Boudicca

Took me a few secs to get that. I was thinking it sounded more like Hare Krishna Hell. They're definitely going though. The Vatican thinks IVF is "gravely evil" http://catholicinsight.com/online/church/v...ticle_475.shtml

Best get the admins to remove the Richard O'Sullivan thread to a place of safety while we're at it

As someone who feels (and looks) guilty every time I so much as see a policeman I find it truly shocking that they might have lied to The Pope To quote one of the ranters in the link Olveres put up, I really think it's time to wheel in Jeremy Kyle and his lie detector test / all-important D.N.A results. And Windsor of course.

No, but I think he knows you're onto him!

Happy Birthday!

"I Think" I Think noses are really a huge problem I Think wigs are too much on my mind I Think goats have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a silver rain, beating down on me Like a Banshees Scream line, which won't let go of my brain Like Clive Dunn's ass, it is in my head Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns I Think floppy shoes are gonna drive us all crazy And water pistols make me feel like a child I Think tdonkleys will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a silver rain, beating down on me Like a Banshees Scream line, which won't let go of my brain Like Clive Dunn's ass, it is in my head Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns Like a silver rain, beating down on me Like Clive Dunn's smile, cruel and cold Like Banshees Scream's ass, it is in my head Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns Blame it on clowns As you can see, I've messed it up a bit. I couldn't think of six nouns to to with clowns without feeling queasy

I like this one.

Or even Barabbas. And like everything else about bloody Catholicism there's a "Mystery" attached to it! http://www.gospel-mysteries.net/barabbas.html

Wasn't Barabus the murderer released at the crowd's request by Pilate instead of Jesus? I tried to find a link but Bible Gateway isn't co-operating and the Wiki page refers to a type of car. Anyway it isn't, "we want Barabus", it's "release Barabus". It says so in "The Life of Brian"

Learn about Tourette Syndrome: http://kineticnorth.com/TS/

I've always felt slightly ashamed of how I laughed when Myleene Klass was beaten up in the street. That story makes me feel a lot better. Mr B has similar tales to tell involving Victoria Beckham should anyone feel guilty for hating her - not that I can see that happening...

Thank you very much for the many messages of congratulation, and to LG for the announcement. The new Boudling is lovely and we are very proud of him. There's a picture in my profile for those of you who feel that what the internet could really do with is more pictures of babies, (and cats). A very Happy Birthday to scsi, Mr. Hopkins and everyone I missed. Good to see T. F is still alive too

Happy Birthday! Hope you had a lovely day

You can vote for Heather to win Grattan's "Celeb Mum of the Year". She's facing stiff competition from the likes of Jade Goody and Kate Moss, mind...

I might give up my avatar.

Happy Birthday DDT

Couldn't agree more BS

Happy Birthday C.P!

He needs to do that soon before the nice lady in my profile picture eats them all

How the hell did you find out about him?

I quite like the way this thread is going. All it needs now is for it to be declared our common room and for someone to lock it.

As opposed to our beloved T.H?

Lee Hazlewood Saddam Hussein * Tammy Faye Messner * Shoko Asahara George Melly * Fidel Castro * Tommy Makem Patricia Dunn Charlton Heston Estelle Getty Janez Drnovsek Ariel Sharon * Ladybird Johnson* (Joker) Arthur C Clarke * Maurice Papon Yitzhak Shamir Mark Felt Brooke Astor* John Forsythe* Luciano Pavarotti * *= HDP Sub - Evel Knieval DDP Sub - Clive Dunn HDP (Don't ask)

Oh alright. How about this one?