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And here, unsurprisingly, is the QO from the Mirror: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/wrestling/british-wrestler-kris-travis-dies-7662938

Kris Travis English: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kris-travis-dead-british-wrestling-mourning-after-shooting-star-loses-cancer-battle-aged-33-1552479

Two teams on 100 already and March isn't even out.

Kris Travis dead.

Very good as it turns out, he's dead.

Don't think I've ever felt more sorry for a Premier League manager than Remi Garde. Maybe Terry Connor when he was pretty much crying on every Match of the Day.

That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots. What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead! Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since.

Stay up to date with who Henry Kelly is.

Jeanette Charles, 40 years as a professional Queen Elizabeth II lookalike, and she has never looked remotely like the fucking woman.

Kate Granger ‏@GrangerKate 11h11 hours ago Perhaps I should just accept #deathbedlive is closer than I hoped it was & get my final preparations finished. 0 retweets30 likes Reply Retweet Like 30 More Kate Granger ‏@GrangerKate 11h11 hours ago I'd so love to be here for the YCC Sept ball & to present #KGAwards16 but that is looking increasingly unlikely...

Deathray definitely most improved poster 2k16, goddamn.

Paolo List, defensive lynchpin of Zeman's Foggia side of the 80s, dead from ALS at 52. Yet another Italian footballer of that time period who has died of the exact same disease.

Mother Angelica German: http://www.kath.net/news/54552

Rowena Kincaid has stopped all treatments and will instead be "clean eating" her way out of metastatic cancer.

Fekete is moving to Mexico City indefinitely for treatment, possibly inspired by how well it went for Mark Farren.

Has it ever been fully confirmed that he died while enjoying the "attentions" of a rather Reubenesque groupie at a sci-fi convention?

No need to fret about picking him in the DDP 2018, Marxist blogger Max Edwards has staged a permanent downing of tools aged 16.

Deathray coming in with the zingers, never thought I'd see the day

Yeah he's fucked.

The Guardian pays tribute to Rob Rensenbrink, who must also have died yesterday.

Baggsy, when his partner Q-Tip goes, posting "Breathe. Breathe and stop."

We don't have an "Ideas and possibilities for May 10, 2029", so this'll have to go here.

Kate Granger ‏@GrangerKate 10h10 hours ago I've only got 3 shifts left & I may never work again. Guess I'm just mourning my career. That's all.

So, at half time the opposing manager's team talk involved ways of stopping him playing! Cruyff's chief oncologist, Dr M Skrtel, says he has no idea what went wrong.