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Chuck Yeager's Twitter feed is fucking hilarious, the most ornery old man in history. Will be a sad day when that miserable cunt dies.

Do you ever hope that one of Basement Jaxx dies in a car crash so you can post "Where's your airbag?" here and get ten likes?

Shouldn't have fucked up the Darien Scheme then, should you?

Ronald Reagan National and Gerald Ford International were both named when the presidents were still alive. Creasing at Ford getting an international hub while Ronnie has to make do with domestic.

YouTubers are even carnier than pro-wrestlers, it'd take a lot for me to pick one for any deadpool.

I think her death now is bigger than it would have been five/ten years ago because of the whole "we're living in the Golden Age of TV" meme and The Mary Tyler Moore Show was obviously one of the most important TV shows of all-time (revolutionised the sitcom, first 'feminist' TV show, first gay character on US TV, 'Chuckles Bites the Dust' et al).

Robert Crumb has had a fall and is currently hospitalised with a broken hip. Only 73, but he never struck me as the kind of guy who'd make 90.

Charon calls more Prod deaths than the Earl of Tyrconnell, kudos.

Jezza's decision to impose a three-line whip because he is the only man left on the planet who still believes in a Lexit surely going to see a few more Labour seats become "available" in the upcoming months.

World's most democratic country, eventually everyone gets to be prime minister.

So that article says it's being sent to 120 schools, out of 24,372 in the UK, with no directive to follow the instructions in it.

Don Budge is a big surprise, iirc he was clearly on the way out as the new year rolled around and was a de rigeur pick on Stiffs and the US dead pools at the time?

Chuckles Biting the Dust?

Bobby Muggs' politics are more of convenience than ideology though, despite what he'd have you believe. He's probably a pan-African Maoist than anything else.

Soft pretzels as a sandwich receptacle.

[insert R Kelly joke] [or Chuck Berry for the elder generation]

Lee "Q" O'Denat, the man responsible for all your favourite phonecam videos of some guy getting punched in a parking lot due to his role in setting up World Star Hip Hop, dead at 43 from a heart attack. WORLD STAR BABY!

Yeah, I don't feel so strongly against picking nobodies on the minor pools. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=moral+relativism

Still the only non-football podcast I listen to religiously. Their 2016 In Memoriam is up now, great stories and anecdotes about Garry Shandling, Carrie Fisher and Florence Henderson, among others.

Tracy McGiffin, Lost Woman

Hearing good things about that young lad, here's hoping his Cinderella run continues

Told you Simbo would get his obit after his mother did the BBC radio circuit, ITV News comes up with the first QO: http://www.itv.com/news/2017-01-24/fundraising-doctor-dies-at-28-of-genetic-cancer/

Why, have you fixed it? Nah, just knowledge of how the inspirational cancer battler media game goes. The mother is doing BBC Radio Leicester at some point this week, plus Cancer Research UK will put out a press release, the intersection of those two should get him in the Mirror at least.

He won't get one in the first 24 hours but he'll definitely get one.

Do you have a metal plate in your head perchance?