Spade_Cooley

He's been gone since that Thanksgiving (since that Thanksgiving)

Someone, Cuervo is not in this thread, despite taking a shoot brick to the head last night:

Happy B-day to the one celebrity who would enjoy posting here the most.

Roy Clark (the former Hee Haw host and country guitarist, not the British sitcom writer), dead at 85.

Mentioned on here a few times, and a DDP pick, Little House on the Prairie actress Katherine MacGregor has died aged 93.

Tommy Cox, co-founder of the PDC and arguably the most important figure in the big darts schism, has died after a short battle with pancreatic cancer. Somehow Olly Croft outlives another one.

No, it's an absolutely idea.

Angler John Wilson, who hosted "Go Fishing" on Anglia for yonks back when I was a kid, dead at 75.

Robert Rowan, technical director of Brentford often linked with future director of football roles at bigger clubs, dead at just 28. The first of football's laptop men to die?

Please nobody use the "Flat Stan Lee" pun, I wanna use it on the DDP.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/12/man-forced-to-observe-remembrance-day-silence-by-paedophile-hunters-8129712/ As one person points out in the comments, if they were so keen to honour the troops, why didn't they arrange to meet the nonce 10 minutes later?

Was gonna say, five years after this post he is finally dead.

Genesis P-Orridge update. Leukaemia is "stable" right now, but expected to turn terminal within the next year. A late 2019/early 2020 death for sure, but which one?

For those who like a good "mother of a darts player" pick, Glen Durrant mentioned in his post-match interview after hammering Simon Whitlock right now that his mam's not doing very well at the moment.

He's not feeling hunky dory about this thing that he's found: Heavy D, unsurprisingly, died of heart disease aged 44 today in 2011:

Back in front of the cameras for the first time in ages... dolled up beyond repair but still wheelchair-bound. You decide if she's worthy of a spot in 2019.

Looks like Andrew Fairlie, of "give him a check in December" status for DDPers the past two years, will be a popular boy in 2019.

In a world where nobody dies, an update.

Have a Fred Dineage pumpkin as reward for that.

Suppose I should start prepping the machine for the 2019 edition of the DDP, huh? Or maybe even do an update of the seven deaths from the past month...

I'm going back to bed.

EDIT: Ken Swofford dead.

The police force that reports the highest murder rate in the UK is Renfrewshire and Inverclyde. Although a "WTF is happening in Gourock" thread probably wouldn't get many replies.