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    Margaret Thatcher

    Yes, its certainly gone downhill. Maybe with all those Bulgarians and Romanians due to come over they can be gainfully employed to scrape hardened fecal matter off of the bogs and make PROPER Egg sarnies.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    What countries? Scargill fucked THOUSANDS of his own members because he made it personal. And Thatcher didn't? She wanted a ruck and she got it. There would have been a strike in 1981, but Thatcher backed down (yes, stand back in amazement, she actually compromised on something) as she wasn't in a strong position to take the miners on, who were always the target after the 1974 strike. Post-Falklands, with the police armed and charmed to the tits, then she was ready. Scargill the eejit went on strike without a vote... I dont disagree with you. She wanted to break the unions and the unions had only themselves to blame, fuck, people spent more time on strike and secondary picketing than at work. I dont think she was entirely responsible for inheriting a country that was on its knees. Scargill. You have made the point i was hoping Sharon would explain, I mean, what would have happened if he had played the game? I think its been said before, shit management and union leaders on a mission fucked the country up in the 70s, maybe they need to be blamed for Thatchers rise to power.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    What countries? Scargill fucked THOUSANDS of his own members because he made it personal. Sigh..... Scotland, northern Ireland, Wales, Argentina and even en@and. Want more ? No, what you have given isnt overly relevent. Northern Ireland is historical and even Thatcher cant be blamed for that, Wales? What about it? Scotland? Who gives a fuck. Argentina? Maybe they shouldnt have invaded the FALKLANDS. Now what about Scargill?
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    Margaret Thatcher

    What countries? Scargill fucked THOUSANDS of his own members because he made it personal.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Hahahahahaha!!! Nowt wrong with a Tabloid rag!! I read the Mirror for years, thats gotta be worse!!!
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    Margaret Thatcher

    How very strange. I wonder how many people will be bringing out the bunting when Scargill dies? If ever there was a man who fucked his own members up the arse, it was him, wasnt it. A man on a mission, a man who wanted to take on Thatcher but was too fucking stupid to do it by the book. There was only going to be one winner. Anybody who remembers the 70s, the three day week, power cuts, flying pickets, perpetual strikes and a labour Government owned by the unions wont be pissing on her grave. Sure, there is a multitude of things that i detest her for doing but there are many things im grateful for. Before she came to power we were a fucking joke of a country, skint, inept and dying on our arses. She changed the whole fucking landscape, not all for the better but a damn sight better than it was. Love her or hate her she was a Political giant that made this country relevant on the World stage and thats where we needed to be and still need to be unless you want to be Slovakia or summat. Look at what we have now, a massive bunch of wankers in charge, slightly less massive in the w***er department than the last Government. Its what happens when you have wishy washy Politics.
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    Nelson Mandela

    Unless you have some form of medical qualification your opinion is worthless Oh, I dunno. What medical qualification does one need to venture an opinion that a 94 year old who has been hospitalised,IIRC, three times since December, is on their way out? Its not like its a case for fuggin Quincy, is it!! Anyway, I reckon its all a Castro type smoke and mirrors thingy, he hasnt been seen in public since the World Cup in South Africa so its pretty obvious that he is already well and truly deaded and they are just preparing the people or summat. It was more his prediction of 2 years that vexed me, how the fuck would he know?? Thats fair enough, mind you they did say over the next year or two. Id be amazed if its over the next one or two weeks, to be fair.
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    Nelson Mandela

    Unless you have some form of medical qualification your opinion is worthless Oh, I dunno. What medical qualification does one need to venture an opinion that a 94 year old who has been hospitalised,IIRC, three times since December, is on their way out? Its not like its a case for fuggin Quincy, is it!! Anyway, I reckon its all a Castro type smoke and mirrors thingy, he hasnt been seen in public since the World Cup in South Africa so its pretty obvious that he is already well and truly deaded and they are just preparing the people or summat.
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    Bernard Cribbins

    Pointless P.B I tried that "Stay Hard" spray in my youth and it was utterly fucking useless. Its our age. I misread youth for mouth there Hey, you may be onto something Toastie! Rebrand and repackage a "Stay Hard oral spray for lesbians" The shelves of Ann Summers would be cleared of the stuff within a day.
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    Bernard Cribbins

    Pointless P.B I tried that "Stay Hard" spray in my youth and it was utterly fucking useless. Its our age.
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    Room 101

    Whats it like? Imagine a City full of big hirsute men that just want to bend you over and put their willies into your tradesmans entrance. Tell you what, after they have given you a good seeing to and you spend the next month having to sit on a rubber ring, you will welcome a blow job with open arms.
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    Denis Healey

    He takes me back to those long gone times of a Labour Government in the 70s and Franklin, the Sun newspapers cartoonist. Was it really that long ago?
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    Room 101

    Well now she's moved in, you've kissed goodbye to blow jobs. In fact, I'll bet right at this very minute, she's on the sofa in her onesie, picking her nose and farting. It's all downhill from here, Dave. Dont judge people by your own high standards.
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    Bernadette Nolan

