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Her maudlin career is now over

Can't believe Scully was only 72. He was the same age as Toni Basil, ffs.

Brief puff piece to mark Clare Hollingworth's 104th birthday tomorrow.

Piss yourself laughing maybe, just cos it reminds me, what is it with rappers converting to Islam? I don't think they really buy it, it's just another fad to them. They got bored of saying nigga nigga nigga and swap for Allah Allah Allah.... Oh btw Spade do you think this thread should be renamed so it's not racist? (I'm not racist I love Tom Green's raps) Canadian early 90s rap is one of the seven circles of hell, I'm pretty sure.

Koopsta Knicca becomes the second member of Three 6 Mafia to crunk off, dying of a stroke aged 40. Lord Infamous died of a heart attack two years ago. Weirdly enough, drinking a shit tonne of cough syrup turns out to be not amazingly good for your long-term health.

Looks the picture of health on BBC News at the moment. Made a full recovery. Surprisingly, she wont be returning to Africa anytime soon............ Now Pauline Cafferkey is back in hospital: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-34483584 Condition changed to "serious".

Could this be the beginning of the end? unlikely as all the tests appear to be fine and he has been released from hospital but it is never a good sign when old people start falling over. I wouldn't be surprised if the old man made it to be 100 to be honest as he seems to be the type who will go on forever but one to keep an eye on all the same. The prospect of an all-mourning dance episode of "Strictly" could be an enticing prospect though.

And Jelle Klaasen enjoys a stroke, especially if there's [deleted on legal grounds].

YOU GET YOUR CAJUN ASS UP HERE

And Larry Butler as well, stoked to see the pair of them get turned over by Rowby John Rodriguez

Can't name names, obviously, but I'd keep an eye out to see if this event is cancelled in the next few days: http://www.pizzaexpresslive.com/popBook.aspx?showId=406e8c13-697e-4167-a3d8-2f1002ec1a6a&showDateId=8618

Chantal Akerman, Belgian film director, has committed suicide at 65. Those of us who've had periods of trying to prove how deep we were will no doubt have sat through all three-and-a-half hours of "Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles" and wish we hadn't.

Bourbon, Garibaldi: has any one civil war contained so many biscuits?

The latest on RK is that he's having constant blackouts but is still going about his day-to-day life as well as can be expected. He is pretty close to being the world's longest-surviving victim of variant CJD though.

Infante Carlos, Duke of Calabria, who would have been the reigning King of the Two Sicilies if that traitorous bastard Garribaldi hadn't conned us into unification, dead at 77. His mother, Infanta Alicia, Dowager Duchess of Calabria, is still with us aged 97.

Democracy Now! reporting that Grace Lee Boggs is intersectionally interred. That means "dead" for those of you reading at a year 7 level.

Diagnosed with chronic lymphocytic leukaemia for the third time.

Eternal optimist, went with ZZ.

Brow beaten

Brief interview with "Deadly" Doug Ellis on Soccer Saturday today, looks very good for 92 and apparently still attends all home games.

I think it's more likely to be either depression or alcoholism rather than a classic deadpool-interesting illness, but I've been wrong about these things before.

Dunno about you lot but every single member of the Free Syrian Army I can find is in my 2016 longlist right now.

Happy 31st birthday Ritchii Kara!

You people have some weird-ass lives.