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I've never seen one so big! (Performer credit list that is - 570 titles) http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=pavelmatous/gender=m/pavel-matous.htm Apparently including a Wikileaks porn parody as well.

Well, that means he was fit enough to walk to a hotel and get into bed. Still can't see Ozzy making mega-old age. Aye, and he'll be 69 before too long. It'll be a sad day when everyone's favourite insane drug taking attempted wife murdering loon who dabbles in music dies. Glen Campbell thread's here.

Healthy enough to shag around on Sharon with a 45-year-old lass.

Cunt's had more "last Christmases" than a badly arranged Wham Best Of, take it with a pinch of salt.

One Direction photographer Matt Irwin dies suddenly at 36.

Because if she was a strong candidate for next year why would she be on the list this year?

Goldsmith really, really does not want to be campaigning for mayor now he realises he's going to lose does he?

Congrats to ImNotHades for posting this forum's finest ever "I'm not mad I'm actually laughing at how mad I'm not"

MCA, where have ya been? In a burial plot.

Peter Falk joke

Was hoping that all this increased interest would see DDT turn up on TV as a "celebrity mortality expert" talking head.

Afeni Shakur, 60s black militant and mother of mono-testicled trained ballerina Tupac Shakur, dead at 69. Stunned that she didn't outlive Voletta Wallace, ngl.

PR release I saw said only two 1,000/1+ singles have ever come in as a bet in history before this Leicester thing (some guy in the 60s got a 1,000/1 on man walking on the moon before 1970 and a 2,500/1 "my son will play international football" bet for some guy). Can this be true? Daft bookie. Glasgow bookies were on average offering 150/1 on that. I know because the late Archie Roy won a sizeable sum doing just that and it allowed him to buy a house. It was William Hill, of all people. Further Googling suggests they may have deliberately offered the ridiculous odds for publicity, despite the payout they ended up making. The David Threlfall in question is, to the best of my knowledge, not the guy from Shameless. It's pretty much inevitable at this point, huh? Adam Smith has been denied his PL medal just because he took part in a racist orgy so we'll have to win it for him.

Yeah, judging fame is always a tricky thing to do, but I doubt under any possible metric could you call Jenny Diski more famous than Howard Marks.

PR release I saw said only two 1,000/1+ singles have ever come in as a bet in history before this Leicester thing (some guy in the 60s got a 1,000/1 on man walking on the moon before 1970 and a 2,500/1 "my son will play international football" bet for some guy). Can this be true?

Fuck, that's the lass who was Catfished by the guy who died before the episode aired. Good episode, but it's got nothing on the Catfish GOAT:

Ms Granger has finally started her long awaited #deathbedlive tweetstream Kate Granger ‏@GrangerKate 15h15 hours ago I think I might be on my way out soon. Pain getting worse every day. Pelvic tumour growing. I just don't think I can... Kate Granger ‏@GrangerKate 9h9 hours ago So grateful for the kindness from Twitter. Really appreciate everyone's care. This is getting more difficult to follow I guess #deathbedlive

Latest on Tommy Fuckitt:

Abdul Sattar Edhi has been admitted to an ICU for the second time in a month, not looking too great.

You've made eight posts in six years, two of which were about your hatred of BBC organizational politics. Are you Noel Edmonds?

For DQSP I'm expecting both Christie and Fekete dead within six weeks tbh. Granger and Kincaid by the year end. Edhi is a toss-up but every interview I've seen with him recent he hasn't been able to get out of bed for, so if he doesn't get the Nobel Peace Prize this year he may just go "fuck it" and die.

Hot dang that's some analysis.

It's all from Quaid himself, who claims that there is a shadowy cabal of people who control Hollywood (not the Jews, how could you think he meant that?) that are killing people who threaten their hegemony. He's specifically mentioned Spears, Lohan and Mel Gibson in the past as people they're "targeting".

A by-election could well see the much welcomed return of beloved national treasure Gorgeous George Galloway to parliament.