Spade_Cooley

Yeah, I think he wasn't so much hospice placed because he is a week away from dying, but rather he is incapable of looking after himself now and thus needed the care when his wife was away. Which could mean that he's about to die anyway. I wouldn't hold out hope for him making 2016, put it that way, and I think this will turn out to be the key death in the DDP this year.

Yeah, it'd damage the WWE's highly progressive views on racial tolerance:

You know what, I'd like to see Doreen Keogh on the DL in a tribute to this forum managing to get her Wikipedia entry changed from "dead" to "living". Surely a run behind the bar at the Rovers' Return in the 60s, plus her standout appearance in that Father Ted episode, should see her qualify as DL-suitable?

Thread needs more posts about yo momma.

One that went overlooked in the midsts of copy-and-paste mania that dots this thread. Ian McKechnie died at the age of 73 on June 11th. Mainly plied his trade with Hull City, where he secured his place in football history ("history") by being the first ever goalkeeper to make a save in a penalty shootout, stopping a Dennis Law spotkick.

And the Cher story from this week that I believe set us all up for this thread:

Tom Beard, a textbook British character actor who appeared roughly tenth on the castlist for 60% of British TV series 1995-2015, has died at 50. He was kind of like a Poundland Colin Firth, you'll know the face.

Grooveshark founder Josh Greenberg found dead in his own home aged 28, four months after he'd been forced to shut the site down.

Bar Rescue

Senior, "currently active" Labour MP is next in the firing line, by the looks of it. Anyone want to list PEOPLE WHO CARE CLEARLY NOT PAEDOS possibilities beneath?

Was listening to Gilbert Gottfried's podcast on the way in to work and they mentioned they couldn't get Jerry Maren on as a guest because he's in no position healthwise to be interviewed. On the clock?

Our boy Ritchii K, who has by my reckoning now outlived everyone in history with his variant of CJD, is well enough to do a bit of volunteer work this month according to his facebook. Exclusive photo also gives his us government name if you want it:

Finley Quaye is seemingly back on the bottle/rocks, one of the two.

Feels like this year's Kalashnikov, could very well finally just go "fuck it" in late December like Mikhail did.

O, children

Yeah but the son was Catholic, not a protestant, so he won't be in hell.

I think they'll wait until he's safely buried in a pine box before they give him the HoF call-up, it's not really a positive look for Titan to have one of its "legends" roll down the aisle with no legs.

C'est la vie. Shame as after following him on Twitter to keep tabs on his health condition I'd really grown to despise the prick. Eaton in 2014, Travis here. On the third time lucky principle, I fear for the wrestler on Team Quantick 2016. I think the solitary wrestler pick will be an ongoing tradition from me hereon in. Early gut feeling is 2016 will be the year Kamala finally chucks his spear in.

C'est la vie. Shame as after following him on Twitter to keep tabs on his health condition I'd really grown to despise the prick.

Best cash cow ever, the Zsa Zsa of ageing authors

Two-time Giro D'Italia winner Ivan Basso, 37, diagnosed with testicular cancer.

The inside line I've heard from people who work on one of the publications Sewell submits copy for is that they don't expect him to be around for December, so if he does make it to 2016 he should be a cert for the DL and your DDP line-ups.

Dude was on one of the, arguably, 100 most famous rap songs of all time, and the most famous song from the east/west coast "beef". He was always gonna obit.