Spade_Cooley

Little accident murderer, and I ain't never heard of ya.... ...

Damn, what will date rapists wear now?

Step-father. There's a clue in the skin colour.

Seems like there's a few deadpoolers in the DWP.

Kate Granger to run a 10k for charity on July 12th. Donate here to alleviate some of the guilt for making her a starter on your DDP line-up.

"Deborah" from "Disco 2000" got an obituary from pretty much every single eligible British media source when she died (BBC, Guardian, Mirror, Mail, ITV, Indie, Telegraph, HuffPo UK).

With the death of Val Doonican, that leaves Eric Clapton and Princess Anne as the only two people mentioned in the lyrics of "The Intro and the Outro" (except for the Bonzos themselves) to still be with us.

Just got Val Doonican's death come through on the wires.

¡Dale!, Winton Little joke for our Latin American readers there.

paulh86?

Need to get Shep on his trail asap.

No, he was hospitalised on Sunday but still managed to attend last night's Ant-Man premiere.

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Here comes a big one: Josef Masopust, always a great name to drop when discussing the GOATs if you want to seem smarter than other football fans, dead at 84. Played for the Czechs in both 58 and their run to the final in 62, he also won the Ballon d'Or in 62 as well.

The devil inside?

Oft-mentioned around these parts, Monty Brinson - ex-husband of gin/cum-guzzling Real Houswife Kim Richards - claims he has "a few days to a few weeks" to live.

When it comes to looking for the oldest living wrestler of note.... this guy won't be getting any British national obits, but Carlos Rocha is 88 and, from what I can ascertain, is still alive somewhere in Canada. He was usually billed as "The Portuguese Champion" and wrestled in towns that had a Portuguese ex-pat community as an ethnic babyface. You can see a lot of his history here, he was one of the main babyface challenges to Superstar Billy Graham during the latter's heel run as champ in the late 1970s. Not of any interest to anyone other than pro-wres aspies, but there's enough of us here.

How well will her death be reported in the UK? Would cut a bollock off if she doesn't get a Guardian obit. Plus the fact that she has a documentary out about her right now presumably means a Reuters obit, which will also lead to a mention in the Mail.

GLB is a pick for a few people in the DDP this year, including me, mainly because of the "pls gib money" requests sent in early December from her foundation for her hospice care. Surprising how someone got to 99 without being on anyone's radar before this year, but I'm quietly confident she's gonna check out soon.

Give me consensual sex enthusiast Kirk Douglas

Has anyone done the "Kinky booted" pun yet? RIP to one of the greats though, hoping for The Avengers (Rigg and Thorson series, not the rest of it) on Netflix asap.

Kasparov! Magnus Carlsen! Nigel Short! RZA from the Wu Tang Clan!

And presumably he turned out as a false 9 for Loughborough Dynamo in the 50s, hence why he's in this thread?

"Now in.... this next... concentration camp.... keep.... an eye out for.... the malnourished Jewish orphan... in.... the back of the.... room who.... just goes.... to prove.... that old... Groucho.... Marx maxim about.... Hollywood... that.... you should.... never....."

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