Spade_Cooley

I don't like this death, any more than you men.

January 11th 2056

Kitty Kallen obituary arrives from everyone's favourite trans-Atlantic officially-not-a-paedophile: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06zhl0q

Ennio Morricone, musician whose work became synonymous with spaghetti westerns, dies at his home aged 93.

That's because most music after 1994 is ear-shite. Actually most music after about 1986 is fucking bollocks. Most music after 1906 is fucking bollocks. I blame the N-words.

It's an obit. May have to request that any nuns in the area halt their prayers for Mother Angelica immediately.

Cancer Mums would be a good name for a deathlist pub quiz team.

I'm Not Hades morelike I'm Not Starting Any Good Threads

Not gonna lie, I don't have her down as being much of a fighter when it comes to the crunch end. Gimme April 21st.

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Lesbian suicide pact in a lettuce field, never forget.

Famous living nuns? Well, 1983 Wimbledon runner-up Andrea Jaeger later became a sister after her retirement from tennis. Also, Italy's pop charts have a nun in them as well, Sister Cristina who won that country's version of The Voice:

Might as well use this thread for updates on the world's second most-famous nun as well. Prayers are being asked, again, for the health of Mother Angelica, who is in a "delicate" condition and has apparently worsened significantly in recent days.

"Beauty Never Lies" was fucking robbed last year, let's be real.

Don't ask, you don't get. I still didn't get.

He created that Coca Cola jingle in the last episode and Betty got cancer.

Inflammation in the liver I understand. Which I assume means it's spread from his stomach to his liver as well?

Why was there a promoted tweet from you in my TL this morning?

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving man tbh.

Tom Mullica, who I think turned up on pretty every variety show in the early 90s with his cigarette swallowing tricks, dead at 67. And no, he didn't die from lung cancer.

Apparently dead according to a newsroom snap.

Hollingworth will be one all the broadsheets have an obit nice and ready to go for as well, quite possibly an obit written by someone who is already dead.

Not sure what's sparking this and similar other tweets, but I think Kris Travis is officially on the clock.

So is R O'S to snooker as Pheel is to darts? Loved by the casual and despised by the actual fans? Except Ronnie has never tried to rape two women in a Scottish caravan park.