Lord Fellatio Nelson

Do you wish me all the best too?

O I make sense. In fact I'm very clear like crystals. It's to bad Louis Braille couldn't see that clear but we are all born with challenges! So Monoclinic drop your purse and grab your hips and listen and bring your attention right on the money because people in real life don't use this English or maybe I should just call it a language!! Alright it's just the name of the thread and I didn't lose any sleep over it. It's just unusual that's all. It's just not everyday. It's not very common. That's all. This is the clearest evidence yet that the linguistic legend Stanley Unwin is still with us.

I promise I had nothing to do with this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6900893.stm Are you sure? Really, really sure?

Ever get the feeling that you have arrived at a party just as ever other bugger was leaving?

I fully intend to next month

I dont know what all the fuss is about. When I was a boy I used to fall off my bike all the time!! I was always a mass of grazes and torn jeans, I never moaned about it though. And the Aussies have the cheek to call us whinging poms!!

Many thanks for that. Well he does seem an awfully lot closer to his maker now. One serious Operation this year and he was still on the piss days after he was discharged. I dont think he has the constitution of George Best, he will be gone next year.

Well Ive done a search and I cant find Paul Gascoigne on here. Either Im a twat ( more than likely) or nobody has picked up on this alcoholic shambles who isnt looking too rosy. That leads me to the second point. If its not in the rules, how come every pick on the Deathlist is so bloody old? Isnt it a bit like shooting fish in a barrel? Perhaps you need to have a couple of picks under the age of Alzheimers.

This thread has suddenly shot off into an all the more enjoyable direction

Ok, it is perceived that the Advert is, perhaps, a little " Spooky". What about those complete plums who think its a spiffing idea to record their last will and testament for viewing by their loved ones after they have died? What kind of twisted logic would persuade somebody to do that to people they love? Of course if it was a message of spite it could work beautifully...................

I dont think this thread should be allowed to die just yet considering the superb detective work by Mono. Harry, you are too modest. As you were one of the "seminal" donors to this site, this first thread should be framed and hung...............a long way away from here mind, but hung never the less. I salute you Sir.

Id give a certain Deathlister the number for Rampton Hospital because they so desperately need it...........

Spooky? Thousands of posts on here discussing which celeb will die first and you think that advert is Spooky? Bizarre. Yes, but he's already dead Is he? He aint looking too bad for a dead un!

Spooky? Thousands of posts on here discussing which celeb will die first and you think that advert is Spooky? Bizarre.

What on earth is controversial about wanting Kate Winslett to snuff it? She has an inexplicable number of fans. Well theres two of us that arent!! We should campaign for the silent majority that cant stand the mare..................

What on earth is controversial about wanting Kate Winslett to snuff it?

Strike a light! I thought "No Badgers In My Wood" was just a eupemism used by Lesbians to fend off unwanted male advances This is a wonderfully educational site, isnt it!!

Did they ever catch "Son of Sam?"

Waddya mean? He got a whole bloody page in the Telegraph. I thought it was overkill just slightly. The Telegraph?! f**k me Godot, do you think Im that posh? I will redirect the thrust of my statement. The Tabloids ( for thickies like me ) didnt make a big deal of it......

His death didnt exactly fire off a wave of tributes did it. " Any holes a goal" Melly who couldnt sing, couldnt dance and had the dress sense of Helen Keller has left the Earth with an obituary slightly smaller than Jeremy Beadles withered hand. Poor old sod.

He's a talentless w**ker, I would happily spend the rest of my life aiming kicks at his annoying face . Viscious and necessary.

Are you saying that The Drifters, on a Hotel Gig tour this summer somewhere on a Med Island are not the REAL Drifters? Im crushed!

Makes you wonder what? Is he all wrinkly? Is he sitting in his own wee? Does Mr Drabble dribble? All these questions will soon be answered..........................................

Jimmy Carr. A complete w**ker. Sven Goran Eriksson. A man who will surely f*** Man City likes hes f****d his way through the Z to Z of ugly women. Elton John. One ugly munter with a sh*t wig. Christiano Ronaldo. A spotty, cheating bastard of a shitbag. Break a leg son, better still break em both Barry "Cillit Bang" Scott . Die!!