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A "winnit" is a piece of shit stuck in the anal hairs, iirc.

Abdul Sattar Edhi was admitted to intensive care a few days back, but is apparently out of the woods already.

What does anyone else reckon?

BIG CITY LIGHTS DON'T BOTHER ME NORTHAMPTON TOWN I'M PROUD TO BE

Jen's new book, In Gratitude, now out and getting positive reviews.

RIP fat racist.

Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels = Steve Davis/Jimmy White. Discuss.

lol @ sci-fi

Mariano Mores, who I'd assume must have been the last figure alive from the golden era of Argentine tango, dead at 98. Along with Enrique Santos Discépolo, who died 64 years ago, he wrote some of the genre's greatest bangers, including the unimpeachable "Cafetin de Buenos Aires":

Jock Scot's death, assuming he was in his 60s, means that for the first time we have four DDP teams break the 100-point barrier in a year (last year's three podiums and Golden Slumbers).

Can't believe such a healthy, clean-living man as the one pictured in this video died so suddenly

Yeah, people could well start thinking David Gest was some kind of self-indulgent mentally ill weirdo with a fucked-up sex life.

RIP

Time's ticking, Lizo Minooli

https://twitter.com/PA/status/719903437467578369

Gianroberto Casaleggio, Beppe Grillo's old mucker and co-founder of the populist/nutjob Movimento Cinque Stelle that took 25.5% at the last Italian elections, dead at 61.

As said, for a deathlist that was originally conceived of in a university bar, a completely bizarre oversight.

I prefer to phone a random Brussell sprout. Not phoning random taters? Still, each to his own. Might I suggest you phone this one, he looks like he needs cheering up. This pic just makes me think of: http://hypestream.co/these-mike-wazowski-with-kylie-jenners-lips-will-make-you-want-to-fuck-mike-wazowski/

Provenzano still claims to be dying, Italian state still not buying it.

The answer is always baby's first blues musician himself, Lead Belly.

I think we're talking days rather than weeks for Granger at this point. Would be astounded if she made June.

Peace out, you were very popular with the worst people at any university.

N-words behind bars who would've thunk it, They dindu nuffin you know, they was good boys.

Always knew about 1950s murderer/rapist/larceny act The Prisonaires (signed by Sam Phillips), but never knew about their spiritual sons, 70s soul act The Escorts (who actually one-upped the Prisonaires and recorded their album in prison rather than on day release). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYeEP9nwisU

"Doctor" Kate Granger. Had been unable to use a computer for a few months this year. Hmm.....