    That is disgusting , Some evil f##kers in this world. While I wouldnt wish to put the members of this forum under the rocks alongside thieiving scum, I do feel that a degree of caution should be exercised when discussing "morality". Im not sure that we are THAT much higher up the morality ladder when we are discussing whether this woman will or wont die and whether certain individuals will be scoring fucking points if she does! Im sure her family and friends would be chuffed to bits about that. I'd say theres quite a big difference between the likes of us speculating about people who may die soon (which is doubtless insensitive and offensive to some) and those who go ransacking the homes of the recently deceased. What we do is ultimately of no real consequence, it may be offensive to some but nobody gets hurt at the end of the day Sure, there is a difference, I didnt say there wasnt. I was merely suggesting that, instead of showing our disgust at vermin who burgle peoples property when a member of that family is dying, we keep our heads down and recognise that it would be emotionally upsetting for a dying loved ones to know that people are speculating on that persons time of death and that their impending death forms part of a game. While a third party may consider it insensitive and offensive, which doesnt matter, the people closest to her may feel the same, maybe even the person dying and, lets be honest, that DOES matter. Sometimes its better to fly under the radar There is no morality in burglary and there isnt much more in dead pooling, both can be deeply upsetting for the people on the end of it,right? Anyway, Ive not picked her so i will get fook all points.
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    Room 101

    Conjunctions? Is that not something to do with your eyes? Never fear C.A, the Grammar Police will be kicking your door in shortly. PS: Maybe If you hadnt handcuffed his mother to the radiator she would be able to get out?
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    Been To Any Good Gigs Lately?

    To quote the late great Dan Maskell. You are as cool as a cucumber.
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    Bernadette Nolan

    That is disgusting , Some evil f##kers in this world. While I wouldnt wish to put the members of this forum under the rocks alongside thieiving scum, I do feel that a degree of caution should be exercised when discussing "morality". Im not sure that we are THAT much higher up the morality ladder when we are discussing whether this woman will or wont die and whether certain individuals will be scoring fucking points if she does! Im sure her family and friends would be chuffed to bits about that.
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    Bernadette Nolan

    You do know that some criminals specialise in perusing the death announcements for information, then go and burgle the homes of the deceased and chief mourners during the funeral? We've always made sure that someone is in the house during family funerals for this reason. There's always someone who asks if there's "anything I can do", or someone who is glad of an excuse not to go. It sounds like you have a funeral at least once a week by the sound of it Toastie..
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    James Bond 007 (Connery/Moore/Villains etc)

    I always thought it was acknowledged that the very worst Bond film was "The Man with the Golden Gun". I liked View To A Kill, sure Moore looked ancient but it was a pretty good plot and, sort of, did what Bond films do best, entertain! Anyway, talking of "The Man with the Golden Gun" how is Christopher Lee these days?
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    Room 101

    Biggest softest shite! I'm now finding that comment quite misplaced thanks very much. I've previously impressed myself as having been quite hard and a facing down a number of risks. Continuing to work within an area just the other side of a wall, when where abouts had been cleared by the police and bomb squad because of a suspected IRA device. Walking about in parts of Africa, where big cats were around and about (large paw prints very evident in the dirt). And decking a boss of mine who was taking the piss too much. Not so soft...bit touchy though, thanks! Oh, Ali, you know what I mean! You're a lovely, lovely fellow and I will not hear a word against you, you big cuddly bear, you What are you saying? He is a big hairy bugger with a short temper?
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    Patrick Macnee

    I know what you mean. It must be our age. When we were younger we could have got a stiffy looking through the female underwear section of a Freemans catalogue let alone a well thumbed copy of Womans Weekly. Mind you, I never got mine out while flicking through the said pages in Sainsburys.
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    Fidel Castro

    Has he been deaded yet?
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    Jimmy Savile

    Im getting bored shitless with all of this!!! Anyway, im mighty glad to see that the Beeb are continuing the TOTP theme into the year of 1978. Pity I didnt find out till last fuggin week tho.
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    Room 101

    I agree. R.A is one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. Dont give up so easily Syd. It helps greatly not to give a fuck, or summat. PS: Its deregister and not de reegister..
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    No, the actual joke is that Miranda ripped off a format, tweaked it here and there and sold it as her own brilliant idea. Im sure, once Valerie Harper has gone, nobody will ever be reminded that " Miranda" is a fucking piss poor Rhoda. PS: Valerie Harper was fuggin fit too unlike Miranda Hart or summat. I think Miranda Hart is quite funny. Actually, so do I. Well, she WAS funny when her show was new and fresh but the last series was a bit wank IMHO and needed putting to sleep a tad earlier than when the series actually finished. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. She was funny in Not Going Out, but that's probably because of Lee Mack's talents rather than her own. She has never been funny since then. Whoever commissioned her show needs to shoot themselves in the face. I take it you aint no fan of hers then?
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