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Greatest fact about Huey Lewis is that the mentally retarded absolutely love him. If you go to a Huey Lewis concert, the first three rows are all Down's Syndromers.

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Also, Jerry Lawler claims he had a stroke while doing some sex with his much-younger-than-him gf a few weeks ago.

Came in here to post this. Never met a Tim who wasn't a cunt.

My long-held issue with people using the term "one-hit wonder" to refer to bands and artists who had more than one hit. Just beacuse one of the songs was bigger than the others, doesn't mean they're One Hit Wonders. I mean look at this, from Spotify's official Playlist team btw: Hanson had four top 10 singles ("Where's The Love", "I Will Come To You" and "Penny and Me", alongside "Mmmbop"). Whigfield had three top 10 singles. Mark Morrison had five! Right Said Fred had a song ("Deeply Dippy") that actually charted ahead of what's called their "one hit" here ("I'm Too Sexy"). And that's not even broaching the number of people on there who had hits as part of a group (Travie McCoy, ODB, Sharam). "Glorious" by Andreas Johnson though - a one hit wonder and a 10/10 banger.

Surprised she's he's transitioning that late in life, but it's good when people find their true selves I suppose.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2018/04/10/livia-rev-pianist-obituary/ Livia "Mercury" Rev gets her QO, meaning that I should probably start thinking about the next update.

Bishop Francis Quinn is also hospice''d.

Can't find it online anywhere, but Paige's little appearance on NXT Takeover made me think she's not exactly sticking to the 12 steps.

Corbyn won't like that...

Always love it when a pick is on two completely different DDP theme teams, like Chuckie Boy.

Lin Manuel Miranda has shingles.

Might wanna check those bins...

They're now stealing his blood.

http://news.dwnews.com/china/news/2018-04-04/60050083.html "Multiple organ failure" according to Google Translate.

As stated elsewhere, The Crafty Cockney died tonight, had a heart attack backstage at the PL. Thankfully he didn't have to watch that shocker of a Price/Whitlock match.

ngl, I'm a big fan of Diet Coke Mango. The cherry flavour, not so much. Like a slightly flat cherry vodka + coke someone's dumped four tablespoons of cinnamon in.

He was a BNP member who had no friends and spent most of his time talking to dogs. Like DMX if he paid taxes.

Stoked for Richard Osborn-Brookes to turn out to be a nutjob like the dude who shot those gypsies in the early 2000s.

Marion Ross turns 90 this year, and is doing the publicity tour for her new autobiography. Looks and sounds sharp as a tack, wouldn't be surprised to see her hit the century:

The big orange fella ran in from the left and gave him a heart attack.

Might do the same with the John Prescott confusion as well tbh.

Sixty years since mobster Johnny Stompanato was stabbed to death by Lana Turner's daughter. Stompanato was allegedly kicking the shit out of Turner Sr at the time. Rumours suggest that Cohen gang bosses originally thought Sean Connery, who had made Turner's acquaintance on a number of occasions, was behind the death, leading the Scotsman to go into hiding for a few weeks.