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I like this one too

Wonder when faithful friend Kevin's book will be out?

Mother's Day stuff If she's got no plans for Sunday, she can come round and sort my house out then, it's a right tip.

Goody has a sister? Where's she hiding then? Is she like that Osborne one who won't join in?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001670/ Much of her career has been in theatre, rather than films. Shakespeare etc. She is a real actress, not a zelebrity type. She is perhaps better known than many other stage actors because other members of her family are also respected actors.

That photo of Tweed and the nurse is sooooo going to be a Caption Competition.

Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less.

Seems this OK Tribute Edition is already on sale. They already know her "final words". ( And note the issue number ....)

Amid all the nonsense elsewhere about state funerals and the like, she does at least bear comparison to royalty in that, like King Charles II, she is "a most unconscionable time a-dying". Mind you, he did have the decency to apologise for it.

I was saddest over Jeffrey Bernard, tbh.

It should be a "And finally ....." item.

I'm rather fond of this one.

Not my genius, alas, but generously provided by this clever person. Lots of wonderful ones there, take a look at the page index.

Yeah, I still think Max missed a trick there.

Jade's Final Party I feel another song coming on .... It's my party and I'll die if I want to

Can I have Andorra?

Get yourself apprenticed to a plumber or a chippie, some useful trade. You'll make loads money and never be out of work. Wish I'd done something like that rather than wasting time with all that university crap.

Another interesting survival. Reported on Digital Spy, amusingly enough.