Lord Fellatio Nelson

Fucking hell!!! Its not like the commitee climbed Everest or discovered life on Saturn or owt, is it? They all went to the Pub, got ratfaced and wrote the names of 50 very old/and/or ill people on a bit of bog roll.

No,although ive heard the song its before even my time!! Honor is 87 years old and, going by the last time I saw her, I still would.

Why the fuck did you think I went to make a cup of tea!!!!!!

So, Glenn's dead, then? Genn Miller was killed in a plane crash in 1944. CNN has the story http://www.cnn.com/2...-musician-obit/ No he wasnt. He died of a heart attack while having the "Full English breakfast" in a French brothel in 1944. So there.

Well Ive taken a few days off to work on my lil old classic car. Unfortunately its absolutely pissing it down, so I cant. I dunno whether thats a bad thing or a good thing.

Well i had a look.......then decided to go and make a cup of tea.

Andrex now want to know if you "scrunch" or "fold". What the fuck is wrong with them? Does it matter? Why not just ask "How do you wipe the shit from your arse?" Do they REALLY think that a Scrunch or Fold choice puts wiping arseholes into the same ball park as tucking napkins into your fuggin top to stop you spilling soup down your best shirt? Wankers!

On the basis that our very own Stanley Unwin Scream is, as yet, unavailable ( he cannot get out of his strat jacket) to explain, I shall have a stab at it. Basically, they have reduced the packaging, its weight and the energy used to manufacture it. Because of this,so we are told, the consumer still gets the same quantity if deodorant as before. This, in turn, reduces overall costs to the manufacturer allowing them to spend THIRTEEN MILLION POUNDS on an advertising campaign to tell us so...

Thats possibly because, despite the fact that we THINK we are smarter than the average knob head, we are just nut jobs or summat. Its no big deal, the whole World is fucking mad anyway.

To be fair, I have only ever known her to look like she was dead anyway. I cant remember seeing anybody look so emaciated and skeletal.

The Monkey is back!

Was he the Worlds worst husband? Compared to who? Josef Fritzel? Like i said, he is a child, he has tantrums, he misbehaves and he married somebody that knew all of that all too well but the smell of fame and money won the day. As a player he may have been a liability but what a liability!! I dont know many football supporters of any club persuasion who wouldnt happily have walked a fuggin long way and happily paid to go and watch Gazza. Thats the thing, you want a bit of passion, excitement, genius and brilliance or do you want 90mins of Scotty Parker? I think the days of mental illness "is yer own fuggin fault" have long, long gone. The child needs some open arms to run in to.

Thank you. Yes i could have used the report button but, I didnt think to! This place is such a broad church that I dont think many of us have even needed to consider using it. All's well that ends well.

I hope he doesnt. He got royally fucked over by his Ex wife, slagged off by his step daughter who STILL uses his surname to "get on" and all he ever wanted was to play football. He is a child in a mans body and he has been shat on left right and centre by people that should have known better.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover. I used to swear by a Big Mac, fries and a Coca Cola. Then I quit drinking. lol Was it JUST Coca Cola or did you drop a lil something into it too?

I certainly can. Will you now keep all this sectarian bollocks and bigotry off of the forum too? Please dont say that you dont know WTF im on about, im not the only person to have noticed it, im fucking amazed its been let go for so long. I didnt think id have to lay this many clues.....

I declare Ed Kock the most significant death of 2013 thus far. That won't hold for the entire year I am pretty sure but I can't think of anyone else of greater importance that has died in the world so far this year, being a former mayor for 12 years of New York City, one of the biggest cities in the world, arguably the financial capital of the world and the home of the United Nations is a big deal. I declare that this forum is not America centric so, to that end, he is NOT the most significant death of the year "so far" So there.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover. Oh don't be so melodramatic! Never heard of Alka Seltzer?? Where do you think you are, 1972?

Worse. Joiners. Aye, fair enough. Good job they wern't Protestants, eh!!

Was it ***** and/or *** ***** that scored against them? Just wondering, like.

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all . Really? Is it really? Because I've got a fucking UBER hangover right now, and laughing is not helping it one little bit. Actually, in your case ( and mahoosive hangovers in general) no, laughter will not help you at all. Death might, its quite possibly the only thing that is preferable to the pain and body shut down of a hangover.

I tell you what i think. Everytime I read one of your posts I can see this fella on the other end, typing away. I saw this fella a good few years back live and uncut, fucking brilliant!

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times! I don't have enough medication for that. Laughter is the best medicine of all .

So you do care then? See, you have to read his posts more than a few times because, if you only read it once, the sheer overwhelming incredulity doesnt hit you between the eyes like a sledge hammer. Go on, read it a few more times!

5 points?!?!?! I demand a fuggin recount!!!! Lets have a look... Opens book... Finds the page... Looks at your entry... Now you sent me twelve names then chose to leave out Rolf Harris and Billy Graham (5th and 6th names on your list...) Lucky you sent me that email to confirm your list in time... If you hadn't then Patty Andrews would have been a narrow miss! Lucky to have those 5 points... You are all heart, arent you!