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I have, and I submitted my team about 7pm on NYE.

Three-time Lakeside third-rounder Steve Douglas, who had a heart attack in 2012 and was told by his doctor to avoid stressful situations as they'd probably kill him, has won a PDC tourcard. I'm sure the irregular low pay, lengthy travel schedule and chances to lose in straight sets in a Poole leisure centre to "Big" John Henderson will be a wonderful boost to his health.

Good content.

Can someone change this brer's username to "AspregeredInCarolina", thanks.

Feel like this thread is due a revival.

Ideas and Possibilities for 2010, 2011 and 2012 thread survivor, Mike Marqusee, has finally lowered the red flag age 61.

Yeah, Sir-Cumcision, you are bad at message board posting. May I suggest you go to stiffs.com or Doug Stanhope's shit tip deadpool instead?

No, January's usually a pretty slow time in deadpooling, can't imagine anyone will have died in the first 11 days of the year.

Anita Ekberg experiences La Dolce Morte aged 83. May go and "revisit" that Trevi Fountain scene in memoriam.

Wolfsburg midfielder and Belgian U21 international Junior Malanda has died in a car accident aged 20.

Definitely the greatest loss to our great sport in the past decade: The ECW Zombie dead at 38.

King Sporty, writer of "Buffalo Soldier" and husband of Betty Wright, dead at 71.

Fair play, you called it.

Tell 'em why you mad, son

Here's a Telegraph story about someone who managed to do so (asphyxiation of the lungs after a drinking injury) back in 2012, but it seems that he did so because he was being propped up by a breakfast bar/kitchen sink.

At least it's not Tiffany's dad from Eastenders but the other guy.

A full write up on the BBC I did not expect...... http://www.bbc.co.uk...ambers-30661934 And linked on the front page of the BBC website as well, fucking hell.

ESPN anchorman Stuart Scott dies after a long, deadpooler-teasing battle with cancer:

Kate Granger has officially stopped chemotherapy. Start the clock.

Yeah, this is a to-do you got yourself into by not specifying what makes someone "famous". Clearly Lauren was not of any note whatsoever before her illness, but the subsequent media coverage and charity work (raising $1m in two months is pretty impressive tbh) means she'll obit everywhere. Congratulate last year's champ on some sly chicanery and institute a rule for next year that all nominations have to have a Wikipedia entry before being picked.

Thanks to y'all and surely the villain of the year is Bobby Eaton for not dying during his two periods in an ICU this year and giving me the record point haul in a DDP year.

Olly Croft looked like they had to pull him off the mortuary table in that BBC4 darts documentary over Xmas, can't see him going another 12 months.

Belgian child murderer Frank van den Bleeken, a pick for at least two DDP teams, is scheduled to undergo euthanasia on the 11th of January.

Sure I've heard "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" on UK radio before.

Good Will Hunting?