Lord Fellatio Nelson

Cant this thread be locked till something actually happens? Either existing DL ers are re registering and trying to,but not succeeding in, being funny or we are being invaded by a current crop of true cock knockers.

My, my, she does look very deathly doesnt she! Amazing how her face seems to have elongated over the years to an almost grotesque mask like edifice. Lardy, my dear, that has to be one of the tackiest web based "celeb gossip" mags around. It actually makes OK magazine look classy.

All this "Is he?" or "Isnt he?" cobblers is getting boring now.

Mods who ever-so-subtly-and-wittily change members' sigs but who, in doing so, miss the point entirely because they don't understand any of the current DL in-jokes. Edit to add: Why do I *still* have a 20% warn level? Let's have it down to zero where it belongs, shall we? Darling, a 20% warn level means that you have been a naughty boy Wear it as a badge of honour. Love and kisses LFN

No it's Thursday going to be Friday man. It's a good night , a night for good people man. A night for good people man. Where situations interact. It's pleasant. I wish everybody could be naturally intoxicated. It would be a extravaganza. People would love one another, it would be the second coming of the world man. Life is to short to be uncertain. It's is to short to be undecided. Life is about appreciation and doing alright man. I hope your doing alright. I hope were all doing alright. We should all be alright. We should all be alright. What ever you are on BS, I want it NOW!!!!!

He just might if she's coloured them pink or sun blast orange. Ah, CP, quite true. That is a bit like the old and well worn story of the Punk Rocker girl going into Hospital for "delicate surgery". Her Green pubes, with the tatooed instruction of "Do not cut the grass" was under written by the surgeon with " Sorry we had to mow the lawn". Probably another one of those "true" tales that never was.

The presenter who is "friendly" with Cat Deeley? Are we talking "Rug Munching" or have I got the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

If Mr Average is busy having a munch of Mrs Average is he really going to give a Monkeys F**k what colour her pubes are? Thats taking grooming way too far.

What a strange post^^^. Read the whole thread....it's quite fun. That was tough going, but brilliant. Questions. Who was really who? Was BB also BC, if not who was BC and who were they linked to? Was BBC really ITV? WTF?!?

You in the Mafia then?

Now thats Horses**t. The things local councils will do to attract tourists is ridiculous.

PS: Dave, i want your jacket. It will go with me fishnets.

All things considered, they wernt that bad really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCE6bo1WjK8 Now im gonna dig out my flairs......

Oh goody, another micro celeb doing a charity walk. How f*cking original. 200 miles is hardly value for money is it. He sounds a bit of a cheapskate to me.

She will only go when she runs out of skin to stretch over her face. How many facelifts has that woman had? All those lifts and she was still as ugly as f***

.....and most of us "wish we wernt".

Help required please. For some reason today the name Atarah Ben Tovim entered my brain and it will not leave. I remember, as a boy, watching the schools programmes ( Remember " Stop Look And Listen" ) and she was on a series which got us all shaking plastic bottles with rice in it ( we wont get onto the rice to rice crispies debate ) and I remember the old chap called, I think James something who was as old as time back then ( early 70s) and who i saw pop up years later on Evelyn Glennies This is Your Life ( he was introduced as one of the worlds greatest percussionists). Questions: Wassisname? Did he get to the magic ton? Is he still alive?

Can you actually be sure of anything? I think he almost had us sure a while back, and as things read he sure had you. But let's take into perspective that the rumors which come around and go around aren't always honest, and they aren't always convincing either. The more you take up the rumors the more you realize they are fiction. The only real fact they offer is popularity. I guess the truth is never very popular now is it? Well, BS, I can certainly be sure of one thing. You talk Bollocks.

We've met? Quote: ...."so you can save your money and be your 'cheap usual self'...." I do hope that you are not saying that DLs very own and much loved "Cheeky Monkey" is an old Tight Wad.

FFS, the man is 85 years old, is there ANY point cutting back anything?

Can we be sure that he actually has seen it? Cuba is still very much a nation of the old traditions of Communism, you couldnt put it past them to do the old smoke and mirrors bit until they have a plan in place. I reckon he died a while back.

You've never been to Stafford then. You, clearly, are both very hard to please.

An absolute monstrosity of a game!! Less than 7 yards. Far too frustrating to play at this time of day.

......"Guess what?" " "I met Michael Barrymore yesterday" " He has invited me to a party at his house tonight, and he said that I could go in his Swimming Pool..............."