Boudicca

I'm so sorry for your loss, Hein.

Wonder what this button does.

Unemployed man visits Jobcentre Plus.

Do they specify who they are giving it to if you wear one?

Good. "I love being dragged out of bed at the crack of dawn and spending six hours sitting still whilst having my hair and face done. Such fun! Being paraded in front of a bunch of filthy old paedophiles is the icing on the cake." Poor child. Only in America, eh?

That was the most coherent post you've ever written Banshees, bless your little heart

I take it you're not impressed by my Chavatar, Mr Josco. My sister lent it me. She doesn't look happy. Perhaps I should give it back

Congratulations Mr. Star Crossed. 400! Welcome to the Hall of Shame

Protester crashes his car into the gates of his NZ home hours before T4 leaves for Tonga. http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411366/771489 The assailant has been ordered to stay at least 200 metres away from the king. A man of Taufa's "presence", however, presents easy pickings with the right choice of rifle. Could T4 be assassinated on his 88th? Will there be anarchy on the streets of Nuku'alofa?

What's wrong with having a gay son Banshees?

Where? Here here! Hear hear! Get some sleep, Mrs Six

Where?

The packaging on children's toys. All those thick plastic ties which you have to cut with scissors, and the bits of thread which are sellotaped to the cardboard, not to mention the twisty wire stuff held down by even more plastic strips. "Bratz" dolls, and the clothing range, which includes a tight red faux-leather crotch-skimming micro skirt. For six year olds. Motorised Scooters doing 10 m.p.h in crowded shopping centres and on pavements. Mini-Motorcycles, Jade Goody, the list is endless!

I voted for Clive Dunn, bless his (hopefully frail) heart..

Thread title is pretty lame. I should know, I wrote it Suggestions?

The best way to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses is to ask them for their address. Explain that you are passionate about your lack of / alternative Faith and would welcome the opportunity to call round to their house early on a Sunday morning to share your beliefs with them, and that you have a zero-tolerance policy regarding the whole family hiding behind the living room furniture.

Welcome to the forum! Are you related to our beloved moderater Banshees Scream, bitb?

"Hawaiian Volcano" Magnificent is NOT the word, Tony

Keep your friends close, but moderators even closer

You're such a killjoy, SC

Watch Dubya sing, "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"

My daughter is six years old today so we had a party. Out of nine invitees, only six bothered to turn up. Is this a Sign, Banshees?

Perhaps he's exhausted after a visit to the Supermarket. You know what he's like.

It's never a good idea to apply fake tan whilst drunk. Same goes for plucking one's eyebrows, or fringe-trimming* * That's "bangs" in American. Which sounds dirty in BOTH languages!

Chuck Bury? How appropriate