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Travis will see 2016 and I'm about 80% sure he'll see 2017 as well (although he won't see his 40th birthday). DDP is blocked on my work connection so I can't double-check stats, but my tiny tiny chances, being as Granger, Dignam and VDB are rendered useless by teams above me having them and Wybourne, Kara and Zorreguieta being healthy enough to go and do stuff would require two of Sadhana, Burt Kwouk and Jock Scot dying. Unlikely. Edit: Just saw Jock Scot is playing a gig on December 12th as well. Yeah, I will have to take this crown and sash back to the cleaners before I hand it over.

I think DDT can safely order the prosecco for December 31st now,

Dead at 40. And just to think only a month or so ago he was starring in terrible faux-viral adverts for some beer company or other.

Is Edwin Drummond a real person? I thought The Living End made him up for a laugh.

DDP scores seem to suggest otherwise.

Two And A Half T-Cells

Every time you mention her Deathray makes another ten posts.

Barrington Levy was also hospitalised last month, with dengue fever. Here he goes?

So you're basically saying you're too much of a pussy to argue with a 65-year-old bearded sandals-wearing redbrick uni lecturer?

RIP to the fat nonce.

Steak bake?

Can't name names, obviously, but I'd keep an eye out to see if this event is cancelled in the next few days: http://www.pizzaexpresslive.com/popBook.aspx?showId=406e8c13-697e-4167-a3d8-2f1002ec1a6a&showDateId=8618 Awww yeah, again and again. Don't think Mr Conrad made that gig, coincidentally.

Dead at 84, leaving only József Tóth alive from the Mighty Magyars 1954 runner-up squad.

Will she be the first person to win the DDP and be a successful hit in the same year?

Poor bastard. Weird to think he actually played for Manchester City after the Mansour takeover.

"...And My Name Is Larry" definitely the greatest cancer wordplay DDP name to date.

I'm probably not alone in thinking that might my life would have gone a lot better if my late teens and early 20s had been focused more on Allen Toussaint's work than Pat Eddery's.

Anyone Hugh Hefner didn't want?

No deaths, hoping to be proven wrong.

Big fan of literally nobody anyone on the first two pages of this thread was "a guaranteed death this year the DL committee are idiots to miss them off" dying.

Also in comeback kid news, 2002 BDO World Champion Tony David, who was at one point considered the #2 player in world darts behind The Groper, made it to the quarter finals of Oceanic Masters last week, having spent most of the past decade one particularly bad coughing fit from death thanks to his haemophilia and hepatitis.

How about a widower? Charlie Dick, Patsy Cline's other half, dead at 81.

5-2 loss to fellow rolypoly Adrian "Snackpot" Lewis on his return to the big leagues. Impressive 116 checkout on the sixth leg though, even if his arms do resemble a roasting joint from a retarded cow.

DDP is, of course, the gold standard.

Here's the Burt Reynolds longform interview for all you form checkers...