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Margaret Thatcher is your grandmother's cousin as well? What an amazing coincidence.

Can he account for his whereabouts at the time? SttG is a she, shurely? Anyway, well done her. Unique pick, if I'm not mistaken.

Speaking of Jordan, I went to a funeral yesterday and all three hymns contained references to her. Bring us safe through Jordan (Thine be the glory) When I tread the verge of Jordan (Guide me O Thou great Redeemer) and worst of all While Jordan rolled between (There is a land of pure delight) It was most unsettling.

I completely misunderstood that at first. (at least I think I did)

Disney animated story of a flying elephant, set in Louisiana. Gumbo Disney's blockbuster about anger management on the high seas. Irates Of The Carribbean. Disney's film about diarrhoea and nannys. Mary Ploppins. Disney's Scot's adaptation of the Legend of Lord Greystoke. Tartan Disney's gruelling tale of dysmenorrhoea: Lady and the Cramp

Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider have a seedy affair as the traditional market of Les Halles closes down in Last Mango in Paris

Bummer Holiday Cliff Richard was in that , I think.

I'm tempted to reply, but best to leave it to someone more practised in hurling choice invective. Lard?

According to a leaflet stuck in my door, this morning our local (Conservative) MP paid me a visit. Fortunately for all concerned, I was still in bed.