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Winnie Mandela's still going...

Grime MC Stormin has stage 2 skin cancer

Things I've learned from his death: "I Knew You Were Waiting For Me" was written by the one who isn't dead from Climie Fisher.

it was peaceful so no. Likely a heart attack. it was peaceful so no. Likely a heart attack. https://twitter.com/BreakingNews?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor unexplained but not suspicious. That points to suicide or overdose . It really doesn't.

In 2013 (the first year of dating) I bought the missus the programme for Wham's last ever gig In 2014 I got her a Last Christmas-themed card for Xmas In 2015 I got her a vintage George Michael calendar from 1988 In 2016 I got her no Michael-related gifts. I think I killed him.

And surely the correct phrasing of the joke is "guess he couldn't last Christmas", in the same way that when Clive James finally pops it we can go "well I guess he won't be seeing this year out".

Yeah, I've got three footballers in the 20-30 ranks for the DDP this year. Weird how they've probably been the biggest hit sector by the "no regional BBC variations" ruling.

Diana Rots DIANA rots Can't believe she's been deadpooling all along.

Off?

Carrie on doctors?

This is the Italian police, the odds that they just shot the first vaguely Arabic guy they saw dead are quite high.

Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani, 66.

So is the ten year old Bradley kid and the Jeopardy contestant who died before the show aired. Be careful you don't violate the "Malicious Communications Act": http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-arrested-after-abusive-facebook-9497282 Good to have a range of hobbies.

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Deddie Davies, always called upon when a British TV show needed a nervous spinster type, dead at 78.

The trick is to be a journalist and have free access to these sites as the sole perk of the job.

Guess he'll soon find out if the last night on earth is for living.

Reported by the Palace as a "heavy cold"

Oh shit here we go....

Lee Evans Gambits have now evolved, devolved and revolved into double-, triple- and quadruple-bluffs on this board. Surely not too long before the first Keegan-esque breakdown by a DDP manager who can't handle the mindgames.

We're all aware that Cynthia Lee Fontaine, from Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 9, was diagnosed with liver cancer earlier this year, right?

Terminal cancer in his stomach and pancreas.

Was probably just waiting until Maisie Williams was legal so he could have a guilt-free chug over her.