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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Could Queen Elizardbreath II's grip on the national media be waning at last? Or is this one last act of vengeance from Murdoch before he carks it? This is hilarious stuff. What it really proves again is that Britain (and the world) was lucky that Ed VIII reigned for less than a year... Lizzy was just seven, so she can't blamed for the gesture, but I'm surprised that her mum was teaching her a nazi salute. Naughty naughty Queen Mum... If I had been a member of the Royal Family, I would have destroyed the original footage ages ago, but definitely no later than 1940. It's so compromising, and it could have damaged the Royal Family's reputation if someone had published it in the early 1940s. Then we would talk about the United Republick... So i guess you haven't heard of the disgusting things the queen mum used to get up to then right ? I agree this is something and nothing if someone had told me to give a nazi salute when i was 7 or if my parents were doing it chances i would of too. Aye, she was a bit of a gal. Mebee she knew whether Hitler only had one ball.......
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    Billy Connolly

    Hmmmmm. He could easily play the tambourine or maracas................slowly.
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    Room 101

    Well that's two big fuck off whinges. Have you kicked a cat yet?
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    Greville Janner

    I take it he never uttered those immortal words 'Come and sit on uncle Grevilles knee' to you?
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    May I Perchance Rant?

    So are you............unless this is your 2nd/22nd account.
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    Sir John Hurt

    I saw him and, yes, I agree, it looks grim. You don't BEAT cancer, you merely ( if you are lucky) put it off for as long as you can. I believe that the survival rate for Hurts cancer is low, certainly not as 'survivable' as a whole plethora of other types.
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    Robert Mugabe

    Looks like change is close, they wouldn't have still been alive to say that at one time.
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    Greville Janner

    Im not having a go fella, If Sacha Baron Cohen can sing 'Throw the Jew down the well' as Borat....... Im being overly sensitive.
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    Robert Mugabe

    Yeah but any reporting has to be done from across the border. That means getting any kind of concrete news is a bit difficult.
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    Greville Janner

    I knew who he was, he was a fairly prominent MP, I think he was part of the 'rentaquote' mob that the press could rely on to give opinions and/or reactions to Political events and stuff. The reality will be that he will be assessed and he will be deemed unfit for trial. The 'sent for trial' bollocks is purely to appease those that think he has gotten away with it. Edit: Im not sure what the fuck being a jew has got to do with anything. Its operation YEWtree and the people who have been imprisoned, charged, arrested and questioned have come from all faiths. You could have picked a better tag line.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    She hasn't being dead for years as last December Zsa Zsa's daughter released Photos of her Mum looking terrible(who would of thought that less than a month later it would be her daughter Francesca that died) also the fact that Prinz Frederic Von Anhalt has been to court and lost Conservatorship of Zsa Zsa's health care and finance last month means she must still be alive somehow as surely the courts would want proof that she is still alive. I think she is being kept alive by high amounts of drugs as by all accounts she has Severe Dementia, has high blood pressure, is partly paralysed, deaf, Blind, had one leg amputated, has previously coughed up blood and had problems with her lungs as well as all sorts of crap i have probably forgotten, eventually the drugs are bound to stop working and she will die i predict she will finally die on the 3rd April 2021. Dear God!!!! I KNOW she isn't dead and I doubt very much that her husband gets into his fucking Reliant Robin ( disabled badge on the dashboard) every Wednesday to go down to Cleethorpes main Post Office to collect her pension!! What the fuck is going on with this place????????
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    She has probably been dead for years. Thing is hubby is still able to toddle off to the Post Office every Wednesday, Zsa Zsas pension book in hand.............................
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Well, people can live for a very long time as (practically) vegetables. Ariel Sharon was in a Permanent Vegetative State after a massive stroke from 2006 until his death in 2014. Terry Schiavo was in a PVS for 15 years (and could have lived even longer if her life support wasn't discontinued in 2005), Sunny von Bülow lived in a PVS for 28 years (until her death at 76). Basically, what you need is a feeding tube, some nurses and some luck. Of course, it would be harder to notice if the patient had other serious diseases (since they wouldn't be able to tell you about their symptoms), but they could go on for years. Just like Sharon, Zsa Zsa had at least two strokes a decade ago and she is old enough to suffer from several age-related illnesses that would adversely affect her cognitive capabilities (dementia, Alzheimer's). When she was a bit younger, she was always craving for attention and even now it'd seem likely that she'd occasionally give interviews. Of course, we know that von Anhalt had blocked visitors from her but now that he lost his conservatorship, he wouldn't be able to deny access to her if she was able to talk to people. Thank fuck for that!! We have Dr Hilary Jones on here!!!!
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    I Miss Badegg

    Dunno but that was a fucking good name! Yes, Im glad I wasn't the only one that thought that, loved the avatar too, all round nice guy or so he seemed.
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    I Miss Badegg

    Whatever happened to Dead O'Gonner? I remember he got hounded a bit but was he just another one of the regulars with more than one account or was he a REAL, ya know, PERSON?????
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    Darwin Awards

    It makes you wonder what goes through peoples' minds. The public safety videos were enough to scare me to not mess around with fireworks. Well in the first story, a big fuck off firework!!
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    Kirk Douglas

    Kirk Douglas was last married to her in 1951!!!!! Not like they had any recent history, is it..........
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    Robert Mugabe

    Interesting, there's also mention of a cabinet post that might have gone to Grace Mugabe but now someone else gets it. The succession fights are starting. Id be surprised if there wasn't a military coup when the old bastard dies.
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    Darwin Awards

    http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Aye, you and me both, mebbe be comparing late charger notes over a pint at the DLCon, or summat. Well if, where and when and all that, yeah I haven't attended one for a good few years so it sounds like a good idea.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Ive got a few corkers lined up, I reckon, mebee, by October, I shall be charging up da rails or summat.
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    Toupee or not Toupee....that is the question

    That's sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Personally its a BK every time over a Maccy D and, at my age, even a BJ. Mind you, given the choice, I fucking LOVE KFC, I can eat them until they are coming out of every orifice.
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    Handy, there are times when you come out with stuff on here, some titbit of info or summat, and I think 'fucking hell! All good Handy, keep up the good work!
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    A unique pick bonus could be heading Handrejka's way - Holly Woodlawn is very unwell, suffering from 'lesions' on the lungs and brain. This site is raising cash for her nursing care...and funeral I won't ask how anyone would have known of her, much less her. Crazy. I've no business being on the same Web page. SC Handy is no ORDINARY DLer like most of us.....
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    Toupee or not Toupee....that is the question

    Erm, his hair is his own, albeit, thin and backcombed to make it look healthy.
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