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Niemeyer. No reason.

That pretty well describes most of the cars I've had when I've finally been forced to replace them.

Is this the same country where they recently emptied an entire reservoir because somebody pissed in it? but a dead body in in a swimming pool for 2 days is OK? From the context I think this must mean "visited". Horrible English (or slack editing) from the BBC.

Jo Whiley. Simpering smug cow. And all of those brainless wastes of space that the BBC wastes our licence money on sends to Glastonbury. They have nothing of interest or intelligence to impart. I just want to see the bands.

Aha. First points for my theme team. RIP Arthur.

What nonsense. Everybody knows they're somewhere in Africa with Jim Morrison.