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Sub-header: "He won't be joining us for the rest of his life"

Tough week for Goth girls who went on to do art at university.

Think I might take the contrarian POV on here when he dies and say Mugabe was actually good.

Absolute slobberknocker of a blogpost here#

Things are looking grizzly for Adams:

As stated previously Kris Travis's Twitter account is locked, but from the messages currently being sent to him I think he may be back on nil-by-mouth duties. The possibility of him being The Living End's century hitter looks ever-more possible.

Monty Brinson back on Instagram for another round of "no, I really am about to die", but this time it seems a lot more believable. montybrinsonI'm proud of sharing my journey and it's fab out to come to an end. I'm surrounded by love I will explain in my own words what's going on, today I even been blessed to help a nurse who's been depressed for days, Thats's why I'm in such agreat mood cause a can still help oththers in my own condition i got plenty of love in my heart. I'm here for everybody. This might be my final resting place but I'm content explain montybrinsonIt's nice to have friends around who care that put a smile on my face. I'll only use it temporarily us fighters will pull through into matter the pain and love I know I'm counted on by others so I'm not going to let them down love to all and I know my friends family eat know those words I say are truth. Everyone a great day and love to you and happiness always Monty. When u get get bored of my post just let me know and I'll stop He also shared a Minions meme.

Likewise, would be happy to take on bio-writing duties and even the obits for the frontpage if needed.

Think I remember reading he was ill about nine months or so back, there were some fundraisers, but I doubted he'd get the required obits. Fascinating character though even if his music is an acquired taste/basically the American version of those "naughty" Black Lace LPs.

Still think we could do with this as a standard smiley

Biggest Misses? Must be talking about my wife!!!!

Had never heard of Pat Harrington before picking him and until his obituary went up I realised I'd confused "One Day at a Time" with "One Life to Live".

Lemmy was an athiest. I'm just sad that my original pleasantry met with such a literal response. I suppose you're going to tell me that John Lennon won't be there either. P.sure wifebeaters are one of the first groups of people denied entry past the pearly gates

World #92 Ivan Bukavshin dead from a stroke at just 20.

Notice that Bob Ellis hasn't posted any writings to his site since January 2nd, one of the longest gaps in his output in ages. Any news from our convict-descendant cousins on whether this is significant?

Dude must have a cock like a can of Relentless with an apple on top.

If Silvana Pampanini can get a fucking Telegraph obit, a beyond obscure Italian actress who I think you could ask 1,000 paisan about and get 999 responses of "never heard of her", a French musician whose funeral was attended by all major political party leaders will get something. Pampanini's biggest role, as far as I can ascertain, was as a foil in a mediocre entry in the Toto film canon, "47 Morto Che Parla". The Telegraph also spelled her name wrong in the headline.

I think we all knew it counted as an obit, but just to clarify with regards to the Hassan Asif news, it is on the "UK version" of the Guardian's site:

Stage four cancer gets me too the church on tiiimmee

Some great content under the line on that article.

Ok if so it (cancer etc) didn't pop up whilst Googling around. Only medical anything I found was 1993 lol. I figure there's a reason...but I didn't see it.SC Edit: if you mean this: https://www.gofundme.com/pc62tqxk then let's hope whoever Kathy Kerley (unverified by FB) is legit, as it's the sole mention of Halpin's 'cancer' on the Web. Spade looking good seeing as Kerley's funding page in 3 months has only netted $1100 of the $25000 needed to save his life! Kathy Kerlin is friends with Halpin on Facebook, so I'm pretty confident the GoFundMe is legit. I may not be the best pure deadpooler out there, but my research game is second to none.

Lynda Bellingham returns from grave to fuck widowed husband

RIP, he was a nonce.

As said before, I think Delpech is very much a case of "will get the write up when Guardian/Telegraph have a spot for an obit on their pages". He's not a rush obit, but he'll get one. He might even get one of the rare "live obits", if "Wight Is Wight" gets played on Radio 2 at some point and they mention he's dead afterwards.