Boudicca

[1] The post states that a relative or friend of the writer died recently. [1] The post states or infers that the poster is morally or intellectually superior to the members of DeathList.net. [1] The post contains two or more grammatical errors. [1] The post contains one or more instances of consecutive question marks (??) or exclamation marks (!!). 16 points if I'm not mistaken.

I can be bribed with this one: Death, pirates and alcohol. Three of my favourite things in one handy package! Congratulations, on 1300, HCW

10 bottles of Chardonnay, 200 cigarettes, half a dozen Pirates and a Highwayman or eight?

I guessed "Polish" and have probably used the wrong translating program, but the result is quite amusing:

Unless you get a new avatar, it's quite possible they'll be falling over your feet!

Storm Floyd

Would you like to be our drummer?

Old habits die hard..

Does that paper often have "Lost Cat!" on the front page?

That sounds like a great idea boudicca, burn him! Just a little bit too much info about his 'impressive manhood' Something I really didn't need to know. We're all about lowering the Tone.

Who's that Blair Guy?

For Lady Die: Cat Bowling.

Usually I just change your spelling, but I'll make an exception in this case Congratulations! [Colour=Royal Purple]

Watch Yoda breakdancing.

I'm sure I could arrange something if he wants to appear in the DeathList Movie. Please tell his his people to get in touch with my people. Perhaps we can work something out

I can't tell you how much I love this thread title. It could be our big break. "DeathList - The Musical!" could be just around the corner, followed up by a Hollywood Movie

I'd like Entrophy to be head of the legal team. Windsor could do P.R

I would like to nominate Banshees Scream as the lyricist Frontman? If you merged The Captain's avatar with Hein's, you'd end up with something resembling Pete Doherty.

Who wants to be the drummer?

Was it Darth Vadar?

Perhaps he is listening to podcasts.

Wow! Amazing website. Dare I ask how you found it? (Maybe you were thinking of selling your daughter?) Here Maybe? Oops! Sorry AtJ. I was googling Hell Houses. Not that the thought of selling my child isn't sometimes tempting I'm definitely going to join. Although I must say I'm jealous of their smart forum software.

Join the Landover Baptist Church. (Their forum is terrific. Imagine the ranters they must get )

Yes, but ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

He was probably the most improbable Prince Charming of his day