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I'm blaming it all on my December 30th-January 2nd bout of food poisoning.

Former Slovak international and long-time DDP pick Marian Cisovsky dead at 40.

Was watching an episode of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? just now and noticed that the mother of Angela looked like absolute shit. Went online to Google her name to see if she could be a possible DDP pick and found out she died in February. So, spoiler for the rest of the season.

It's always a crapshoot to guess which canceled celebs (or quasi-quasi-quasi celebs in the case of some of these indie shitters) are going to off themselves. Corny will be fine, his fans won't care who he jacked off to as they fucked his wife. Anyone who can go and work in Japan or Mexico where they don't care about being a sex pest as long as you don't smoke weed will be fine as well. Jimmy Havoc does have severe mental health issues though, and that Haggarty guy from Chikara is now unemployable in every field so he's my guess for an hero.

Died earlier this year, there was a death notice in the Telegraph but it was under her married name Jessica Coryton. EDIT: Her death apparently means there are now no people left from the original production of The Mouse Trap.

Cutting all the egg-chasing chat out of it:

Ahmed Radhi, former Iraqi national team captain who was part of their squad at the 1986 World Cup, dead at 56 from COVID-19. He was also the inaugural Asian Player of the Year in 1988.

Lynford "Hux" Brown, who played guitar on "The Harder They Come" alongside numerous other tracks, dies suddenly in a Home Depot parking lot aged 75.

Doddie Weir, Rob Burrow and Stephen Darby meet up (virtually) for a chat about life with ALS in lockdown.

Mikhail Ignatyev, head of Russia's Chuvash Republic until earlier this year, rona'd out at 58. He'd made some headlines a few months back due to a litany of bad behaviour that saw Putin lose faith in him, including dangling a firefighter's keys above their head and making him jump for them in public.

Joining the 100 Club: Bob Ryland, the first African-American professional tennis player, and a former coach of the Williams sisters, among many others. As a result, surely a 100% guaranteed QO.

Good question. I've skimmed quickly, and think that, at the very least, Rita Boas Koopman is still alive? She seems to be referred to in the present tense in this Dutch news article published just yesterday, but maybe Google Translate is doing me dirty.

Awld Willie Thorne, his respiratory system's all gawn.

Sarah Hegazi, who made global headlines after being arrested for flying a Pride flag at a rock concert in Egypt back in 2017, has died by suicide aged 30.

If you'd wondered why you hadn't seen Daniela Nardini on TV in recent years, turns out that she has breast cancer.

Reading the latest WON, a real blast from the past - Chris Hyatte, who was the internet wrestling writer back in the late 90s along with the likes of Scott Keith and CRZ - died on the 5th of July.

RIP to one of the realest:

Heh, the current generation are soft and don't know how easy they've got it, they just parrot whatever they've heard on the TV and have no social skills to deal with the wilder world. (SIX MONTHS LATER) I've joined Combat 18 because Rory Bremner's Nelson Mandela impression isn't broadcast 24 hours a day on at least seven TV stations.

Didn't realise that Humberto Garza, father of the late Hector Garza and grandfather of current WWE main roster workers Humberto Carrillo and Angel Garza was still alive. He's 83 and probably would get a QO if he went.

Schuey to have "a stem cell operation ‘within days’ to regenerate his nervous system"

You forgot "convicted paedophile".

Ronnie Wood and Rod Stewart?

Greg Gilbert back in the news as Mike Stock decides to mock his stage 4 cancer.