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Sat 1 Jun 33 John Newman — Love Me Again 33 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know +2 31 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 30 Little Mix — Wings 30 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 29 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 29 Coldplay — Paradise 28 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La 26 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It +1 26 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium +1 26 Jessie J — Domino 26 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 25 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 25 Daft Punk ft. Pharrel Williams — Get Lucky 24 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 24 Rihanna — Diamonds 23 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 23 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 23 Avicii — Wake Me Up 23 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 22 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 22 Katy Perry — Roar 22 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 22 Lorde — Royals -6 21 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 21 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 21 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 17 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 17 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 16 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 16 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 16 Tulisa — Young 15 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop  14 Martin Garrix — Animals 13 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name

Sat 1 Jun 39 David Bowie - Sound and Vision +4 30 Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love 26 Status Quo - Rockin’ All Over the World 24 The Four Seasons - Silver Star 24 ABBA - Money, Money, Money 23 Boney M - Sunny 22 The Chi-Lites - You Don’t Have to Go 21 Manuel and the Music of the Mountains - Rodrigo’s Guitar Concerto de Aranjuez 21 The Miracles - Love Machine 21 David Dundas - Jeans On 20 The Wurzels - I Am a Cider Drinker 20 Mike Oldfield - Portsmouth 17 Barry Biggs - Sideshow 14 Robin Sarstedt - My Resistance is Low 13 John Miles - Music -6 12 Rod Stewart - You’re in My Heart 08 Berni Flint - I Don’t Want to Put a Hold On You 08 Hank Mizell - Jungle Rock

My next target selected

I think he looks ..... unenthusiastic.

My worry is that the general public is too thick and/or unaware of why things are as bad as they are. Bit of a spat the other day on local Facebook page about strimming of footpaths, and everybody blaming the council for it not being done. "They haven't done anything for years, useless bastards" etc. I polnted out that there's no money because the corrupt Tories have sucked everything dry and trousered billions of our money between them and their cronies. Didn't draw a single response or even a 'like'.

Maybe he's not working with Netflix.

I know.

No, there's something on IMDB listed as Upcoming. Seems to be a 13 episode series currently titled 'Unrecorded Night'.

Fri 31 May 27 David Bowie - Sound and Vision +4 24 Manuel and the Music of the Mountains - Rodrigo’s Guitar Concerto de Aranjuez 22 Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love 21 Boney M. - Sunny 21 The Four Seasons - Silver Star 21 ABBA - Money, Money, Money 20 The Miracles - Love Machine 20 Robin Sarstedt - My Resistance is Low 20 David Dundas - Jeans On 20 The Chi-Lites - You Don’t Have to Go 20 The Wurzels - I Am a Cider Drinker 20 Mike Oldfield - Portsmouth 20 Barry Biggs - Sideshow 20 Showaddywaddy - When 20 Barbra Streisand - Evergreen (Love Theme from “A Star is Born”) 20 Status Quo - Rockin’ All Over the World 14 Rod Stewart - You’re in My Heart 14 Hank Mizell - Jungle Rock 14 Berni Flint - I Don’t Want to Put a Hold On You 14 John Miles - Music -6

I can't stop myself reading it as kerfuffle.

Fri 31 May 74 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 43 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 34 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 19 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 18 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 14 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil +4

Fri 31 May 30 Little Mix — Wings 29 John Newman — Love Me Again  +1 29 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know +1 28 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 28 Coldplay — Paradise 27 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 27 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 25 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It +1 25 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium +1 24 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La 24 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 23 Lorde — Royals -6 23 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 23 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 23 Rihanna — Diamonds  23 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 23 Daft Punk ft. Pharrel Williams - Get Lucky 22 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 22 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 22 Jessie J — Domino 22 Avicii — Wake Me Up  22 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 21 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 21 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 21 Katy Perry — Roar 21 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Tulisa — Young 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 19 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 17 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop  17 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 16 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 15 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 14 James Arthur — Impossible 13 Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz — Talk Dirty 13 Robbie Williams — Candy 08 Eminem ft. Rihanna — The Monster  06 One Direction — One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11kvk1je4o If only.

