Toast

No, I'm not her, honest.

I heard that her reply to their offer was "consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant".

They aren't. They are found by the dogs.

Aha, I was wondering about the 4 - I wasn't sure if Claude was still with us, he is of course British despite having lived in Oz for many years. The other being Harry Patch of course, who still seems pretty spry. Thought that "poem" Motion wrote for him recently was crap though.

Anyone remember the headline on the Sun back page when he was injured once? "SWOLLEN DICKS OUT"

I think the butler did it.

Doesn't seem to have worked on Clive Dunn.

Have you heard she's already ordered herself a plane? She'll still be using a razor to shave her other leg, though.

Point proved, methinks.

The last French WWI veteran has died. Lazare Ponticelli

Can't believe I never heard of him. Thanks for the link, I checked out some more stuff. What a talented and funny man.