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It's quite clear that there is something majorly wrong with Ms Smith that the Sun and the Mail are absolutely dying to tell us but can't for legal reasons.

Rowena Kincaid set her Instagram to private, then deleted it fully. I think she's definitely on the clock.

Katie G in the Telegraph today.

Big fan of how the poster doesn't actually mention him attending and just uses "A Tribute to...", so it can go ahead if he gets 86'd within the next month.

Live remake of Grease was better than the original, don't @ me.

Errol Christie scheduled to attend a night in his honour on July 1st.

Never played in a World Cup, because he was a meme footballer.

Been asked by a national newspaper to do an interview about being the "Lionel Messi of deadpooling". Thoughts?

calm you tits and jerk it off

calm you tits and jerk it off

Fucking meme politician.

I've got my undoubtedly world-famous pick primed and ready to go as soon as June arrives.

Wanted to beat Guest to the 'Ian Watkin's dead' post.

Six foot under the bridge?

Bill Backer, the advertising executive who created the "I'd Like To Teach the World to Sing" campaign before Don Draper, dead at 89.

>Irish >white

In something that's sure to make you feel like the passage of time is slipping by too fast, the first of Frankel's offspring won his maiden race today.

Anne Deborah Atai-Omoruto, doctor who led the WHO's response to the 2014 ebola outbreak in Liberia, dead at 59 from pancreatic cancer.

This thread is a total shanda.

Harlequins youngster Seb Adeniran-Olule dead in a car accident at 20.

Macauley Culkin: didn't settle down and make an honest man out of MJ

More William Schallert, from the Twitter account of showbiz historian Kliph Nesteroff: Thankfully, they made up in the end

Death Slam Form Guide #11 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Burt Kwouk! The only Chinese guy allowed on British TV for 20 years, before the invention of David Yip sometime in the 1980s. Depending on your generation, you'll know him either as the racially suspect Kato in the Pink Panther films, the racially suspect prison guard in Tenko or the racially suspect ethnic foil in the Harry Hill Show. Would have appeared in last year's Mrs Brown's Boys movie, except he's apparently housebound now due to an unspecified illness. We can now exclusively reveal on the DL forums that said illness is "wanting to stay the fuck away from the movie version of Mrs Brown's Boys".

Yeah, following her last few months you'd have to have a constitution of stone not to develop a great deal of respect for her. She is utterly fucked though.

His funeral will be at 1pm. Then again at 5.30.