Spade_Cooley

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/apr/08/john-derbyshire-fired-article-african-americans And speaking of right-winger John Derbyshire, has his name ever been mentioned on this site before? He's captain of a somewhat under-performing DDP theme team...

Steve Salter, boyfriend of Susie Bubble (one of the world's premier style bloggers, apparently), has been missing since 10am yesterday morning. Guaranteed QO when he goes...

RIP Grouty

2014 DQSP hit Paul Revere was playing gigs up until August of that year. He died in October.

Modi "confirming" her dead.

Best DL gimmick 2016: rockhopperpenguin: Last Word stan Sir Creep: Angry American shitposter with a penchant for digging up dead threads joeyruss: roeyjuss

"becoming"

Along with Franco, arguably the three most famous Spanish-accented men of the 20th century.

Matteo Renzi and Seth MacFarlane "Geez Lois, this is worse than that time I called a referendum on changes to the Italian constitution and lost after it got hijacked by a group of anti-EU left-wing populists"

Jayalalithaa's the big news story of the moment in India, and don't threat if she dies before January 1st: her passing will set off a massive string of civil unrest and violence in the Tamil Nadu area, so you can always pick their local police chief as a back-up.

Even if you've never seen Night of the Hunter (a legit 10/10 imho), you're at least familiar with one of its tropes, which has been used pretty much everywhere since in the past 60 years.

Snuka is a guaranteed obituary across all British media sources, no doubt. He is easily one of the ten best wrestlers to kill a woman.

Dunno if we need a thread for people in adverts, but Milt Moss, the man who made "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" a catchphrase in the US thanks to his role in an Alka Seltzer spot, dead at 93. The video is below when the site starts allowing embeds again:

K!rstie T@ncock, a former pole dancer who had become a media spokesperson for the importance of organ donations in cystic fibrosis, dead at 27. More importantly, I now have to go and find a new captain for 2017.

First point of call is that it's an "ISO 9001" exam, not an "IS0 9000".

Stunned he beat Prunella to the finish line.

Ousmane Sow, he of those African giant sculptures, dead at 81.

No red heron, but I can't see him making it out of the month, so I was happy to toss him away for the dukes here. I mean there was a reason he did no promo for the Straight Outta Compton biopic.

You picked Hassan Asif as your captain.

Before anyone else takes him, MC Ren

There's a really good 100% guaranteed obit actor out there who has strong rumours about his rapidly failing health, but nothing from a remotely concrete source. Up there with Mark Sims for the biggest decisions of 2k17.

Rob Jones seems like a lock to me.

Tongue cancer, according to his lawyer, which has left him, and no snickering at the back, "unable to swallow".

The #2 ranked restaurant in Swindon on TripAdvisor is called "Egg-E-Licious". Sounds like a culinary treat.

Not gonna lie, the Neil Marshall/David Provan one-two has taken a bit of a licking to my team. Although I did find a nice 18-year-old with a 75% chance of obitting the other day.