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No, no! SHE wasn't good enough, that's why he's been shagging me! Hasn't she had most of herself cut off now?

Suing the magazine seems a bit extreme.

Aha, now I have heard of him. Wore a weird mask, didn't he.

Has Cameron? Of course he has. For a pint of Black Wych by the look of it.

My mate who's damn near rabid in his love of Dr Cooper Clark is also pant-wettingly excited at the album with Hugh Cornwell The Bard of Salford is a good gig, right? Oh, indeed, and it would have been rude not to go. Support act Luke Wright was excellent too.

Just noticed that the swear filter f uckery extended to my signature.

Yes. As long as TMIB knows.

I wish we knew where Hein is.

The link embedding on this site is janoo keck. If you click on 'quote' it comes up and you can copy and paste. I posted how to fix the swearing filter problem but no one seems bothered to fix it. Alternatively you can post the youtube link in the little linky whatsit box (like you do when you want a link to appear as words) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w1YViLhc0U

I often forget to put stuff in here, but I went to see Echo and the Bunnymen a couple of weeks ago. Twas a good night out. Other gigs I have been to this year but not mentioned here are: Marianne Faithfull Peter Hook & The Light John Cooper Clarke Augustines

It can't be her. Bluejay laughed at my joke.

Fewer! Did Stannis Baratheon die in vain?

The bandage says he's either had a blood test (a very common procedure for all sorts of reasons) or he's recently been a blood donor. He looks OK to me. He'll probably die tomoorow now i've said that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAr8CqBqggY First ever live performance, allegedly

You will fit in well here. That's what I thought it said at first glance Welcome BJ

Because they insist on calling it 9/11, I'm always mildly surprised when this comes up in September, because my brain naturally thinks November.

Two Princes in one year

FTFY

So he's another tease.

Amen to that.

FTFY. Just a small editing mistake. FTFY. Must try harder.

There are no words. "Monica Riley, who is a model"

Curry On My Wayward Son There'll be peace when you are gone. SC Korma Korma Korma Korma Korma Chameleon You came and went ....

Wow, I never knew this. I assumed the dog had attacked her viciously. In a 2012 interview, she said she didn't remember the night her dog attacked her as she had taken an overdose of sleeping pills prior and lost consciousness. She awoke in a pool of blood with her dog, Tania, beside her. The dog had attempted to wake her by gnawing at her face. FFS, what happened to licking? Clearly licking didn't work. So it escalated. You or I would probably have tried throwing a bowl of ice cold water over the sleeper, then if that didn't work, call an ambulance or drive them to casualty. Dog couldn't do that.