Boudicca

I realise that this thread has a limited lifespan, but I just have to mention that Scoobies are the work of Satan, and that I have been wishing death and eternal damnation upon them for the last month! Originated in France, I believe. Perhaps SttG could tell us more..

She is in a bad way! What a horrible image, windsor, you've quite frightened me.

We can't change thread titles. I tried to change one of Banshees once. Yes, he did ask me to. Or maybe we can, but the admins don't trust us enough to tell us that..

- You can correct people's spelling

I bet she was appalled! Religious types don't approve of that. No wonder she hasn't been back.

That is very true, Capitan. Since the rant factor is marked out of 8, not 10, it's definitely through to the next round

It's Sunday. "Hymns of Praise" and "Antiques Roadshow" have lost the compelling hold they once had over me, so I'll amuse myself rating this according to the criteria Mr Hein once posted. We're sick: "Disgusting attitudes" counts, I think. Relatives with cancer: Oh, yes. Subject is above criticism: Maybe. Given that anon doesn't even know Jane. Finds self superior: Hard to say. Contains spelling errors: Sadly, nope. Although The Captain notes grammatical faults r.e punctuation. Contains obscenities: Disappointingly, no. I'd be better off watching "Hymns of Praise" at this rate.. Wishes nasty death on us: Half a mark for wishing it on our loved ones. Wishes hell on us: Big fat zero. Two and a half out of eight, I reckon..

Apart from Margaret Thatcher. And younger ones. Like Pete Doherty.

Inar, take a couple of valium and lie down for a while. There have been a lot worse things written on this forum. like this

Do we get subtractions from the total for being off topic (like this) ? I usually delete my less lucid and most off-topic posts the morning after making them. This doesn't affect the post total, but has been known to cause some confusion. I hope this answers your question. And explains why this post, and yours will have vanished tomorrow

Congratulations on your 1000th post, Mr Notapotato! I trust you will receive your promotion soon.

Quite right. Give it up, Mr Pitt. You won't get anywhere with such a moniker.

You're just trying to distract us from your livejournal site

I would like to make it quite clear that this person is not me.

Find out what's going on in the world from the BBC News.

Smokey Maguire And there's your Movie Star name, which is your middle name plus your street name. But I wouldn't recommend putting it up here alongside your porn-star name. With that sort of information somebody else could become you...

1. Scroll up / go back a page. 2. Read the exchange between Magere Hein and VileBody. 3. Fail to comprehend it. 4. Ask yourself if you are qualified to comment on the intelligence of our members. 5. Go away.

The local? I thought we were meeting here. Looks like a mistake has been made, and I've been invited to the admin conference..

Cheers ff.

Looks like you got caught preparing to loot the video stores, Inar.. Thanks for the link, Captain. Number eight is my favourite. It's entitled, "Waving the Flag at Rita" Better than waving your guns at Rita, I suppose..

Much obliged, ...and congratulations on your new, er..... status. Congrats HCW. I hope to reach "Josco" by Christmas.

It's lottery day in Valhalla. Your member number came up. Welcome aboard!

Fuck.

I recently had a reading by an alleged "psychic medium". She claimed to have my late grandmother on the line, so to speak. I wasn't really paying much attention, as she told me details about her death, and things that she used to do in life. The medium didn't ask me any questions, but I was still thinking it was all guesswork. Then she mentioned my mother and uncle by name. How the hell did that woman pull those names out of the air like that? I wouldn't mind, but I only had the reading because I'd arrived too early for an event, and was bored. Come to think of it, I was also told that I have been thinking about death of late. Does that mean she knows I've joined this forum?

Is the hurricane coming on Sunday, then?