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It should be a "And finally ....." item.

I'm rather fond of this one.

Not my genius, alas, but generously provided by this clever person. Lots of wonderful ones there, take a look at the page index.

Yeah, I still think Max missed a trick there.

Jade's Final Party I feel another song coming on .... It's my party and I'll die if I want to

Can I have Andorra?

Get yourself apprenticed to a plumber or a chippie, some useful trade. You'll make loads money and never be out of work. Wish I'd done something like that rather than wasting time with all that university crap.

Another interesting survival. Reported on Digital Spy, amusingly enough.

Oh, goody, another sweepstake. (see what I did there)

What an excellent find. I wonder how many have inadvertently discovered it while seeking information on the late Mr Bongo.

You got off lightly, I joined a queue and ended up being dunked in a bath of cold water by three nuns I do agree with this actually - some aspects of Lourdes are very humbling.

Yeah, I've been there too. It's like a religious Disneyland. I bought a plastic ballpoint pen, the casing contained a scene of the Grotto in a bubble of water. When you tipped it upside down, the Virgin Mary descended. It was so tacky I couldn't resist it. The possibilities are endless. Come on, Max! We're doing your job for you here.

I'm sure there will still be time to organise a trip to Lourdes for the miracle cure. They are probably waiting for the weather to get a bit warmer. Imagine the scope for photo features! They could sell it to Ave! magazine* as well as OK. And they could do well out of tacky souvenirs too. * I just made that up, but it wouldn't surprise me if there really is one.

Jade threatened by hammer-wielding intruder He's good, that Max Clifford, innee.

Hello, Nell, and welcome. Has Tweety discovered the Derby Dead Pool yet? KK has been selected by a few there.

Amy Winehouse to start driving lessons She could take a few people with her, too.

Go for it!!! Well, I almost did, but then I thought, hang on, they'll drive by here, see that I was the one that said 'shall I do it', then they will know it was me, and I might get an inbox full of insane chavvy death threats. But I still might. Well, someone has, anyway.

I just took a look at the original link. The comments are interesting, and include some lengthy diatribes and a number of recommendations of miracle cures. Amusingly quite a few responders refer to her as "Jane".

Best I could find.

Sorry, I nabbed that one yesterday.

Excellent! A tribute video, too.

Oh, are we having a sweepstake? Can I have March 13 then, please? Because I didn't put her in my DDP team, and sod's law dictates she'll attract the Unlucky 13 bonus as well