Boudicca

You could just save the picture and have ImageShack host it. Looking good, but a little green around the gills there Captain. Were you celebrating anything in particular yesterday?

But can you prove you're remakable?

It be Pirate Day, windsor me lad, when t' grown beauties's fancies turn t' thoughts o' Johnny Depp.

Do you have t' latest copy o' Windows XP with cracked product activation? Damn. Wrong sort of Pirate

Nice weather for it anyway.

How should we know what you've been reading

That's probably quite true. I spend way too much time here, and would continually give the moderating team grief: "This topic is crap. Mods, please delete", and, "There is already a thread about The Pope / Amanda's new lipstick. Please merge." In the end, they got fed up of it, and promoted me so I'd have to do it myself. Lovely shade of pink you've chosen, esteemed Captain, but I think it clashes with my hair

Well, this thread is as good as any other to write my opus 800 in. regards, Hein Congratulations, Mr ... Hein

Haven't listened to his music come to think of it..

What? I know plenty of people who are useless at all that other stuff, but I have yet to meet someone who hasn't mastered the use of a door handle. What's the story, Ron?

Michael Hutchence was way ahead of his time then..

I want "It's a Sin" and I would like it played on the church organ so that Fr. Ryan can lead the singing.

Ghosts read the internet? No wonder our google rankings are so healthy.

A lighthouse you say. Why doesn't that suprise me, given that great festering twunts' predilection for penis substitutes. Piers Morgan twice quotes Mr Clarkson as saying, "I am physically incapable of having an affair. Ask my wife. She'll tell you." Whatever could that mean? (And before you start, yes, I was that bored )

This sounds familiar

Are ghosts short then? I used to hear somebody talking to my daughter via the baby monitor, but I attributed this to the effects of sleep deprivation. My Dad took us to a place in the Channel Islands once. He described it as an "Underground Hospital during the War." I remember feeling distinctly uneasy. Apparently, the place had been used by the Nazi's, for "experimentation". Don't know how true this is, though. My family are all insane.

I've always maintained that you have a certain idiosyncratic je ne whatever the French call it, Banshees...

How very appropriate. I wonder if his hands have been damaged by constant typing. He looks in need of a good meal, and a kip, too.

Mock baby names.

Born in leafy North London and ended up in South-East Skagtown Hope to escape soon.

I didn't know that Noel Cantwell was a Jedi. I hope he didn't use his powers on the pitch. That wouldn't be very sporting.

I can do that. Does that get me an "A" in the new exams?

Cheers, Notapotato. That was hurting my eyes