on this forum were, in fact, not only the precursor to, but also the result of the epiphany imbued upon us by Anubis' post. The soundtrack to this post can be found here. Thats quite impressive my dear. Now if you had been sober when composing that, it might have made a little more sense.

Happy birthday to you Captain.

I will tear your arm off at those odds CB! BS will be back, no doubt.

Well BS, for the record, I have a son who is, probably, about your age, is clearly more intelligent and more level headed than you will ever be. Do I give a flying f**k about what you thnk of me? No!! You do not have the intelligence or wit to cause me any bother. Im sure you have watched the US version of the Pop Idol genre ( American Idol ) and laughed at those wanabees who truly believe that their voice is better than everybody elses. Their belief in themselves is unshakable yet they sound like sh*t. Well, take a good look in the mirror my old son. Your audition as somebody who does pathos, wisdom, intelligence and humour has failed the judges. Sir, you are nothing more than talentless shite. Go back to your drink binges and your drug taking. Go back to the sewer where you belong. You are the King of Cockspanners A turd A pillock Sad.

That's right, dear, yes... you let it all out... all better now? You silly thing, dry your eyes and let me have a feel of those jubblies. only if you warm your hands first.

Windsor and I are not the best of cyber friends but, it must be said, I quite like the chap. He is never anybody but himself, take it or leave it. BS is, well, a pillock. The ultimate Room 101 article. Personally, this forum does need at least one pillock like him to appreciate our own good fortune, however, because of the bizzare behaviour of BS, any praise or hand of friendship given to female members here can now be viewed as anything from sycophantic to harrassment. For that, Banshees Scream you are a complete and total C**T!!!!!!!!!