Thu 30 May 27 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know +1 26 Lorde — Royals 24 Little Mix — Wings 24 John Newman — Love Me Again 24 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 24 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 23 Coldplay — Paradise 23 Katy Perry — Roar 23 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 23 Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams — Get Lucky 23 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium +1 23 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It +2 22 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La 22 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 22 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 22 Rihanna — Diamonds 22 Swedish House Mafia ft. John Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 21 Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz — Talk Dirty 21 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 21 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 21 Jessie J — Domino 21 Avicii — Wake Me Up 21 OneRepublic — Counting Stars 21 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 21 Duke Dumont ft. A*M*E — Need U (100 Percent) 21 Avicii Vs. Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 20 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 20 Tulisa — Young 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 20 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 Robbie Williams — Candy 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 James Arthur — Impossible 20 The Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 20 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 19 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop 17 Sam & The Womp — Bom Bom 15 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful 14 One Direction — One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) 14 Eminem ft. Rihanna — The Monster 09 The Script ft. Will.I.Am — Hall Of Fame 06 Psy — Gangnam Style -6

Thu 30 May 75 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 37 Lulu — The Man Who Sold The World 35 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 28 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble +4 19 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 14 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love  10 Slade - Bangin’ Man

Simulation here. Pretty grim! https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=yYfrU5WrYu0

Nothing wrong with "My give-a-fucks are on vacation" although I would say "My give-a-fucks are on holiday". although

That's not what a "Portillo moment" is though.

Wed 29 May 26 Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know +4 25 Lorde — Royals 24 John Newman — Love Me Again 23 Carly Rae Jepsen — Call Me Maybe 23 Psy — Gangnam Style 22 David Guetta ft. Sia — Titanium 22 Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith — La La La 22 Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida — Troublemaker 22 Lily Allen — Somewhere Only We Know 22 Miley Cyrus — Wrecking Ball 22 Rihanna — Diamonds 22 Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams — Get Lucky 21 Coldplay — Paradise 21 Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX — I Love It 21 Florence & The Machine — Spectrum 21 Cheryl Cole — Call My Name 21 Jessie J — Domino 21 Swedish House Mafia ft. Martin — Don’t You Worry Child 21 Avicii — Wake Me Up 21 One Republic — Counting Stars 21 Katy Perry — Roar 20 Flo Rida — Good Feeling 20 Cover Drive — Twilight 20 DJ Fresh ft. Rita Ora — Hot Right Now 20 Katy Perry — Part Of Me 20 Chris Brown — Turn Up The Music 20 Tulisa — Young 20 Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah — R.I.P. 20 Fun ft. Janelle Monae — We Are Young 20 Rudimental ft. John Newman — Feel The Love 20 Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — Payphone 20 Will.I.Am ft. Eva Simons — This Is Love 20 Wiley ft. Ms D — Heatwave 20 Rita Ora — How We Do (Party) 20 Little Mix — Wings 20 Ne-Yo — Let Me Love You 20 Script ft. Will.I.Am — Hall Of Fame 20 Calvin Harris & Florence Welch — Sweet Nothing 20 Robbie Williams — Candy 20 One Direction — Little Things 20 Gabrielle Aplin — The Power Of Love 20 James Arthur — Impossible 20 Justice Collective — He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother 20 Will.I.Am ft. Britney Spears — Scream & Shout 20 Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement — Get Up (Rattle) 20 Macklemore ft. Ryan Lewis & Wanz — Thrift Shop 20 Avicii Vs Nicky Romero — I Could Be The One 20 Justin Timberlake — Mirrors 20 The Saturdays ft. Sean Paul — What About Us 20 Duke Dumont ft. Ame — Need U (100 Percent) 20 Rudimental ft. Ella Eyre — Waiting All Night 20 Miley Cyrus — We Can’t Stop 20 Ellie Goulding — Burn 20 Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz — Talk Dirty 20 Storm Queen — Look Right Through 20 Martin Garrix — Animals 20 Calvin Harris ft. Alesso & Hurts — Under Control 20 Sam Bailey — Skyscraper 17 Sam & The Womp — Bom Bom 15 Labrinth ft. Emeli Sande — Beneath Your Beautiful -6 14 One Direction — One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks) 14 Eminem ft. Rihanna — The Monster 12 Gary Barlow ft. Commonwealth Band — Sing There's a lot here that I don't know, but I will start by penalising a glaring grammatical error.

From what I can gather she drew a distinction between prejudice and racism which I think should have made for an interesting discussion. I don't agree with that, but we ought to be able to talk about these things without being labelled racist or anti--semitist or whatever.

Wed 29 May 73 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House +4 37 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 34 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 32 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run 31 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 30 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 17 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 16 Slade - Bangin’ Man 06 Kenny - The Bump -6

Wed 29 May 88 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 82 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 76 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 70 Owl City — Fireflies 59 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 55 Cee Lo Green — Forget You 18 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) -6 14 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes