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Three years to the day that Corey Monteith stopped believing:

Just checked in with our 'non-evil twins' over at The 110 Club, Emma Moreno does look pretty good for 116 I mean the fact that she can sit upright is a surprise.

He ded?

Whatever happened to the art of writing succinct headlines? (The internet happened, I suppose.) SEO happened.

Anyone up for "One from the 1"? You pick one person born in 2001, winner takes all.

Looking good!

Does this year's DDP all rest on Kate Granger?

Oh, Ms Brown will definitely return you to the top of the table within a few weeks (possibly before the next update, let's be honest), but I note with interest that Dr Kate Granger has now entered a hospice...

A truly generous man, and his last gift to mankind may well be a fourth consecutive DDP victory for DQSP.

I notice from the now-deceased suspect's Facebook profile that he was a Dr Who fan, which makes me a little fearful of mocking the nerds on here who still watch a TV program for children.

American Theatre Hall of Fame inductee John McMartin, dead at 86. Also an "oh, him" character actor in numerous TV shows and films from Golden Girls to that Kimmy Schmidt thing your girlfriend likes.

Had anyone else put Brian White (North East Milton Keynes, Lab, 1997-2005) on their longlist for 2017? Bad luck, he's dead.

One of Destiny's Child pre-2000 in "critical condition following pregnancy complications".

Art Barr died in 1994, OP.

Quite an alehouse tan Jezza's working on here, I think we're about nine months from a "stepping down on medical grounds" if Owen Smith doesn't hit the panic button in the next few days.

Proto-drols of the Learned Elders of Zion

And the current oldest man under federal detention, 99-year-old former Colombo family underboss John Franzese, denied compassionate release.

ffs

The Kinahan-Hutch feud claims another victim, "The Zookeeper" David Douglas. Gunned down just eight months after he was hospitalised in a previous attempt on his life.

So Mr Reaper, what first attracted you to the cancer-addled Caroline Aherne?

Withdrawing from role due to "hospital stay" for an "intestinal complaint". Get him back on your 2017 longlists lads.

Bill Cardille, who played a news reporter in both the original Night Of the Living Dead and the remake, has been been given a "very challenging liver cancer diagnosis". Guaranteed points for any dead pools with lenient obit requirements, probably not gonna make it to DDP status though.

33/1 on a party that currently has no seats in parliament winning the most seats in the next election: good bet?

Dreamt that someone on here was giving it the big one about they were going to win this year because they'd picked DJ Yoda and "he has IBS". I do not believe the popular audio/visual mash-up artiste suffers from said problems in real life, or that IBS can actually kill you.